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#1 Posted by XMen1963 (484 posts) - - Show Bio

Fight on a football field. Bloodlust is off morals are on. Classic Jay Vs. Classic Wolvs.

#2 Posted by beatboks1 (6946 posts) - - Show Bio

Classic Jay is a light speeder, vibrates molecules to pass through thing etc, creates wind torrents by spinning hands. Logan wont even get close. Jay can just suck off Logan's air until he passes out and tie him up.

#3 Posted by Dex_Starr (4772 posts) - - Show Bio

SPITE.

#4 Posted by XMen1963 (484 posts) - - Show Bio

@beatboks1: Wolverine can go for a while without air.

#5 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

SPIIIIIIIIITE

#6 Posted by God_Spawn (37138 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine cause Jay wears a colander on his head.

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#7 Posted by Illuminatus (9480 posts) - - Show Bio

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

#8 Posted by Kal'smahboi (3454 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn said:

Wolverine cause Jay wears a colander on his head.

HEY NOW. It's a colander with wings.
#9 Posted by God_Spawn (37138 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kal'smahboi: Jay wishes he could pull the wings off like Cap :P. (I know Jay came first if I'm not mistaken by like a year?)

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#10 Posted by Kal'smahboi (3454 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn: Had to look it up. You're correct, sir. Well done.
#11 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch.

#12 Posted by beatboks1 (6946 posts) - - Show Bio

@XMen1963 said:

@beatboks1: Wolverine can go for a while without air.

Jay can vibrate his molecules and pass through almost anything, if he so desires Logan can't even touch him. he could hit him a million times in a second, hit him with the force of his with moving at light speed with winds generated from his hands he could send him flying for miles. I mean seriously what is Logan going to so to take him down. he wont even see him move if he goes all out.

Black Adam who's a hell of a lot faster, stronger and more resilient, with a 1000 time better healing factor couldn't even hit Jay so Wolverine wont either.

It's spite

#13 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
#14 Posted by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

SPIIITTTEEE

Jay speedblitzes Logan into submission. Logan has never shown the required speed to deal with a Flash

#15 Posted by Illuminatus (9480 posts) - - Show Bio
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
#16 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@steelhound56 said:

SPIIITTTEEE

Jay speedblitzes Logan into submission. Logan has never shown the required speed to deal with a Flash

This all sounds very sexual
#17 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears. 
 
Scared yet?
#18 Posted by Illuminatus (9480 posts) - - Show Bio
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
#19 Posted by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ferro Vida: Well, Jay would violate Logan physically.....

Just sayin

#20 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
Each province has a standing militia of two hundred polar bear cavalry. We also have the world's best penguin knife-fighters on retainer as foot soldiers.
#21 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@steelhound56 said:

@Ferro Vida: Well, Jay would violate Logan physically.....

Just sayin

Wolverine would never see him coming.
#22 Posted by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ferro Vida: Literally. Wolverine would see Jay standing in front of him. Next thing he knows, he's waking up in a seedy hotel room with bruises and a massive headache wondering what the hell happened to him.

#23 Posted by Illuminatus (9480 posts) - - Show Bio
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
Each province has a standing militia of two hundred polar bear cavalry. We also have the world's best penguin knife-fighters on retainer as foot soldiers.
Our hillbilly shock-troopers would decimate your penguins.  
 
Polar bear cavalry? Bah. We have Sarah Palin and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
#24 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@steelhound56 said:

@Ferro Vida: Literally. Wolverine would see Jay standing in front of him. Next thing he knows, he's waking up in a seedy hotel room with bruises, sticky tights, and a massive headache wondering what the hell happened to him.

Fixed. 
 
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
Each province has a standing militia of two hundred polar bear cavalry. We also have the world's best penguin knife-fighters on retainer as foot soldiers.
Our hillbilly shock-troopers would decimate your penguins.   Polar bear cavalry? Bah. We have Sarah Palin and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
You say that like we don't have our own hillbillies. I come from Alberta, boy; the land of beef, oil, and discrimination.
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter is a mercenary, and Palin wouldn't risk alienating her TV audience.
#25 Posted by Illuminatus (9480 posts) - - Show Bio
@Ferro Vida said:

@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
Each province has a standing militia of two hundred polar bear cavalry. We also have the world's best penguin knife-fighters on retainer as foot soldiers.
Our hillbilly shock-troopers would decimate your penguins.   Polar bear cavalry? Bah. We have Sarah Palin and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
You say that like we don't have our own hillbillies. I come from Alberta, boy; the land of beef, oil, and discrimination. Dog the Bounty Hunter is a mercenary, and Palin wouldn't risk alienating her TV audience.
Our hillbillies outnumber yours, syrup-glutton.  
 
