#1 Posted by DRDOOMSDAY390 (1265 posts) - - Show Bio

VS ((The Set-UP))

PLEASE FORGIVE ALL SPELLING ERRORS<<

((Han has recently asked Chewbaka to run an errand for him whle he is fixing up the Falcon when a sith bounty hunter came out from the darkness to capture Han.

Han- Who the hell are you?

Sith B.H.- Your doom Solo

Han- O ya? thats what Fett said, and Bossk

Sith B.H.- Have you ever faced the might of the Sith?

Han- Your not even half the Sith Vader was [Fires a shot at the bounty hunter and hits some fuel cells behind him]

Sith B.H.- [Uses his force lightning to shock Solo and he falls back into the Falcons fuel cells causing a strange worm hole]

Han- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Han Solo was flung millions of sectors away to Earth where he landed in the middle of the desert of Eygpt. Just as Indiana Jones came on a camel looking for King Tut.

Indiana Jones- Need help stranger?

Han- Yea, can you tell me where in the hell I am?

Jones- (looking at Solo who looks just like him) Your in the Sahara desert

Han- What planet?

Jones- What do you mean what planet, this is Earth

Han- What sector?

Jones- Have you hit your head?

Han- Just tell me what sector im in!

Jones- I don't know what a F* sector is!

Han- [annoyed he pulls out his blaster] Im not in the mood for games

Jones- [pulls out his pistol] What games?

Han- You've got to the count of three, one

Jones- I don't Know

Han- THREE!!!))

[and Han charges Jones and a gruelling fight ensues]

#2 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

you and these parentheses...

Gosh. lol

I've never seen either movie but han has a better outfit of the two...so he gets my vote
Post Edited:2008-05-20 15:09:24

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#3 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

I've never watched either one from beginning to end.

Though i'm vaguely familiar with both characters...still Han wins on outfit choice alone. lol.

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#4 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"you and these parentheses... Gosh. lol I've never seen either movie but han has a better outfit of the two...so he gets my vite"

NEVERN SEEN...???

(((Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)))

Yeah, the parentheses get to me too.

I'll give it to Han because he has more firepower.

#5 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"you and these parentheses... Gosh. lol I've never seen either movie but han has a better outfit of the two...so he gets my vite"

Reads the post above.

What!?

You have never seen Star Wars or Indiana Jones!

You are very deprived.

Gets back to the main question of this thread.

Han vs. Indy, that is difficult, but I would have to go with Han (Han's blaster rocks).

#6 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"I've never watched either one from beginning to end. Though i'm vaguely familiar with both characters...still Han wins on outfit choice alone. lol."

Indy's outfit is pretty good, if you ask me. But I still think Han's is cooler. :)

#7 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

Han is also all futuristic if i'm not mistaken, so how can advanced technology be overturned by a whip?

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#8 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"Han is also all futuristic if i'm not mistaken, so how can advanced technology be overturned by a whip?"

Whips can be dangerous:

Indy also has a revolver:

Han may be futuristic, but he could still get beat down by Indy.

#9 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

i know not enough to debate you further. lol

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#10 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

Besides, Han has a Wookie piloting a fully armed starship. Indy has an asian kid in a baseball cap called 'Shortround'.

#11 Posted by DRDOOMSDAY390 (1265 posts) - - Show Bio

(and that's why your on the list still)

#12 Posted by DRDOOMSDAY390 (1265 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"mantoid says:
"pixelized says:
"i know not enough to debate you further. lol"
Go rent the movies from the library, and watch them for free. That would be the smart thing to do. :)"
No thats ok...i'll just sit back and make ill informed guess about the characters. lol DRDOOMSDAY-360 says:
"(and that's why your on the list still) "
What?"

(not you)

#13 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"i know not enough to debate you further. lol"

Go rent the movies from the library, and watch them for free. That would be the smart thing to do. :)

#14 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

mantoid says:

"pixelized says:
"i know not enough to debate you further. lol"
Go rent the movies from the library, and watch them for free. That would be the smart thing to do. :)"

No thats ok...i'll just sit back and make ill informed guess about the characters. lol

DRDOOMSDAY-360 says:

"(and that's why your on the list still) "

What?

