Jarl Balgruuf vs Cole Phelps

Jarl Balgruuf is sitting on his throne in Dragonsreach when a man that looks like he's from the future (Balgruuf guessed that he is from 1947, which happens to be exactly correct) takes a seat at one of the tables in the room. He then mutters "I think the Jarl can't keep things under control." This angers Balgruuf, causing him to say "O rly?" He then proceeds to flow on Phelps with his "Jarl Ballin' SWAG Rap." Cole Phelps is in awe, only able to respond with "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." He then tells the now more powerful (2x more powerful) Jarl Ballin' "Save your t*tties for the suckers!" Jarl Ballin' then orders Phelps to follow him outside. Jarl Ballin' is armed with an iron sword and a shield that can block bullets. Phelps is armed with a Colt M1911 and switchblade, but can also use his H2H fighting skill as well. Jarl Ballin' tells Phelps about the time when he was a little girl in France. Phelps gets annoyed by Jarl Ballin' and starts fighting.

The amazing videos I got this idea from:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WzT2fnkfPk

Jarl has the agility, possibly strength, but Cole's got a gun and a car.

Cole 8-10/10

@frisky4: I didn't give him a car

@notatreeabush: He has them in the game.

@frisky4: I didn't specifically give him a car WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASSUME SH*T? (sadly only you know this reference :((()

@notatreeabush: They'll all know someday

Cole

Balgruuf unless Cole knows the console commands to turn off his essential mode.

This answer still makes me laugh my block off, now laugh your block off