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Mismatch. Jackie Vhan trained his entire life as a martial arts practitioner while Jason Statham was only "engineered" to be one for his action films. This is an ungodly stomp in Chan's favor.

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@super_mod: It shouldn't matter because OP states composite meaning he gets movie feats

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@hulkage said:

@super_mod: It shouldn't matter because OP states composite meaning he gets movie feats

None the less, Jackie wins.

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Mismatch. Jackie Vhan trained his entire life as a martial arts practitioner while Jason Statham was only "engineered" to be one for his action films. This is an ungodly stomp in Chan's favor.

Jason Statham does practiced real martial arts, he know Wing Chun, kickboxing, and karate. He also performed stunts by himself.

Anyway, it doesn't matter for this thread because movie feats were allowed.

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Mismatch. Jackie Vhan trained his entire life as a martial arts practitioner while Jason Statham was only "engineered" to be one for his action films. This is an ungodly stomp in Chan's favor.

Jason Statham does practiced real martial arts, he know Wing Chun, kickboxing, and karate. He also performed stunts by himself.

Anyway, it doesn't matter for this thread because movie feats were allowed.


You missed the point. I never said that Jason Statham wasn't a martial artist..

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@super_mod: Jackie may win, but in no way is this a stomp which is what you claimed in your original thread

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@hulkage said:

@super_mod: Jackie may win, but in no way is this a stomp which is what you claimed in your original thread

It's certainly not a stomp if we are using current versions Jack is getting up there in age but Jackie still wins

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@hulkage said:

@super_mod: Jackie may win, but in no way is this a stomp which is what you claimed in your original thread

No lol no no no this is a stomp in every sense of the word.

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@hulkage said:

@super_mod: Jackie may win, but in no way is this a stomp which is what you claimed in your original thread

It's certainly not a stomp if we are using current versions Jack is getting up there in age but Jackie still wins

The OP didn't specify that Jackie's prime feats can't be used which, to me, means that they can...which makes this a mismatch..

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@super_mod: Jackie may win, but in no way is this a stomp which is what you claimed in your original thread

It's certainly not a stomp if we are using current versions Jack is getting up there in age but Jackie still wins

The OP didn't specify that Jackie's prime feats can't be used which, to me, means that they can...which makes this a mismatch..

Okay you've got a point, Jackie in his prime would beat any version of Statham but I wouldn't say it's a total stomp.

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@super_mod: And what feats does prime Jackie have that Statham can't replicate? Plus Jason is better with impromptu weapons so the location plays a huge factor.

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#14  Edited By Super_Mod

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@super_mod said:
@killerforhire said:
@hulkage said:

@super_mod: Jackie may win, but in no way is this a stomp which is what you claimed in your original thread

It's certainly not a stomp if we are using current versions Jack is getting up there in age but Jackie still wins

The OP didn't specify that Jackie's prime feats can't be used which, to me, means that they can...which makes this a mismatch..

Okay you've got a point, Jackie in his prime would beat any version of Statham but I wouldn't say it's a total stomp.

It would be though bc Chan-Prime has beaten people who would also stomp the sh*t out of Statham, namely Benny Urquidez (who is basically to Chan what Chuck Norris was to Bruce Lee).

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@hulkage said:

@super_mod: And what feats does prime Jackie have that Statham can't replicate? Plus Jason is better with impromptu weapons so the location plays a huge factor.

What.... have you ever seen any old Jackie Chan movies

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@super_mod: And what feats does prime Jackie have that Statham can't replicate? Plus Jason is better with impromptu weapons so the location plays a huge factor.

Please...just stop.

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#17  Edited By Hulkage

@killerforhire: Yes I have. Drunken Master is my favorite martial arts movie ever. I think Chan can maybe pull out a win but to say it's a stomp is disrespectful to Statham.

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@hulkage: I'm being 100% serious. I already started Jackie probably wins but this isn't a stomp

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@killerforhire: *Drunken Master

And I'm trying to price this isn't a stomp and Statham may even be able to take a few out of ten

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@hulkage said:

@killerforhire: *Drunken Master

And I'm trying to price this isn't a stomp and Statham may even be able to take a few out of ten

I agree but Jackie takes the majority.

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Statham, way more badass

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Current old Jackie with Mortals on ? I can see Jason taking it honestly.

Chan has impressive feats but currently he's old and most of his feats were achieved in a "goofy" fashion.

but he'd stomp with morals off or bloodlusted.

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@hulkage: are you kidding me statham is better with impromptu weapons jackie took out like 6 armed men with an empty bucket

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#27  Edited By Nomar

Is Jackie not looking for trouble? That Jackie is nigh invincible. Throw in a mop or step ladder and it's flawless victory.

