Jesus vs. Devil

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#251  Edited By Valkaad

Figure I mine as well post on this thread because as clint eastwood said in josy wales "hell everybody else is".

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#252  Edited By GambitO

Jesus conquered on the death and envelope the selfsame hell

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#253  Edited By GambitO

Jesus conquered on the death and envelope the selfsame hell

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#254  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

And God said to Abraham: Do not revive this damned thread.
Post Edited:2007-07-10 01:10:14

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#255  Edited By The_Ghostshell

I'm going to hell, who's comin with me?

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#256  Edited By Rotten gun

why would you bring this back!

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#257  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

Gambler says:

"I'm going to hell, who's comin with me?"

don't start an arguement gambler.

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#258  Edited By The_Ghostshell

Donnieman v5.1 says:

"Gambler says:
"I'm going to hell, who's comin with me?"

don't start an arguement gambler."

Lmao, what?

Rotten gun says:

"why would you bring this back!"

I didnt, it was already back.

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#259  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

I don't want another massive arguement to spark up around this thread.

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#260  Edited By The_Ghostshell

Donnieman v5.1 says:

"I don't want another massive arguement to spark up around this thread."

Would I do something like that? I didnt even notice this thread until you posted. Anything that happens from this point on is on your head. Mwahahahaha

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#261  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

Gambler says:

"Donnieman v5.1 says:
"I don't want another massive arguement to spark up around this thread."

Would I do something like that? I didnt even notice this thread until you posted. Anything that happens from this point on is on your head. Mwahahahaha"

I did kinda revive it is by posting in it.

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#263  Edited By The Mighty Thor

acewasp23 says:

"[IMG]
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ha

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#264  Edited By acewasp23

spiderman0409 says:

"acewasp23 says:
"[IMG]
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yeah i had to post the pic after i remembered the thread.

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#265  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

A battle between two imaginary characters.....Hmmm, yup, this certainly belongs in the battles thread =)
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#266  Edited By kagetaicho

I think it depends on if it's the Jesus who people actually believe is God or the Jesus who people believe is basically the chief angel (so to speak) and not actually God.

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#267  Edited By King_Saturn
Jesus for the win
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#268  Edited By Power NeXus
@k4tzm4n said:
"A battle between two imaginary characters.....Hmmm, yup, this certainly belongs in the battles thread =) "

Come on, dude. Don't be 'that guy'.
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#269  Edited By xmenfallen

there is nothing more powerful than jesus

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#270  Edited By ARMIV

Jesus.

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#271  Edited By Zaiyan
@Boken said:
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jesus is peacful and would never fight any one. end of story.

"
Jesus keeps resurrecting, Devil gets bored and tries killing someone else
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#272  Edited By SilverGalford

Jesus hands down simply because, at least as I was taught, God made the Devil and so can control him. Jesus is God so he stomps Satan in his many forms then gets around to other stuff.    




this



jesus is peacful and would never fight any one. end of story.





don't be so sure about it 


Lucifer is a loser who gets his ass kicked by Jesus. Read a bible.



this is true. 


I have read the bible , But lets look at comics Jesus left the throne in Lucifer , has sdissappeared in preacher leaving it open for satan, So read a comic


the thing  is , a comic made by a man point of view  compared to a book made by God's thoughts which shows the real power of jesus,  seriously  ,  i wouldn't  use those comics.
jesus wins .
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#273  Edited By Roddy010

Jesus ftw...Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus cast him out back to hell wiyh ease...

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#274  Edited By SilverGalford

Well then its a good thing the bible is bull shit then right.
Its a little thing I like to call common sense    


   
i didn't know that calling something bull$%&! was common sense . interesting.


Yeah I shouldnt have said anything, but ya gotta realize telling people there going to hell is going to get a response.


that's not good


This is the last time I will post in this thread. All I'm gonna say is religion as a whole has caused more death and destruction then the Devil ever has.


this is why these threads shouldn't be made . anyway this is the internet . the bashing paradise.
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#275  Edited By nefarious

Jesus tells Satan to die. (Satan dies)

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#276  Edited By pooty
@xmenfallen said:
" there is nothing more powerful than jesus "
Except for a few nails through the hand and feet. Jesus is like all the other prophets: only as powerful as God allows them to be. "What God giveth he taketh away".
@k4tzm4n said:
" A battle between two imaginary characters.....Hmmm, yup, this certainly belongs in the battles thread =) "
Could be so true. but could be so so wrong
@SilverGalford said:
" the thing  is , a comic made by a man point of view  compared to a book made by God's thoughts which shows the real power of jesus,  seriously  ,  i wouldn't  use those comics. jesus wins . "

 the Bible is God's thoughts? Have any scans or proof of that? lol

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" Jesus ftw...Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus cast him out back to hell wiyh ease... "

When i read of Satans battles it's never one on one and i never hear of Jesus doing the fighting. Where is it written that Jesus cast him to hell?

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#277  Edited By The Opposite

which version of jesus and devil?

devil jin? devil kazuya? she devil?

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#278  Edited By kadeem

Jesus got retconned in the Quran, so he isn't as powerful as he used to be.  Most likely the devil would win this battle.

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#279  Edited By syncroniam

This already happened and Satan lost every time.

(Alpha and Omega Revelations1:18, Rev.1:11, Rev.22:13) creator of the everything in the universe. (John.1verse3). All power belongs to him (Matthew28:18), "At the name of JESUS everyknee (with no exceptions) in heaven and on earth and even under the earth (hell) shall bow and every tongue shall confess that JESUS CHRIST is The Lord to the glory of GOD the Father" (Philippians.2:9-11).

JESUS (GOD) can do anything (allthings) (Philippians.4:13). There is nothing too difficult for him to do (Jeremiah.32:27).

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As Jesus said to Satan he can hurt him but he can cut his head off

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This is like unstoppable force vs immovable object.