James Bond V.S Batman - Battles

#1 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batman isn't prepared for this as 007 comes to Gotham without Batman knowing, he has a mission to take out Batman (don't know why)

Who wins?

By the way this is the newest James Bond-Daniel Craig, but with a lot of gadgets.

State your reasons..

V.S

#2 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

If they are in the bathroom then Batman is screwed. Never fight bond in the bathroom. He can drown thou in a sink, Or Electrocute thine in the bath tub, Lord knows what he can do to you in the toilet.
Post Edited:2007-11-06 16:42:19

#3 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

roflol... i thought this would be a "Who slept with the most women" battle lol

M

#4 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Hahah that would be a good one, not but err, anybody want to set the scene, i'm not much good at it anyway lol!

#5 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Bond drowns Batman in a sink. Or does the famous, Electrocute thou with a toaster and water.

#6 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Lol

Bathroom fight sounds good...

:)

#7 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

crazy spidey says:

"Batman wins, ppl who say Bond are being fanboys. (though he is a beast)"

Batman won't win if they are in a bathroom. No one can beat bond in the bath room. Thats a proven fact. And Bond fought Jaws, Who is completely immortal and practically invulnerable, and won.

#8 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batman wins, ppl who say Bond are being fanboys. (though he is a beast)

#9 Posted by ElusiveStorm (2728 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Not to mention he kicked odd-ball's ass and defeated Christopher Lee who had a golden gun. But Batman is well trained so i got my money on the Dark Knight.

#10 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

I think this guy would have a better chance at beating 007 than Batman in a Bathroom.

#11 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

i think hes a good Bond, sure not as good as Sean Connery but hes great. If i'm not wrong they're making another movie with him in and i think that should be better with the gadgets and stuff, that was the only downer for me but it was just the beginning.

#12 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1032 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Except...Daniel Craig...is no Bond!

he's horrible...

#13 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10992 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Mr. Ubiquitous says:

"Except...Daniel Craig...is no Bond!he's horrible..."

so is your face!

#14 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1032 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Lord Shazam says:

"Mr. Ubiquitous says:
"Except...Daniel Craig...is no Bond!he's horrible..."
so is your face!"

My wife liked it enough...it can't be all that bad

and CERTAINLY not as bad as Daniel Craig is...

#15 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Lord Shazam says:

"Mr. Ubiquitous says:
"Except...Daniel Craig...is no Bond!he's horrible..."
so is your face!"

haha lol. Good one Shaz!

#16 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1032 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Barry Flash says:

"Lord Shazam says:
"Mr. Ubiquitous says:
"Except...Daniel Craig...is no Bond!he's horrible..."
so is your face!"
haha lol. Good one Shaz!"

GOOD one???? really?...I guess if you're 12, yeah I can see that...

lord, the minutia of this "bored"

#17 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10992 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Mr. Ubiquitous says:

"Lord Shazam says:
"Mr. Ubiquitous says:
"Except...Daniel Craig...is no Bond!he's horrible..."
so is your face!"
My wife liked it enough...it can't be all that bad
and CERTAINLY not as bad as Daniel Craig is..."

haven't you seen Scrubs? TV series, the "So is your face" is off that. They could say anything and then say that line even if it doesn't make sense.

and i like Daniel Craig in Bond, hes my third favourite. behind Roger Moore and Sean Connery.

Post Edited:2007-11-06 17:10:23

#18 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

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#19 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

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#20 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Well sorrrry but i don't see you confrontating 'crazy spidey'!

#21 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Plus i think it's fair to swear on your own Topic!

#22 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

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#23 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Barry Flash says:
"Well sorrrry but i don't see you confrontating 'crazy spidey'!"
i did his as well... M"

wtf I ddint swear, ur racist lol

#24 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Fine, okay.

Can we get back to the Actual topic then people?

#25 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

crazy spidey says:

"Methos says:
"Barry Flash says:
"Well sorrrry but i don't see you confrontating 'crazy spidey'!"
i did his as well... M"
wtf I ddint swear, ur racist lol"

You said 'fk'!!

#26 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Barry Flash says:

"Well sorrrry but i don't see you confrontating 'crazy spidey'!"

i did his as well...

M

#27 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Barry Flash says:

"Plus i think it's fair to swear on your own Topic!"

The forum rules are quite clear... no swearing...

this is a child friendly forum...

M

crazy spidey says:

"wtf I ddint swear, ur racist lol"

you want me to bring the post back to show you?

