James Bond vs. James Kirk in the "Love" Gauntlet

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 Team 1 
 
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Rules:  

 
Each Team gets a full profile in each woman and have 1 week to attempt seduce her.  They do not have to clear, they just have to score more than the other.  
 
Winner gets a three month cruise with Cylons 6, 8, and 3. 
 
Loser get the crap kicked out him by the husbands and boyfriends of the women they are attempting to seduce. 
  

Here are the women: 
  
 
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 1. Dianna Troi (Star Trek Next Generation)
 
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 2. Lana Lang (Smallville)
   
 
 
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 3. President Laura Roslin 
 
 
 
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 4. Princess Leia Organna (Star Wars)
 
 
 
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5.  Zoe (Post-Serenity)
 
  
 
 
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6. Diana (V) 
 
 
 Who would be the winner? You can say who you think they can seduce and who they can't if you wish.
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#2  Edited By Ferro Vida
@Voodoom: Neither of them is getting in Zoe's pants. I would give an edge to Bond. That dude didn't even have to TRY.
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#3  Edited By Emperorb777

Works everytime

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@Immortal777: LOL
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@Ferro Vida: It was damn near r&pe with James he would smack them around, yell at them, be unnecessarily rough and then in the next scene they'd wake up in bed.

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#6  Edited By Ferro Vida
@Immortal777: They liked it rough? To be fair, Roger Moore would probably be a better choice for this particular contest.
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@Ferro Vida: I think the final round should have been Ms Moneypenny even James charms didn't work on her.

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#8  Edited By Ferro Vida
@Immortal777: Well, pre-Brosnan Bond anyway.
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@Ferro Vida: After Roger as Bond I didnt enjoy the movies anymore George Lazenby killed it for me.

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#10  Edited By Ferro Vida
@Immortal777: But Dalton was the best Bond D:
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#11  Edited By Emperorb777

@Ferro Vida: GTFO lol Sean is the man.

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#12  Edited By Ferro Vida
@Immortal777: Say that after watching Never Say Never Again. Connery should have said never again.
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#13  Edited By Emperorb777

@Ferro Vida: Yea it was bad but On Her Majesty's Secret Service was the worst. I still haven't seen Daniel Craig as Bond though I hear he did good.

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#14  Edited By Ferro Vida
@Immortal777: Craig made fun movies. He was just more of Jason Bourne then he was James Bond.
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#15  Edited By thanobomb1124

I say Kirk

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#16  Edited By Kovak

Bond stomp

Spite spite SPIIIIIIIIIITE!