Jack Sparrow vs Xena
in a drinkings contest jack.
but it wont be a fight since jack would uses his charm and you know before make a move jack would be drunk out of his mind
"In an actual fight with no holds barred? Jack pulls out his gun and shoots her. "
jajajaja that reminds me of that scene of indiana jones.
but we know jack wouldnt shoot a girl unless she waste rum
"Yes, Xena is physically superior by far. I would give the fight to her except for one fact: Jack has a gun. He can just pull it out and shoot her dead. "
If I remember correctly she has disarmed multiple people quite some distance away with ease, her reaction time is top notch, I don't see why should wouldn't be able to knock Jack on his ass within a few seconds.
Jack wouldn't be fighting in his right mind. She would kill him as he is attempting to 'accidentally' grope her.
"Jack wouldn't be fighting in his right mind. She would kill him as he is attempting to 'accidentally' grope her. "
@Hellos said:
"@Akwa said:I agree with you guys unless, Jacks Jack Factor is on... He has a super power that Xena does not, you see Xena has real skill. Jack has LUCK enough of it too win without even doing anything... Like for example Xena throws her disc blade only to have in be swatted away by Jack who had no idea she even threw it. Xena and Jack start to sword fight Xena is about to strike Jack down with her superior sword fighting skills, only to have her head cut off by her own disc balde that she forgot all about as it made like a pinball and came back too her like it has been shown to do... Now she would normally catch it, but Jacks LUCK would do the trick. I say Xena should win... But Jack may win without even doing anything at all."Yes, Xena is physically superior by far. I would give the fight to her except for one fact: Jack has a gun. He can just pull it out and shoot her dead. "If I remember correctly she has disarmed multiple people quite some distance away with ease, her reaction time is top notch, I don't see why should wouldn't be able to knock Jack on his ass within a few seconds. "
"@Power NeXus said:"Jack wouldn't be fighting in his right mind. She would kill him as he is attempting to 'accidentally' grope her. "
@Hellos said:"@Akwa said:I agree with you guys unless, Jacks Jack Factor is on... He has a super power that Xena does not, you see Xena has real skill. Jack has LUCK enough of it too win without even doing anything... Like for example Xena throws her disc blade only to have in be swatted away by Jack who had no idea she even threw it. Xena and Jack start to sword fight Xena is about to strike Jack down with her superior sword fighting skills, only to have her head cut off by her own disc balde that she forgot all about as it made like a pinball and came back too her like it has been shown to do... Now she would normally catch it, but Jacks LUCK would do the trick. I say Xena should win... But Jack may win without even doing anything at all. ""Yes, Xena is physically superior by far. I would give the fight to her except for one fact: Jack has a gun. He can just pull it out and shoot her dead. "If I remember correctly she has disarmed multiple people quite some distance away with ease, her reaction time is top notch, I don't see why should wouldn't be able to knock Jack on his ass within a few seconds. "
Good points. Jack in a drunken stupor is comparable to Longshot when his motives are pure, or Gladiator when he's really confident.
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