M

#28 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Barry Flash says:

"crazy spidey says:
"Methos says:
"Barry Flash says:
"Well sorrrry but i don't see you confrontating 'crazy spidey'!"
i did his as well... M"
wtf I ddint swear, ur racist lol"
You said 'f**k'!!"

oh did I... well I would like to make a formal apology

#29 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

I don't mind, i mean i don't like mean cursing but stuff like st if it's my topic, i think its okay. But then that's just me :/

#30 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

the forum rules apply to all threads

M

#31 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Okay, this is nothing to do with the subject Methos, but how are you Moderator?

#32 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Barry Flash says:

"Okay, this is nothing to do with the subject Methos, but how are you Moderator?"

I've been one for about 5 days now...

the Admin chose me to moderate the forums

M

#33 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

oh cool. Just asking, wondering what it was :D

#34 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

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#35 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

do you want me to PM you the forum rules?

M

#36 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Yeah, sure!

#37 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10992 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Methos says:

"http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p171/methosivanhoe/mod/language.jpgM"

i can't wait until Zee Crusher comes on, he always swears. i think hes a noob. am guessing hes gonna get banned

#38 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

I think it is funny the way this topic has completely transformed from the original Name :P

#39 Posted by Iron Apollo (2167 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

lay the smack down Methos

#40 Posted by Barry Flash (1573 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

What the hell is that all about?

#41 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1032 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Barry Flash says:

"What the hell is that all about? "

Its about YOU BF...its ALL about you, my man...

#42 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batman would win....I'm sorry....he would. Although I'm sure certain Bond villains could kill Bats.....

#43 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Sparda says:

"Batman would win....I'm sorry....he would. Although I'm sure certain Bond villains could kill Bats....."

thnk you for being honest, I know it took alot out of u.

#44 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

any decent sniper should be able to kill batman. hire some thugs to pretend to steal a few elaborate items that could only be used to create one thing! whatever it is doesnt matter cause batman will figure it out. then batman will find the penthouse office space that is being used to create the "item"... batman shows up on the roof to drop in on the badguys and gets shot in the head without ever even knowing bond was pointing his rifle at him.

#45 Posted by Methos (40100 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"any decent sniper should be able to kill batman. hire some thugs to pretend to steal a few elaborate items that could only be used to create one thing! whatever it is doesnt matter cause batman will figure it out. then batman will find the penthouse office space that is being used to create the "item"... batman shows up on the roof to drop in on the badguys and gets shot in the head without ever even knowing bond was pointing his rifle at him."

that was an amazing story in Batman Black & White...

where an ordinary guy shot Batman, for no reason lol

he simply just planned it out, and shot him lol

brilliant story :D

M

#46 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Oh, wait a second....didn't see the part where it said Batman isn't prepared for this.

Basically what App said should do it.

#47 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"any decent sniper should be able to kill batman. hire some thugs to pretend to steal a few elaborate items that could only be used to create one thing! whatever it is doesnt matter cause batman will figure it out. then batman will find the penthouse office space that is being used to create the "item"... batman shows up on the roof to drop in on the badguys and gets shot in the head without ever even knowing bond was pointing his rifle at him."

does bond snipe people... no. Does he hire thugs... no. Hes a dangerous man of intrigue and does not fight in a "cowardly or dishonourable fashion"

#48 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

crazy spidey says:

"Apparition says:
"any decent sniper should be able to kill batman. hire some thugs to pretend to steal a few elaborate items that could only be used to create one thing! whatever it is doesnt matter cause batman will figure it out. then batman will find the penthouse office space that is being used to create the "item"... batman shows up on the roof to drop in on the badguys and gets shot in the head without ever even knowing bond was pointing his rifle at him."
does bond snipe people... no. Does he hire thugs... no. Hes a dangerous man of intrigue and does not fight in a "cowardly or dishonourable fashion""

cowardly or dishonourable? he just wants to kill him, that's all. does he have to challenge him to a duel or something?

#49 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Apparition says:
"any decent sniper should be able to kill batman. hire some thugs to pretend to steal a few elaborate items that could only be used to create one thing! whatever it is doesnt matter cause batman will figure it out. then batman will find the penthouse office space that is being used to create the "item"... batman shows up on the roof to drop in on the badguys and gets shot in the head without ever even knowing bond was pointing his rifle at him."
that was an amazing story in Batman Black & White... where an ordinary guy shot Batman, for no reason lol he simply just planned it out, and shot him lol brilliant story :D M"

Wait, what?

Stands there for several moments with mouth hanging open

A ordinary guy.....

...shot Batman?

The Batman who fought Darkseid?

The Batman who's faced off against Superman?

A ordinary guy?

...........

Slaps head REALLY hard

(Although that sounds like one heckuva funny story)

#50 Posted by Gambler (80654 posts) - 5 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Bond

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