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#1 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Lets have a laugh

Batman has read fanmail and decides with the amount of praise he has gotten over the years that he can take down superman. Superman on the other hand is very lonely since he is afraid of sleeping with Lois since she is fragile. Batman plans to ambush his best friend over in Coast City where he will prep a series of trap and deliver a coup de grace with a kryptonite ring.

Mister Mister Mxyzptlk however saw this plan and decides to interfere, as well as to have some good laughs at both their expense. Batman tries to do the Fear Gas & Kryptonite trick that the joker did, but instead Mxy switches the 'green' kryptonite with 'pink' kryptonite.

Fear gas is replaced with Poison ivy's pheromones, so the effects may be different. Factor in the fact that superman is lonely this is a good recipe for disaster. Fun fact is both batman and superman do not know what will happen.

Batgod's prep vs Superman's super-kiss

can you feel the love tonight

Info:

  • Will superman fall for it?
  • Will batman survive superman's love?

Fight

  1. Round one: normal showings
  2. Round two: pis feats
  3. Round three: batman knows that it is the 'wrong' kryptonite, a bit too late
#2 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (7031 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh Lord. Superman literally tears Batman a new asshole.

#3 Posted by PowerWoman (3364 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh,GOD,not again..

superman overkill,go away batman fanboys

#4 Edited by OmgOmgWtfWtf (7031 posts) - - Show Bio

#5 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Edited by KingOfAsh (3610 posts) - - Show Bio

This is the exact opposite of a spite thread; this is a lust thread...

#7 Edited by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

This is awful but hilarious.

#8 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_last_son_of_czarnia:thank you, sometimes the battle forums needs to lighten up a bit

made one for superman earlier too (gonna pick on as many characters as possible)

@kingofash:

he's gonna need to prep lube

#9 Posted by jwalser3 (5001 posts) - - Show Bio

They make a baby.

/thread

#10 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

They name him Connor. Or is it Conner?

#11 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Please tell me you did not -just- draw that.

#13 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Edited by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx: *shiver* that picture.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#15 Edited by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10049 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx

ROFL, I say that Superman makes it with Batman all rounds. Though Batman may have some bodily issues after...such as some broken bones and some torn intestines.

#16 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#17 Edited by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx: Prego Batman is creepy.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#18 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@floopay: IMO

BatmanxSuperman is the pairing that should happen for new52

#19 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx said:

@floopay: IMO

BatmanxSuperman is the pairing that should happen for new52

I think DC should make it very clear that Batman is straight. I mean, it's one thing for Superman or someone else to be a homosexual. But the guy who constantly has adolescent to teenage boy sidekicks who he seems to discard once they finish puberty....well......I think it should be well established he's into women.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#20 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10049 posts) - - Show Bio

@floopay: rofl, can't stop laughing after reading your post

#21 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@floopay: He's into jailbait, you can say superman hits the 'down low' lifestyle every now and then but batman has a bigger closet.

#22 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by Pierpat (2671 posts) - - Show Bio

Dear god, batman is sooooo dead.

And i don't mean dead in a nice way.

#24 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10049 posts) - - Show Bio

@floopay: Rofl, I remember seeing this XD

#26 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Edited by Pierpat (2671 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx said:

@pierpat: Superman is a kind lover

Come on, a decent hug from him will crush all of the bat's bones.

And then, i think bruce is (even if his choice of having only male assistants is......questionable) , so he'll try to refuse supes's love.And then......

#28 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@pierpat: Loneliness + Pheromones + Pink Kryptonite = Batbabies

the factors make it hard for supes to resist, I mean bruce is a finely sculpted model of human physical perfection.

#29 Posted by Extremos (72 posts) - - Show Bio

OMG. This thread. I was about to cry-laughing. Can't handle it.

#30 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

Awwww meeen! Bat stare vs Super kiss.... Hard choice.

#32 Posted by Abocado (666 posts) - - Show Bio

almost lost my lunch

#33 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Edited by OverLordArhas (7787 posts) - - Show Bio

@abocado said:

almost lost my lunch

Yaoi........makes me shiver.

#35 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@overlordarhas: Its more 'Bara' than 'Yaoi' though,

supes is seme

bats is uke

#36 Edited by GreatCaesarsGhost (2737 posts) - - Show Bio

That Kryptonite ring in Bruce's belt might make it hurt a little less. >___>

#37 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#38 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread needs more posting in my thread.

#39 Posted by toptom (1177 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@toptom: Cmon bro the new52 needs male pregnancy

#41 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

Whoever posted that picture is going to hell for it.

#42 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Rofl cakes.

#43 Edited by toptom (1177 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: satan is building a new bold section in hell just for him

#44 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@toptom said:

@veshark: satan is building a new section just for him

Think I'm gonna lay off reading Superman/Batman comics for a while....xD

#45 Edited by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

@floopay: so you're saying Batman likes girls?

#46 Edited by toptom (1177 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx said:

@toptom: Cmon bro the new52 needs male pregnancy

this picture has destroyed everything that Injustice has done since now!

however...the only important thing is that they truly love each other.

#47 Edited by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Imagine if male pregnancy was a super power. I think Pre-Crisis Supman could do it.

#48 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Edited by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Aren't their names Bruce and Clark too?

#50 Posted by Saren (25674 posts) - - Show Bio

Aren't their names Bruce and Clark too?

Apollo and Midnighter didn't have names back in Wildstorm. In DC, their names are Andrew and Lucas.

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