Jarvis vs Alfred Pennyworth

Jarvis and Alfred start arguing about who would win in a fight, if Iron Man or Batman, Jarvis says Iron Man would win due to firepower but Alfred keeps saying Batman would find a way to overcome or beat Iron Man, Jarvis starts saying that the only way he could do that is with a lot of prep time, he says that Batman is useless without prep, Alfred gets angry and says that at least Batman was not a guy that spend all day drunk doing useless things while he let others run his company for him, Jarvis stands up and hits Alfred in the stomach.

And the battle begins

Bloodlusted

Location: a coffee shop

Alfred

been done before i believe Alfred wins

Alfred. Though it's not a stomp.

Alfred.

Robot jarvis wins. real jarvis loses.

Alfred

This is funny but gotta go with Alfred. He would've learnt a thing or two by observing Bruce