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#15 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

DRDOOMSDAY-360 says:

"(and that's why your on the list still) "

I don't get it either. ?

#16 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

(((Maybe if we all speak within parentheses we'll understand.)))

#17 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

mkay

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#18 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm gonna say Indy wins this round. He's more resourceful in general, and Han is gonna be off his game from the hit with the force lightning.

#19 Posted by ulitmateninjagaidenx (2064 posts) - - Show Bio

indiana jones wins.

#20 Posted by DRDOOMSDAY390 (1265 posts) - - Show Bio

Satyrquaze says:

"(((Maybe if we all speak within parentheses we'll understand.)))"

( trying to be funny? and attacking me again huh)

#21 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

Han in a Stormtrooper disguise.

#22 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

Satyrquaze says:

"(((Maybe if we all speak within parentheses we'll understand.)))"

LOL!

#23 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

I think we've gone from Han and Indy to the Dr. and Satyr.

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#24 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"I think we've gone from Han and Indy to the Dr. and Satyr."

Don't most thread do something like that. :)

#25 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

Tis true, tis true

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#26 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

#27 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

mantoid says:

"pixelized says:
"I think we've gone from Han and Indy to the Dr. and Satyr."
Don't most thread do something like that. :)"

What are you saying? ;)

#28 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

DRDOOMSDAY-360 says:

"trying to be funny? and attacking me again huh)"

I don't "attack" anyone, if I see a post that seems ridiculous to me I respond to it in a nice and funny way to say 'That is F'n ridiculous.'

It's part of my charm.

#29 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"He's on TRL right now. i think its a sign"

Isn't TRL kinda like a holy site for you?

#30 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

He's on TRL right now.

i think its a sign

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#31 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

Satyrquaze says:

"pixelized says:
"He's on TRL right now. i think its a sign"
Isn't TRL kinda like a holy site for you?"

HAHA not quite!

I'm a Man of E!

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#32 Posted by DRDOOMSDAY390 (1265 posts) - - Show Bio

Satyrquaze says:

"DRDOOMSDAY-360 says:
"trying to be funny? and attacking me again huh)"
I don't "attack" anyone, if I see a post that seems ridiculous to me I respond to it in a nice and funny way to say 'That is F'n ridiculous.' It's part of my charm. "

( i see well ok oh by the way) ((STRIKE 2))

#33 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

theres a difference? lol

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#34 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"HAHA not quite! I'm a Man of E!"

So, you bathe in the light of Britney Spears' pantyless....

#35 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio

Indi and Han are the same people from parallel universes... There's even another one.. His name, Harrison Ford?

#36 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh most definitly...I still cant get enough of her Pikachu.

Ooh baby.

I have to stay ontop of the goss.

I take it you're a Stephen colbert person?

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#37 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

Hot

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#38 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

pixelized says:

"Oh most definitly...I still cant get enough of her Pikachu. Ooh baby. I have to stay ontop of the goss. I take it you're a Stephen colbert person?"

Jon Stewart, to be sure. If he were a woman, or I was were gay... (or someother combination thereof) I'd be on him like a fat kid on cake.


Post Edited:2008-05-20 16:24:57
#39 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't think they wear the same underwear...

#40 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd <3 to know what that picture is, but my work blocked it. :(

#41 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

Its naughty naughty, you'll have to wait till you get home to see it.

have the lotion ready. lol

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#42 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - - Show Bio

Satyrquaze says:

"I'd <3 to know what that picture is, but my work blocked it. :("

Your work blocked it? Do they block all the pictures, or does it run by someone first?

#43 Posted by King Saturn (224189 posts) - - Show Bio

Harrison Ford wins. Cause both Han Solo and Indiana Jones has made Harrison Ford one Rich Moth@rfuck@r. LOL

#44 Posted by EganTheVile1 (6202 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm saying Han, both are as tough as it gets, but Han has high tech weapons, compared to Indie's whip and revolver, Solo would easily win

#45 Posted by Racer_X (663 posts) - - Show Bio

han ftw
#46 Posted by NightFang (10061 posts) - - Show Bio

Indiana Jones wins.