Iron Fist vs Chuck Norris

#1 Posted by Black Lantern Mar-vell (1488 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

 


 

Keep in mind Chuck once fought Bruce Lee to a draw
#2 Posted by Hellos (8778 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Keep in mind Iron Fist punches through trains. 
 
Unless we are talking about omnipotent chuck norrins from the interweb, it's a stomp for Iron Fist.
#3 Posted by Vance Astro (88688 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Fist.

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#4 Posted by spiderpigbart (2651 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

ENOUGH WITH CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Seriously, Iron Fist would kill him in seconds.

#5 Posted by Night Thrasher (2724 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Have you seen the list of Chuck Norris feats? Norris Curbstombs. 
 
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.  
 
  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 
 
  Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 
 
  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 

#6 Posted by LT1085 (3658 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
   
#7 Posted by saiyan_earthling (4997 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Chuck gets knocked out by the Iron Fist of Fury

#8 Posted by Kataklysmo (859 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

You've pitted a meta-human against an average level martial artist

#9 Posted by lagoon_boy (10895 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@Night Thrasher said:
" Have you seen the list of Chuck Norris feats? Norris Curbstombs. 
 
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.     Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.  "
ROFLMAO!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
#10 Posted by RadiantTheLight (1798 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

 
- There's kids who use Superman pijamas, Superman uses Chuck Norris pijamas. (lol)

#11 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@RadiantTheLight said:
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- There's kids who use Superman pijamas, Superman uses Chuck Norris pijamas. (lol)

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And Chuck Norris wears Alex Louis Armstrong pyjamas.
#12 Posted by Lokheit (462 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
 @Hellos said:
" Unless we are talking about omnipotent chuck norrins from the interweb, it's a stomp for Iron Fist. "
Is there any other version of Chuck Norris than the omnipotent one? I though he had an argument with Stephen Hawkins about that and he actually won this one with his own theories puting Hawkins in his current physical state...
#13 Posted by King Saturn (211269 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
Iron Fist for the win here
#14 Posted by NickA (2216 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Chuck Norris 
Roundhouse kicks him in oblivion
#15 Posted by slacker the hacker (7615 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Chuck is on beyonders level
#16 Posted by mysticboy (673 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Chuck Norris clearly wins

#17 Posted by Ferro Vida (33861 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@Black Lantern Mar-vell said:
" Keep in mind Chuck once fought Bruce Lee to a draw "
He was also decapitated by Lee in a movie. 
 
Iron Fist curbstomp.
#18 Posted by ssejllenrad (11539 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Chuck Norris Facts version of Chuck wins. True-to-life Norris wins but won't get killed cause Iron Fist is surely a fan and will hold back against a martial arts icon....

#19 Posted by UltimateHero (139 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@Black Lantern Mar-vell said:


Keep in mind Chuck once fought Bruce Lee to a draw "
chuck norris LOST to Bruce Lee...he didnt fight him to a draw.
#20 Posted by Black Lantern Mar-vell (1488 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Actually YES he did in the MOVIE, because that is how the scrip was written.  BUT, while filmming "Game of Death" Bruce and Chuck wanted to see just how good the other was so they actually sparred and traded blows until they decided that they were to EVENLY matched!!  It's well documented in the film "The Dragon and the Cobra".    
#21 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

 
#22 Edited by UltimateHero (139 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@Black Lantern Mar-vell said:

" Actually YES he did in the MOVIE, because that is how the scrip was written.  BUT, while filmming "Game of Death" Bruce and Chuck wanted to see just how good the other was so they actually sparred and traded blows until they decided that they were to EVENLY matched!!  It's well documented in the film "The Dragon and the Cobra".     "

 Nah...that's a story chuck norris told AFTER bruce was dead and couldn't corroborate it. Bruce stated several times that he fought a lot of extras and stuntmen that challenged him on the sets of his various movies but NEVER made any statement that he sparred with chuck norris and it ended in a draw. 
 
I am a martial artist with 10+ years in kung fu as well as sparring and vast street-fighting experience. It is quite apparent that chuck is not on bruce's level in terms of speed, agility or timing. Chuck was a big fish in a small pond of mediocre talent as far as his point fighting and full-contact ring record were concerned. There just weren't that many talented athletes doing karate at that time.
#23 Posted by the darknessss (2750 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

ive got a comic where chuck beats one above all and L/T  ,,ironfist for the win.
#24 Edited by Lokheit (462 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@Ferro Vida said:

" @Black Lantern Mar-vell said:

" Keep in mind Chuck once fought Bruce Lee to a draw "
He was also decapitated by Lee in a movie.   Iron Fist curbstomp. "
And when was the last time you saw Lee alive?...
#25 Posted by velle37 (5882 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@UltimateHero said:
" @Black Lantern Mar-vell said:
 


 
Keep in mind Chuck once fought Bruce Lee to a draw "
chuck norris LOST to Bruce Lee...he didnt fight him to a draw. "

Chuck was killed by Bruce Lee. 
 
#26 Posted by velle37 (5882 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@Black Lantern Mar-vell said:
"Actually YES he did in the MOVIE, because that is how the scrip was written.  BUT, while filmming "Game of Death" Bruce and Chuck wanted to see just how good the other was so they actually sparred and traded blows until they decided that they were to EVENLY matched!!  It's well documented in the film "The Dragon and the Cobra".     "

I HIGHLY doubt that Chuck is evenly matched with Bruce Lee.
#27 Posted by Ferro Vida (33861 posts) - 2 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio
@Lokheit said:
" @Ferro Vida said:

" @Black Lantern Mar-vell said:

" Keep in mind Chuck once fought Bruce Lee to a draw "
He was also decapitated by Lee in a movie.   Iron Fist curbstomp. "
And when was the last time you saw Lee alive?... "
Is this an argument, or are you just trying to be an @ss?
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