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#1 Posted by Alphaproto (350 posts) - - Show Bio


 
VS. 
 

 
Who wins?
#2 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus overkill

#3 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio

This had been done a millionteen times.

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#4 Posted by xbuilder (106 posts) - - Show Bio

Its been done..Iron Man wins 
(He hacks the Samus Armor)
#5 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@xbuilder said:
" Its been done..Iron Man wins (He hacks the Samus Armor) "
Not likely.
#6 Posted by capall (8278 posts) - - Show Bio

i thought the suit can't be hacked? i take im regardless
#7 Posted by castleking (24119 posts) - - Show Bio
samus outclasses current ironman  :)
#8 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@capall said:

" i thought the suit can't be hacked? i take im regardless "

You are correct. The suit can't be hacked, because there's no programming or AI involved whatsoever. It's connected and powered by her nervous system. The only part that could logically be hacked would be her logbook, and all IM could do there would bring up some random logs. It'd be like "hacking" a lightbulb that's been disconnected from it's power source.
 
I don't know who wins. Samus with all her upgrades logically should be able to take IM down with one well placed shot, not counting Phazon infusion powers. However, IM also has some ridiculous weaponry of his own. I lean towards the bounty hunter.
#9 Posted by capall (8278 posts) - - Show Bio

good insight

#10 Posted by Lantern Prime (13044 posts) - - Show Bio
@Johnny_Nemesis said:
"Samus overkill "
#11 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sparda said:
" @capall said:

" i thought the suit can't be hacked? i take im regardless "

You are correct. The suit can't be hacked, because there's no programming or AI involved whatsoever. It's connected and powered by her nervous system. The only part that could logically be hacked would be her logbook, and all IM could do there would bring up some random logs. It'd be like "hacking" a lightbulb that's been disconnected from it's power source.  I don't know who wins. Samus with all her upgrades logically should be able to take IM down with one well placed shot, not counting Phazon infusion powers. However, IM also has some ridiculous weaponry of his own. I lean towards the bounty hunter. "
Checkmate
Samus stomps
#12 Posted by GreenScar98 (246 posts) - - Show Bio

Ironman
#13 Posted by Develocity (97 posts) - - Show Bio

i cant choose. fav video game charakter vs fav supuh hero.

 
   
#14 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Man wins.

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#15 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

F**k it, I say Samus wins.

#16 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
" Iron Man wins. "
:)
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#17 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right.
#18 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sparda said:
" @Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right. "
LOL.
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#19 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right. "
LOL. "
I'm becoming more like you every day Vance. It is quite a disturbing inevitability.
#20 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right. "
LOL. "
I'm becoming more like you every day Vance. It is quite a disturbing inevitability. "
Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda.
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#21 Edited by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......
 
YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE
 
......nooooo.....
#22 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......  YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE  ......nooooo..... "
The more you fight...the worse it gets.
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#23 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......  YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE  ......nooooo..... "
The more you fight...the worse it gets. "
Even as I post, I derail this innocent thread further......is there no respite?
#24 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......  YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE  ......nooooo..... "
The more you fight...the worse it gets. "
Even as I post, I derail this innocent thread further......is there no respite? "
face it..this thread is balls.
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#25 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
"face it..this thread is balls. "
I suppose......it has been done lots of times before.
#26 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus wins rather easily

#27 Posted by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio
@Johnny_Nemesis said:
" Samus wins rather easily "
Nah uh.
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#28 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
" @Johnny_Nemesis said:
" Samus wins rather easily "
Nah uh. "

#29 Edited by Vance Astro (91112 posts) - - Show Bio

Billy Mays isn't talking...HE'S DEAD.I win.

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#30 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
" Billy Mays isn't talking...HE'S DEAD.I win. "
Oh yeah...well I have this
 

#31 Posted by Psyker star (3492 posts) - - Show Bio

How would Samus Aran win? 
Iron Man Stomps

#32 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio
@Psyker star said:
" How would Samus Aran win?  Iron Man Stomps "
Simple..she slices through him with a screw attack
#33 Edited by Psyker star (3492 posts) - - Show Bio

shields to good

NO way
too quick
too fast
#34 Edited by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio
@Psyker star said:

"

shields to good

NO way
too quick

too fast
"
Samus has gotten through shields made by Space Pirates..more advanced then anything made by humans
 