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@hulkage said:

@killerforhire: Yes I have. Drunken Master is my favorite martial arts movie ever. I think Chan can maybe pull out a win but to say it's a stomp is disrespectful to Statham.

You shouldn't use Drunken Master as the benchmark for Jackie Chan's best prime feats you know. Have you also seen Wheels on Meals? Dragons Forever? Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars?

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@nomar said:

Is Jackie not looking for trouble? That Jackie is nigh invincible. Throw in a mop or step ladder and it's flawless victory.

Damn right!!! but Statham ain't bad you've got to give the man some props.

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@killerforhire: I certainly give him props. Just not the mop or step ladder. :)

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@nomar said:

@killerforhire: I certainly give him props. Just not the mop or step ladder. :)

That's fair enough.

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Current old Jackie with Mortals on ? I can see Jason taking it honestly.

Chan has impressive feats but currently he's old and mostof his feats were achieved in a "goofy" fashion.

That statement right there just showed that you don't know what you're taling about nor have you seen Jackie's older films -__-

Furthermore, it's composite Jackie Chan which means that we can reference all of his feats predating back to his earliest films. Statham isn't fcking with Young Chan at all in any way and if you want to challenge me on this then I have no problem proving you wrong right here and now. @hulkage - You can get some of this too. It doesn't matter to me -- I will not lose this debate.

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#34  Edited By Super_Mod

@killerforhire: What's wrong with my grammar? It's understandable enough is it not? Plus I'm not really "trying" right now. I never do when I'm rushing out a reply.

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@killerforhire: What's wrong with my grammar? It's understandable enough is it not? Plus I'm not really "trying" right now. I never do when I'm rushing out a reply.

No it wasn't you, it was my illiteracy, thats why i deleted my comment & I'm very drunk right now

Edit: I can't read none to good at the moment.

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@super_mod said:

@killerforhire: What's wrong with my grammar? It's understandable enough is it not? Plus I'm not really "trying" right now. I never do when I'm rushing out a reply.

No it wasn't you, it was my illiteracy, thats why i deleted my comment & I'm very drunk right now

Edit: I can't read none to good at the moment.

What're you drinkin'? Damn now I want a drink lol

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@super_mod said:
@killerforhire said:
@super_mod said:

@killerforhire: What's wrong with my grammar? It's understandable enough is it not? Plus I'm not really "trying" right now. I never do when I'm rushing out a reply.

No it wasn't you, it was my illiteracy, thats why i deleted my comment & I'm very drunk right now

Edit: I can't read none to good at the moment.

What're you drinkin'? Damn now I want a drink lol

Well then come on over I'll get 'ch drunk.

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@super_mod said:
@killerforhire said:
@super_mod said:

@killerforhire: What's wrong with my grammar? It's understandable enough is it not? Plus I'm not really "trying" right now. I never do when I'm rushing out a reply.

No it wasn't you, it was my illiteracy, thats why i deleted my comment & I'm very drunk right now

Edit: I can't read none to good at the moment.

What're you drinkin'? Damn now I want a drink lol

Well then come on over I'll get 'ch drunk.

lol I'm in Georgia bruh. Where you at?

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#42  Edited By XioKenji

@super_mod: I apologize , didn't know we were talking about Prime Chan , if it's composite prime Chan then he literally stomps all Movie-TV martial artists.(Including Jet Lee-comp and Donnie-comp)

And no , I actually watched Chan movies since Drunken master and NiceGuy.(All of his english-released movies and most of his chinese ones)

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@super_mod: You have no problem proving me wrong? Bring it...

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statham gets the cat claw in the cojones

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@hulkage said:

@super_mod: You have no problem proving me wrong? Bring it...

Before I do that, can you answer the question I asked you last night?

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@killerforhire: Yes I have. Drunken Master is my favorite martial arts movie ever. I think Chan can maybe pull out a win but to say it's a stomp is disrespectful to Statham.

You shouldn't use Drunken Master as the benchmark for Jackie Chan's best prime feats you know. Have you also seen Wheels on Meals? Dragons Forever? Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars? Just a few examples..

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#46  Edited By Super_Mod
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Statham, way more badass

You can't be serious. Well I can tell you haven't seen much of Chan in his prime either. You can get proven wrong today too.

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Jackie Chan in his prime stomps Jason.

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@deus said:

Jackie Chan in his prime stomps Jason.

@xiokenji said:

@super_mod: I apologize , didn't know we were talking about Prime Chan , if it's composite prime Chan then he literally stomps all Movie-TV martial artists.(Including Jet Lee-comp and Donnie-comp)

And no , I actually watched Chan movies since Drunken master and NiceGuy.(All of his english-released movies and most of his chinese ones)

See? These guys "get it". The only people who don't think this is a stomp in Chan's favor are those who haven't seen Chan in his prime.

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@super_mod: I have seen wheels on meals and dragons forever, not the other one