I'm tired of Batman!

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#1  Edited By Superguy1591

Superman with prep vs. Batman with prep.  

 

Morals off, both get 48 hours of prep, battle takes place in Central City, battle to the death.  

 

Who wins?  

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#2  Edited By OldIdiotAccount

Batman Gets Kryptonite & Slaughterstomps Superman.

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Well let's ee Bats has a kryptonite ring, but Superman has laser eyes..... hmmmm double KO

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#4  Edited By Decoy Elite

Superman wins because he knows about the K-ring and he's still able to blitz Batman. Also, based on the title, I'm guessing this was meant to be spite.

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#5  Edited By EpitomeofCool

Superman doesn't even need prep to beat Batman. He just speed blitzes him. Or flies, laughs at the ring, and melts Batman with heat vision.

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#6  Edited By Superguy1591
@Decoy Elite:  Some what, but I'm tired of Batman gets time to prep, but his opponets just  see him and start a fight with him. How does he know people are going to fight him? Does he get a letter from Superman saying "Dear Batman, I'll attack you in 2 days. Get prepared, but I'll just go to the beach."
 
 Everytime I read that I think of this scene. 
  
  
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#7  Edited By Decoy Elite
@Superguy1591: So you put him against Superman?
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#8  Edited By Superguy1591
@Decoy Elite:  
 
 
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Why not? Superman is always losing to him anyways, what's another fight between them? 
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#9  Edited By Decoy Elite
@Superguy1591: Superman has never lost to Batman in a cannon story.
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#10  Edited By Amegashita
@Superguy1591 said:

" @Decoy Elite:  Some what, but I'm tired of Batman gets time to prep, but his opponets just  see him and start a fight with him. How does he know people are going to fight him? Does he get a letter from Superman saying "Dear Batman, I'll attack you in 2 days. Get prepared, but I'll just go to the beach."
 
 Everytime I read that I think of this scene. 
  

   "

  It's called investigation, how do you think Tim Drake knew Lady Shiva was going to attack him?  Investigation.

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#11  Edited By OldIdiotAccount

Also, Been Done To Death.
@Superguy1591 said:

" @Decoy Elite:  
 
 
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Why not? Superman is always losing to him anyways, what's another fight between them? 
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LOL.
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#12  Edited By WW-Fan

is this for real?
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#14  Edited By GreenLantern555
@The Dark Huntress said:
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
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#15  Edited By A_Mysterious_Guy

Batman FTW. Batman is the physical incarnation of PIS.
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#16  Edited By Superguy1591
@Decoy Elite: Hush. Batman put the licking on him and just as Superman was seconds from unleashing hell on his arse, Batman gets help. 
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#17  Edited By Decoy Elite
@Superguy1591: Batman didn't win that fight. He was only able to hold back Superman for a while and that's only because Superman was being mind controlled.
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#18  Edited By Superguy1591

@Amegashita: So Superman with all his powers waits to attack Batman and gives him time to prepare instead of just beating him to death while the thought is fresh in his head? A_Mysterious_guy is right, Batman is walking PIS. 

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#19  Edited By Montaq

Batman FTW!!!
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#20  Edited By Superguy1591
@Decoy Elite: Ok, how many hits did Batman land? 4, I think.  
 
How many hits did Superman land? 0  
 
If this was a boxing match I think we know who'd be announced the winner. -_-...
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#21  Edited By Decoy Elite
@Superguy1591: If Superman landed one punch he would have killed Batman -.- 
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#22  Edited By Amegashita
@Superguy1591:  No, you asked how would Batman know Superman would attack him and I answered.  In fact, if you're so angry about Batman and his prep then don't give him prep in the battle.  It seems quite contradictory to me.  If you don't like Batman and just want to see him get beat by Superman in the battle threads, there are many topics already made for that purpose, no point in making another one when there are an abundance of them.
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#23  Edited By A_Mysterious_Guy

Superman=faster (alot) 
Batman=more agile

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#24  Edited By spystreak
@GreenLantern555 said:
"@The Dark Huntress said:
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! "

why the hell would Superman use Captain Marvel's catch frase
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#25  Edited By Cubethulhu

Batman win's beacuse he spends his billions of dollars to build a super alien mech suit with kryptonite bullets and lazers. The fight takes 30 seconds when batman shots a 1000 kryptonite bullets into superman. Either that or he just blocks out the suns yellow light and kicks his regular human strength ass.
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#26  Edited By Decoy Elite
@A_Mysterious_Guy said:
" Superman=faster (alot) Batman=more agile "
No. Superman has nanosecond reaction time.
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#27  Edited By insoluble

everybody think that batman will carried a kriptonite ring to the fight??? he is smarter than that.....he probably win but only with a lot of prep.