Samus has the space jump...she is faster then Iron Man is
The only advantage Iron Man has is that he can fly...hes outclassed in everything else especially technology
#35 Posted by TruePwnge (2764 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus does seem extremely prone to losing parts, going biki or all of her armor at the slightest jolt.   
Needs to jump around and power up before doing her serew attack LAME 
Samus has power herself up with other aliens weapons...
Ironman has already invented crazy stuff he doesn't need to be a beggar for alien tech
She runs out of ammo...how silly is that?
She has to charge up  her beams, charge her missiles etc  charges up the dark beam the bigger the target the more pain from the blackhole... the trouble is they all need charging 
she needs speed boosters.... yawn!
Video Game anime nonsense where they need to 'charge'....Kame-Hame-Hame-Kame up their attacks

Ironman just thinks and he can blitz and boom and nuke as fast as a thought
Ironman can stomp her with a city busting shot 
probably hack her
 
Let me see Ironman keeps nuking and nuking her...game over
Ironman waits until she changes into a soccer balls then he boots her into the sun

Once you get fanboisms and the guys drooling over her bathing suit out of the way, and get down to business 
Tony Stomps it
 
Tony wins
and adds another cuit of armor to his armory collection

#36 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio
@TruePwnge said:
" Samus does seem extremely prone to losing parts, going biki or all of her armor at the slightest jolt.    Needs to jump around and power up before doing her serew attack LAME  Samus has power herself up with other aliens weapons... Ironman has already invented crazy stuff he doesn't need to be a beggar for alien techShe runs out of ammo...how silly is that?She has to charge up  her beams, charge her missiles etc  charges up the dark beam the bigger the target the more pain from the blackhole... the trouble is they all need charging  she needs speed boosters.... yawn!Video Game anime nonsense where they need to 'charge'....Kame-Hame-Hame-Kame up their attacks Ironman just thinks and he can blitz and boom and nuke as fast as a thoughtIronman can stomp her with a city busting shot  probably hack her Let me see Ironman keeps nuking and nuking her...game overIronman waits until she changes into a soccer balls then he boots her into the sunOnce you get fanboisms and the guys drooling over her bathing suit out of the way, and get down to business  Tony Stomps it   Tony winsand adds another cuit of armor to his armory collection "
Tony doesnt move as fast as thought...Samus is faster then he is
 
Samus stomps
#37 Edited by TruePwnge (2764 posts) - - Show Bio
@Johnny_Nemesis said:

" Samus is faster then he is  "

Is this coming from Metroid comicbooks? fan fiction, anime?
Metroid Nintendo, Xbox, what? 
 
Show me where it says she can re-act faster than a thought
 
The universe is worse than DBZ for continuity
 
 

@Johnny_Nemesis

said:

" Tony doesnt move as fast as thought."

read again
 
This was the Old-Armor
 

@Psyker star

said:

"

too quick


.
  
(the newest armor allows Tony to blitz bullet timers like Spider-Man)


#38 Posted by JThree47693 (2538 posts) - - Show Bio
@TruePwnge said:
"@Johnny_Nemesis said:

" Samus is faster then he is  "

Is this coming from Metroid comicbooks? fan fiction, anime?
Metroid Nintendo, Xbox, what? 
 
Show me where it says she can re-act faster than a thought
 
The universe is worse than DBZ for continuity
 
 

@Johnny_Nemesis

said:

" Tony doesnt move as fast as thought."

read again
 
This was the Old-Armor
 

@Psyker star

said:

"

too quick


.
  
(the newest armor allows Tony to blitz bullet timers like Spider-Man)


"

And lets not forget Samus is a jobber
#39 Posted by Akwa (4821 posts) - - Show Bio

It does seem Iron Man would take this 
 
Unless... 
 
Could Samus use her Grapple Beam to drain Iron Man's power?
#40 Posted by Darth Coleslaw (86 posts) - - Show Bio
@Akwa said:
"Could Samus use her Grapple Beam to drain Iron Man's power? "
Yes, I believe she could. There's lots of reasons why Samus would win, but I won't get into them. I'll just simply say...Samus ftw.
 
(Sorry Tony)
#41 Posted by Psyker star (3492 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron man has shields that could the beam

#42 Posted by Johnny_Nemesis (2170 posts) - - Show Bio
@Psyker star said:
" Iron man has shields that could the beam "
That made no sense...
 
