#1 Posted by Hagane Enna (7388 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah another stupid and pointless battle thread but I say Jarvis. The man has to put up with way too much.

#2 Posted by Uqbah (10 posts) - - Show Bio

Wasn't Alfred a former British spy or something similar? If so Jarvis doesn't really have a chance.

#3 Posted by Valkaad (2701 posts) - - Show Bio

Jarvis boxed in the Royal Navy so Jarvis would stomp Alfred's bum.

#4 Posted by Forever (4313 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred was a spy and he has some hand to hand skills so he's no cake walk.

#5 Posted by Buckshot (19357 posts) - - Show Bio

You can't walk on a cake. Well, maybe you could if it were big and stale.

#6 Posted by Forever (4313 posts) - - Show Bio

lol It wouldnt be much of a cake then would it?

#7 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio


#8 Posted by Hagane Enna (7388 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"You can't walk on a cake. Well, maybe you could if it were big and stale."

Depends on the cake. If it was one of them low fat Entenmann's ones, you could walk on it but Jarvis wouldn't allow that in the mansion I'm sure. Neither would Alfred.

#9 Posted by Darkchild (42051 posts) - - Show Bio

I would go with alfred he can kick some arse

#10 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3331 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't Alfred know that stuff where you hit the pressure point and it makes them fall instantly or something?

Though Alfred wins for the sense of humour.

#11 Posted by the referee (2620 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred has worked with Batman so he's got to know some moves

#12 Posted by Fortanono (4910 posts) - - Show Bio


#13 Posted by karrob (4288 posts) - - Show Bio

alfred...he is in better shape.

#14 Posted by gambit987 (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred he was trained by a Brittain agency or something.

#15 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (16678 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred survive World Ward 2?, Survive Gotham after well a mob war, being destroyed and all those crazy thing, oh Gotham a nice place to live.  
Also i remember that even movie Alfred say he was a spy, he take down one of Ras bodyguards, with one punch, during Batman adventures i think was 13, say that gotham criminals try to kidnap him all the time, he say a number something like 20 times or something like that.  
I mean they try to take Alfrend an Alfred beat them.

#16 Posted by Mighty Max (470 posts) - - Show Bio

Well if it's a "who's the better butler" thread, then I'd have to say Jarvis, at least we've seen Jarvis clean, in all the Batman issues he's been in, I don't think I've ever seen Alfred clean!
If it's a proper fight I'd maybe, probably go for Jarvis, like come on, he's an Avenger! :)