Joke Battle: Batman vs Superman

Lets have a laugh

Batman has read fanmail and decides with the amount of praise he has gotten over the years that he can take down superman. Superman on the other hand is very lonely since he is afraid of sleeping with Lois since she is fragile. Batman plans to ambush his best friend over in Coast City where he will prep a series of trap and deliver a coup de grace with a kryptonite ring.

Mister Mister Mxyzptlk however saw this plan and decides to interfere, as well as to have some good laughs at both their expense. Batman tries to do the Fear Gas & Kryptonite trick that the joker did, but instead Mxy switches the 'green' kryptonite with 'pink' kryptonite.

Fear gas is replaced with Poison ivy's pheromones, so the effects may be different. Factor in the fact that superman is lonely this is a good recipe for disaster. Fun fact is both batman and superman do not know what will happen.

Batgod's prep vs Superman's super-kiss

Info:

• Will superman fall for it?
• Will batman survive superman's love?

Fight

1. Round one: normal showings
2. Round two: pis feats
3. Round three: batman knows that it is the 'wrong' kryptonite, a bit too late

Oh Lord. Superman literally tears Batman a new asshole.

Oh,GOD,not again..

superman overkill,go away batman fanboys

@powerwoman: Its a joke battle dear/dude

@omgomgwtfwtf:

This is the exact opposite of a spite thread; this is a lust thread...

This is awful but hilarious.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia:thank you, sometimes the battle forums needs to lighten up a bit

made one for superman earlier too (gonna pick on as many characters as possible)

@kingofash:

he's gonna need to prep lube

They make a baby.

/thread

They name him Connor. Or is it Conner?

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: @jwalser3: it sounds beautiful

Please tell me you did not -just- draw that.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: course not, just lurking

@nerx: *shiver* that picture.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

@nerx

ROFL, I say that Superman makes it with Batman all rounds. Though Batman may have some bodily issues after...such as some broken bones and some torn intestines.

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: A super kiss would make him forget

@floopay:which one?

@nerx: Prego Batman is creepy.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

@floopay: IMO

BatmanxSuperman is the pairing that should happen for new52

I think DC should make it very clear that Batman is straight. I mean, it's one thing for Superman or someone else to be a homosexual. But the guy who constantly has adolescent to teenage boy sidekicks who he seems to discard once they finish puberty....well......I think it should be well established he's into women.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

@floopay: rofl, can't stop laughing after reading your post

@floopay: He's into jailbait, you can say superman hits the 'down low' lifestyle every now and then but batman has a bigger closet.

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: @nerx:

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Dear god, batman is sooooo dead.

And i don't mean dead in a nice way.

@floopay: @the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk:

only a kryptonite condom can save batman now

@floopay: Rofl, I remember seeing this XD

@pierpat: Superman is a kind lover

@nerx said:

@pierpat: Superman is a kind lover

Come on, a decent hug from him will crush all of the bat's bones.

And then, i think bruce is (even if his choice of having only male assistants is......questionable) , so he'll try to refuse supes's love.And then......

@pierpat: Loneliness + Pheromones + Pink Kryptonite = Batbabies

the factors make it hard for supes to resist, I mean bruce is a finely sculpted model of human physical perfection.

OMG. This thread. I was about to cry-laughing. Can't handle it.

@extremos: Its the world's finest

Awwww meeen! Bat stare vs Super kiss.... Hard choice.

almost lost my lunch

@abocado: Plenty of cream amirite?

@ssejllenrad:

Super kiss dat sexy mouth

Yaoi........makes me shiver.

@overlordarhas: Its more 'Bara' than 'Yaoi' though,

supes is seme

bats is uke

That Kryptonite ring in Bruce's belt might make it hurt a little less. >___>

@greatcaesarsghost: the ring is pink homey

This thread needs more posting in my thread.

@nerx said:

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: @jwalser3: it sounds beautiful

.........oh god........haha

this is the new definiton for "w-e-i-r-d"!!

@toptom: Cmon bro the new52 needs male pregnancy

Whoever posted that picture is going to hell for it.

Rofl cakes.

@veshark: satan is building a new bold section in hell just for him

Think I'm gonna lay off reading Superman/Batman comics for a while....xD

@floopay: so you're saying Batman likes girls?

this picture has destroyed everything that Injustice has done since now!

however...the only important thing is that they truly love each other.

Imagine if male pregnancy was a super power. I think Pre-Crisis Supman could do it.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: he'd tap that bat ass

@toptom:

They did inspire Midnighter/Apollo, the love carries on

Aren't their names Bruce and Clark too?

Apollo and Midnighter didn't have names back in Wildstorm. In DC, their names are Andrew and Lucas.