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#28  Edited By A_Mysterious_Guy
@Decoy Elite said:
" @A_Mysterious_Guy said:
" Superman=faster (alot) Batman=more agile "
No. Superman has nanosecond reaction time. "

 I mean acrobat wise.
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#29  Edited By Decoy Elite
@insoluble said:
" everybody think that batman will carried a kriptonite ring to the fight??? he is smarter than that.....he probably win but only with a lot of prep. "
All the prep in the world can't save Batman from a bloodlusted Superman. 
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" @Decoy Elite said:
" @A_Mysterious_Guy said:
" Superman=faster (alot) Batman=more agile "
No. Superman has nanosecond reaction time. "
 I mean acrobat wise. "

He's only a better acrobat because Superman isn't an actual acrobat at all. Being an acrobat =/= an advantage for Batman.
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#30  Edited By Superguy1591
@Amegashita: It's stated that give Batman prep time and he can take down anyone. So I have Batman at his best, and Batman's opponents always just walk into the fight like idiots so I gave Superman prep, too. 
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#31  Edited By Superguy1591
@Decoy Elite: I'm trying to get that point across, but Batman fans are too stubborn. 
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#32  Edited By Decoy Elite
@Superguy1591: There's like one person saying Batman wins. You made a spite thread. >:( I hate spite threads.
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#33  Edited By Superguy1591
@Decoy Elite: To be honest, I was hoping someone would give me a plausible way for Batman to take down Superman because there seems to be a belief that Batman can take down anyone. Batman fans have the belief that he's unstoppable, I just want to hear how they came to this belief. It's been nagging at me for years.  
 
It's some what of a spite thread because in my mind I can't see anyway Batman would win and most sane comic book fans would agree with me, but I really want to know. I've had this fight with my friends for years now and there answer is always "Batman would probably have (Fill in the blank) in his belt), but how would he get it out before a person that moves at lightspeed could punch him? 
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#34  Edited By Decoy Elite
@Superguy1591: You made a thread when you knew there's no way for Batman to win. That's the definition of spite.
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#35  Edited By Son_of_Magnus

Someone lock this 

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#36  Edited By A_Mysterious_Guy
@Superguy1591:
I bet you it was something like the following: 
 
Someone came up with some way that batman could always win, and that ledgend was passed down threw the generations without anyone knowing the evidence.
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#37  Edited By Superguy1591
@Decoy Elite: I knew, but I doubt that's a uniformed belief. 
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#38  Edited By sexy_merc

Delete your account.

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#39  Edited By Mercy_
@Son_of_Magnus: Flag the OP. 
 
@Decoy Elite said:
" @Superguy1591: You made a thread when you knew there's no way for Batman to win. That's the definition of spite. "
QFUT.
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#40  Edited By Amegashita
@Superguy1591:  You make absolutely no sense.  This entire thread is stupid to unbelievable levels.  You specifically made a thread because you didn't want Batman to win.  This needs to be locked.  Next time, use the search function and post on one of the many threads of this same concept instead of making a whole new thread just for the sake of spite.
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#41  Edited By xan84

wtf is this topic ? Bloodlusted Sups is just going to 1 shot the planet and be on his way ...
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#42  Edited By The_Warlord
@Cubethulhu said:
" Batman win's beacuse he spends his billions of dollars to build a super alien mech suit with kryptonite bullets and lazers. The fight takes 30 seconds when batman shots a 1000 kryptonite bullets into superman. Either that or he just blocks out the suns yellow light and kicks his regular human strength ass. "
That's sounds pretty awesome
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#43  Edited By xan84
@Love said:
" @Cubethulhu said:
" Batman win's beacuse he spends his billions of dollars to build a super alien mech suit with kryptonite bullets and lazers. The fight takes 30 seconds when batman shots a 1000 kryptonite bullets into superman. Either that or he just blocks out the suns yellow light and kicks his regular human strength ass. "
That's sounds pretty awesome "

Errr Superman would rip batman to pieces before Batman's neurons can exchance information. There is NOTHING Bats can do to win. Superman can trow the moon at the planet or just blow up the planet up. Hell he can just burn the continent to ashes where Bats is  

 
 

Batman can have all the K he whants its not going to help him.
Hell a sneeze from Sups is all its needed to win this.
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#44  Edited By supermandefender

Yeah if Superman really wanted to put a end to Batman...no matter how much prep you give Batman....if Superman decides to end him its over. Batman can surround himself with kryptonite and it wouldnt matter. Superman has light speed....he is a genius also so being 2 steps ahead wont help him here. His only shot is to make Superman believe he is already dead and sneak up on him...otherwise FTL and Super heat vision toast batman.