Jobber triple threat match
These three are infamous for their low showings...So what happens when they're forced to face one another?
Location:
Times Square. Unpopulated. Plenty of abandoned vehicles. All begin 50 feet apart and visible.
Rules:
-Random encounter.
-Brutale has adamantium daggers.
-Zsasz has an adamantium knife.
-Killer Croc is unarmed.
-Standard elimination rules apply.
@venomoushatred1001: While Gargan was certainly a jobber, he has everyone here massively outclassed. That's exactly why I didn't include Rhino, either. It's all about balance, silly.That and in a "Who's the bigger idiot" contest, Mac will always, always win.
As stupid as this match seems on the surface, it actually has a lot to discuss.
Croc is easily the most impressive physically, but could Brutale's daggers drop him? Could Zsasz drop him in close range with that knife?
Does Zsasz have the reflexes/skill to dodge/deflect Brutale's daggers?
Etc.
Well, he might have got lucky or Batman might have been holding back like he usually does, but if KC can't beat Harvey Dent in h2h these days he's no longer a threat to Wayne at all.How quickly people forget the numerous times he's given Wayne trouble in close range...
Killer Croc.....
Neither Brutale or Zsasz have the strength to puncture his hide, even if they do have adamantium weapons since both are on the weak and scrawny side. Brutale even more so since he throws instead of stabs.
But theyre both really weak. He has enhanced durability so at the very least any damage they are able to do wont be enough to even put him down.
I just dont see them doing any serious damage to him whereas he could end them with one hit.
@Labyrinth said:
Sadly, this one ends in a triple K.O.
lmao
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