Lets have a laugh
Batman has read fanmail and decides with the amount of praise he has gotten over the years that he can take down superman. Superman on the other hand is very lonely since he is afraid of sleeping with Lois since she is fragile. Batman plans to ambush his best friend over in Coast City where he will prep a series of trap and deliver a coup de grace with a kryptonite ring.
Mister Mister Mxyzptlk however saw this plan and decides to interfere, as well as to have some good laughs at both their expense. Batman tries to do the Fear Gas & Kryptonite trick that the joker did, but instead Mxy switches the 'green' kryptonite with 'pink' kryptonite.
Fear gas is replaced with Poison ivy's pheromones, so the effects may be different. Factor in the fact that superman is lonely this is a good recipe for disaster. Fun fact is both batman and superman do not know what will happen.
Batgod's prep vs Superman's super-kiss
- Will superman fall for it?
- Will batman survive superman's love?
- Round one: normal showings
- Round two: pis feats
- Round three: batman knows that it is the 'wrong' kryptonite, a bit too late