 
@Akwa said:
" It does seem Iron Man would take this  Unless...  Could Samus use her Grapple Beam to drain Iron Man's power? "

Yeah she could...plus she has more firepower and her suit blows his out of the water tech wise
#43 Edited by TruePwnge (2764 posts) - - Show Bio

 She can beat Movie Ironman, thats it
 
@Johnny_Nemesis said:

" Yeah she could...plus she has more firepower and her suit blows his out of the water tech wise "

Raw firepower is no good unless you can compete speed wise
 
This boils down to Superman vs Hulk
or Flash vs Hulk    
 
Hulk has strength
Yet every time Hulk dies because he's too slow to compete with speedsters
 
without any reaction feats, she's getting owned before she even knows the fight is on, long before she makes a move, long before she Kame-Hame charges up her weapons she is owned
 
Ironman can blitz her 

heck he can probably hack into her brain, he has actually neurally hacked into people's cerebral cortex or injected viruses into their blood before they knew what was happening they got owned...these are not machines, he's a genius and  can biologically shutdown aliens and humans
 
Plus she has no great durability,  extremely prone to losing parts, and going around half naked after the slightest bang
 She might own the movie version of Ironman but comicbook no way!
 

Ironman turns Samus into a sphere and plays some basketball with Thor
Dohohoho poor Samus

Tony is way smarter and way faster than her
#44 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@TruePwnge said:

" Samus does seem extremely prone to losing parts"

She starts every game with minimal weapons for gameplay purposes.
 
@TruePwnge said:

"going biki or all of her armor at the slightest jolt. "

Happened once, after her ship exploded in orbit......and crashed while she was in it.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

" Needs to jump around and power up before doing her serew attack LAME"

 No she doesn't. Have you played any Metroid games? There is no activation time for her screw attack.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Samus has power herself up with other aliens weapons... Ironman has already invented crazy stuff he doesn't need to be a beggar for alien tech"

  How is she a beggar? She doesn't ask, she kills the thing and then takes it. It's not like she needs to take it either.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"She runs out of ammo...how silly is that?"

  In two games? With unique weaponry that was different to her own?
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"She has to charge up  her beams, charge her missiles etc  charges up the dark beam the bigger the target the more pain from the blackhole... the trouble is they all need charging  she needs speed boosters.... yawn!"

  She doesn't need her speed booster......she's fast enough without it. She doesn't need to charge her missiles......what the hell? She doesn't need to charge anything (and she can't charge her missiles), she can fire without charging. And she can do it in about one second......that's all it takes to charge.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Video Game anime nonsense where they need to 'charge'....Kame-Hame-Hame-Kame up their attacks Ironman just thinks and he can blitz and boom and nuke as fast as a thought"

  Considering how Metroid doesn't have an anime, this statement pretty much deals with itself. Yeah, it's japanese. Big whoop. She charges to deal a bit more damage.
 
Samus attacks as fast as a thought as well.....considering she is a bullet timer and the suit is literally connected to her nervous system.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Ironman can stomp her with a city busting shot"

 Before she lobotimizes him? Arguable.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"probably hack her"

  Already covered that.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Let me see Ironman keeps nuking and nuking her...game over"

  No......because she's fast enough to dodge all of his "nukes". Oh wait, he doesn't have nukes. You silly American! Always thinking how they can nuke things.
 
See? Isn't that trail of thinking stupid?
 
 @TruePwnge said:

" Ironman waits until she changes into a soccer balls then he boots her into the sun"

  Yeah, cause she just does that when she could vapourize his brain.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Once you get fanboisms and the guys drooling over her bathing suit out of the way "

 Once you get some knowledge of the character......
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Tony Stomps it   Tony winsand adds another cuit of armor to his armory collection "

  .....you can start debating.
#45 Posted by ben106 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

iron man activates his new invisibility chambers,sneaks up from behind,flys into space and takes off samuses helmet
#46 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@ben106 said:
" iron man activates his new invisibility chambers,sneaks up from behind,flys into space and takes off samuses helmet "
Would be a good plan if she couldn't see him through echolocation or thermal (or x-rays, I guess).  Iron Man can win (my early responses with Vance was just me joking around). I don't think I said anywhere that he wouldn't win, I'm just correcting people now.
#47 Posted by ben106 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

i sneak up and disable those
#48 Posted by KillerCroc09 (430 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Man. He can fly and stay far away from Samus. That gives him the advantage of winning.
#49 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
@KillerCroc09 said:
" Iron Man. He can fly and stay far away from Samus. That gives him the advantage of winning. "
It's a possibility. She can stay airborne as well with space jump and whatnot, but it's not true flight.....sort of limits her a bit.
#50 Posted by TruePwnge (2764 posts) - - Show Bio

The only way she wins this is by fighting some version of Stark who had his brain removed, and is using very old armor then the fanboys can give a win for their beloved NintendoWhore