Jobberseid vs. Jobbernos

Darkseid wins.

Darksied got mugged, stacked it, and worked at McDonald's; that beats getting arrested and losing the Cube as far as PIS and WIS goes...

@kingant27: lol

I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head at the out of context Darkseid stuff.

jobbers

I'm pretty sure this thread is illegal

They knock eachother out.

Now ! i Know Where Did The Nae Nae ... Came From =D

At least Jobberseid tripped on stairs in a poorly lit environment. Jobbernos just feel for no reason at all while dropping the cosmic cube as well for no reason at all in broad daylight. Tripping down the stairs in the dark>>>tripping over nothing in broad daylight.

Also, who the hell writes this sh!t? I cannot think of a single reason to make characters as powerful and intimidating as Thanos and Darkseid job so hard that you as a writer look more hilariously awful than the utter stupidity and incompetence you're trying to foist upon these great villains.

If PIS is on either one can win.

Who the hell cares

Jobber wins.

I'm pretty sure that both of them lose.

Wait, how the heck did he drop the cube?????

Is is redundant to state that the version of Thanos used by the OP isn't the 616 version?

Thanos is not a jobber and that scan is not canon.

After a half-an-hour dirty, poorly-lit alley brawl with numerous biting, hair-pulling and kicks in the groins, Jobbernos' victory is of a short duration as he gets caught by 2 (female) police officers. Meanwhile, Jobberseid wakes up in pleasure as he finds a still-lit cigarette on the concrete, nearby.

Nice.

@krleavenger said:

Without Starlin's Retcons he would probably be classified as a Jobber

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Look at this duuuuuude.

Jobberseid wins, darkseid has been humiliated in the worst ways, he was beaten by stairs, mugged, worked at mcdonalds and before the new 52, his only purpose was to make superman look strong

Jobberseid.

Jobbernos.

No.

@gateofbabylon: Thats not even canon lol.

Jobbernos,Jobberseid got mugged by thugs.

Thanos doesn’t job tho. If anything characters job against him. Looking at you Odin and Galactus.

I needed this laugh.

Thanks to the OP as well.

Oh, and "Jobbernos" wins.

this thread is a freaking goldmine

Then both slip and die.

Stalemate. Thanos gets arrested by the police and Darkseid falls down the stairs.

title should be renamed to fodderseid vs foddernos