jack sparrow(with a sword) vs jackie chan (with a mopstick)

jack sparrow knows how good jackie chan is in fighting, but jackie do not know how good is jack is in fighting. who wins? sword vs mopstick lol

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Jackie Chan has shown himself to be more than capable of using his surroundings to his advantage.

Not only that he is a master of Kung Fu (Not sure which style)

Sparrow is a cool a$$ pirate but thats about it.

Chan Stomps.

Chan takes this with ease,

everyone was kung fu spite-ing.....zing

chan

Chan wins

@cattlebattle said:

everyone was kung fu spite-ing.....zing

Lol. Nice.

Sparrow does seem as if he has some luck/probability altering field going on though (like Domino or Longshot maybe)...no man is that lucky/fortunate...lol

@whacknasty: true about jack , but chans clumsiness will counter that

@whacknasty said:

@cattlebattle said:

everyone was kung fu spite-ing.....zing

Lol. Nice.

Sparrow does seem as if he has some luck/probability altering field going on though (like Domino or Longshot maybe)...no man is that lucky/fortunate...lol

BB

@King_Namor said:

Jackie Chan has shown himself to be more than capable of using his surroundings to his advantage.

Not only that he is a master of Kung Fu (Not sure which style)

Sparrow is a cool a$$ pirate but thats about it.

Chan Stomps.

@Enzeru said:

Jackie Chan wouldn't even need arms to easily knock Sparrow out. Give him his arms back and a mobstick and he can beat the crap out of Sparrow and his entire crew!

THIS!

@whacknasty said:

@cattlebattle said:

everyone was kung fu spite-ing.....zing

Lol. Nice.

Sparrow does seem as if he has some luck/probability altering field going on though (like Domino or Longshot maybe)...no man is that lucky/fortunate...lol

Sparrow Lucky Field is no match against Jacky Chan's "Spit Bad Luck on Ya" aura. Chan has a rub in bad luck field as bad as Sponge Bob Sqaurepants!

Jackie Chan wouldn't even need arms to easily knock Sparrow out.  Give him his arms back and a mobstick and he can beat the crap out of Sparrow and his entire crew! 

Chan is getting old but he will still win.

@Erik: Jackie in his prime would absolutely wreck Sparrow. Even at his older age, Jackie is still fast and a force to be reckoned with.

@Deranged Midget said:

@Erik: Jackie in his prime would absolutely wreck Sparrow. Even at his older age, Jackie is still fast and a force to be reckoned with.

I know.

Hmmm...Should I choose the character who's been in countless death defying situations, is battle tested, and has his weapon of choice, or an aging actor/stuntman who knows some martial arts. This sure is a tough one.

Chan is getting old but he will still win.

@Erik said:

Chan is getting old but he will still win.

Because Johnny Depp is getting old too! lol

Hmmm...Should I choose the character who's been in countless death defying situations, is battle tested, and has his weapon of choice, or an aging actor/stuntman who knows some martial arts. This sure is a tough one.

Jackie Chan with a stick can do anything.

@tron_bonne said:

@Erik said:

Chan is getting old but he will still win.

Because Johnny Depp is getting old too! lol

Jack Sparrow is not Johnny Depp. According to various souces, Jack Sparrow is mid-thirties/early forties.

@PikminMania: If you honestly think those occurrences (in which some of Jackie Chan severely injured himself) are comparable to some of the fictional scenarios that Jack Sparrow has been through, then I don't know what to tell you. Yes, some of Jackie Chan's characters that he played could take on Captain Jack, but Jackie Chan the actual person could not. It seems like this is kind of a joke thread though so I'm not going to argue any further.

@PikminMania said:

@MikeLitoris: Yeah but Jack isn't that good of a fighter. Then you look at Jackie Chan and the winner should seem obvious.

Sparrow is a competent swordsman.

@Erik said:

@PikminMania said:

@MikeLitoris: Yeah but Jack isn't that good of a fighter. Then you look at Jackie Chan and the winner should seem obvious.

Sparrow is a competent swordsman.

true so its still tough for jackie to win