Of course, we have the world's largest hipster population next to London here in LA, as well as NYC. We can always just have them infiltrate your country and crash the housing market. 
#26 Edited by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ferro Vida: Indeed. The sticky tights perhaps coming from where Logan released his bowels as soon as Jay hit him?

#27 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:

@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
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@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
Each province has a standing militia of two hundred polar bear cavalry. We also have the world's best penguin knife-fighters on retainer as foot soldiers.
Our hillbilly shock-troopers would decimate your penguins.   Polar bear cavalry? Bah. We have Sarah Palin and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
You say that like we don't have our own hillbillies. I come from Alberta, boy; the land of beef, oil, and discrimination. Dog the Bounty Hunter is a mercenary, and Palin wouldn't risk alienating her TV audience.
Our hillbillies outnumber yours, syrup-glutton.   Of course, we have the world's largest hipster population next to London here in LA, as well as NYC. We can always just have them infiltrate your country and crash the housing market. 
If you're going to play that game then we can legalize weed in British Columbia, thus winning over those hipster and hippies to our seed. Besides, BC bud is said to be the best in the world.
#28 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@steelhound56 said:

@Ferro Vida: Indeed. The sticky tights perhaps coming from where Logan released his bowels as soon as Jay hit him?

Sure. Use your imagination ;)
#29 Posted by Illuminatus (9480 posts) - - Show Bio
@Ferro Vida said:
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@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
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@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
Each province has a standing militia of two hundred polar bear cavalry. We also have the world's best penguin knife-fighters on retainer as foot soldiers.
Our hillbilly shock-troopers would decimate your penguins.   Polar bear cavalry? Bah. We have Sarah Palin and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
You say that like we don't have our own hillbillies. I come from Alberta, boy; the land of beef, oil, and discrimination. Dog the Bounty Hunter is a mercenary, and Palin wouldn't risk alienating her TV audience.
Our hillbillies outnumber yours, syrup-glutton.   Of course, we have the world's largest hipster population next to London here in LA, as well as NYC. We can always just have them infiltrate your country and crash the housing market. 
If you're going to play that game then we can legalize weed in British Columbia, thus winning over those hipster and hippies to our seed. Besides, BC bud is said to be the best in the world.
Go ahead and take 'em. Meanwhile, we'll be prepping our greatest weapon of all: Lady Gaga.
#30 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
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@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:
@Ferro Vida said:
@Illuminatus said:

Jay, because he's not Canadian.

Flark you, eh.
Better get your maple syrup guns out, eh.
We don't use the nectar of the Gods for fighting. He use chainsaws. And ride polar bears.  Scared yet?
It's gonna take you years to amass your troops, seeing as you guys only have one road.
Each province has a standing militia of two hundred polar bear cavalry. We also have the world's best penguin knife-fighters on retainer as foot soldiers.
Our hillbilly shock-troopers would decimate your penguins.   Polar bear cavalry? Bah. We have Sarah Palin and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
You say that like we don't have our own hillbillies. I come from Alberta, boy; the land of beef, oil, and discrimination. Dog the Bounty Hunter is a mercenary, and Palin wouldn't risk alienating her TV audience.
Our hillbillies outnumber yours, syrup-glutton.   Of course, we have the world's largest hipster population next to London here in LA, as well as NYC. We can always just have them infiltrate your country and crash the housing market. 
If you're going to play that game then we can legalize weed in British Columbia, thus winning over those hipster and hippies to our seed. Besides, BC bud is said to be the best in the world.
Go ahead and take 'em. Meanwhile, we'll be prepping our greatest weapon of all: Lady Gaga.
Justin Bieber. Celine Dion. Drake. 
 
You have no idea what you just got yourself in to. ;)
#31 Posted by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ferro Vida: I'm not really sure I want too....

#32 Posted by Ferro Vida (34597 posts) - - Show Bio
@steelhound56: LOL