PLEASE FORGIVE ALL SPELLING ERRORS<<
((Han has recently asked Chewbaka to run an errand for him whle he is fixing up the Falcon when a sith bounty hunter came out from the darkness to capture Han.
Han- Who the hell are you?
Sith B.H.- Your doom Solo
Han- O ya? thats what Fett said, and Bossk
Sith B.H.- Have you ever faced the might of the Sith?
Han- Your not even half the Sith Vader was [Fires a shot at the bounty hunter and hits some fuel cells behind him]
Sith B.H.- [Uses his force lightning to shock Solo and he falls back into the Falcons fuel cells causing a strange worm hole]
Han Solo was flung millions of sectors away to Earth where he landed in the middle of the desert of Eygpt. Just as Indiana Jones came on a camel looking for King Tut.
Indiana Jones- Need help stranger?
Han- Yea, can you tell me where in the hell I am?
Jones- (looking at Solo who looks just like him) Your in the Sahara desert
Han- What planet?
Jones- What do you mean what planet, this is Earth
Han- What sector?
Jones- Have you hit your head?
Han- Just tell me what sector im in!
Jones- I don't know what a F* sector is!
Han- [annoyed he pulls out his blaster] Im not in the mood for games
Jones- [pulls out his pistol] What games?
Han- You've got to the count of three, one
Jones- I don't Know
[and Han charges Jones and a gruelling fight ensues]