#1 Edited by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

If all the sharks became amphibious and sentient, and flight capable, would mankind survive?  Sharks have superior numbers to mankind for this, and all extinct, current, and future shark species are present.

#2 Posted by ~The Wanderer~ (34405 posts) - - Show Bio

lol I'm placing my bets on the sharks...

#3 Edited by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

wesa allsa goingsa tosa paysa forsa allsa fishingsa netsa wesa placesa *jar jar binks was later hanged for this comment*
When sharks fly, it is the end of mankind. 

#4 Posted by Mer-Man (3360 posts) - - Show Bio

Um...... guns?

#5 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
Mer-Man said:
"Um...... guns?"
They fly at hypersonic speeds, you can't hear them.  :P
#6 Posted by Mer-Man (3360 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh you just said Flying. I assumed like birds. Well they all run into buildings and die. Shark becomes the new cow

#7 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
Mer-Man said:
"Oh you just said Flying. I assumed like birds. Well they all run into buildings and die. Shark becomes the new cow"
How would they if they are sentient?  Haven't you watched ocean blue?
#8 Posted by Mer-Man (3360 posts) - - Show Bio

No, but I'm sentient and if i were flying that fast, i'd hit a building and die. So as long as humans stay below a skiyline, they're fine

#9 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually many missiles can approach those speeds, and they never hit anything but the target. 

#10 Posted by Mer-Man (3360 posts) - - Show Bio

But those are computers, not a living thing

#11 Posted by Mer-Man (3360 posts) - - Show Bio

Also I don't know of ANY cruise missiles going at mach 5

#12 Posted by Vlad Tepes Dracula (2208 posts) - - Show Bio

ZOmfGz LOLOLOLOL

 sharks have been there before us, and will outlive us for sure.

#13 Posted by Chickenman (271 posts) - - Show Bio

We have firepower, a complete lack of respect for nature, and Chuck Norris.

I weep for the sharks.

#14 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
Chickenman said:
"We have firepower, a complete lack of respect for nature, and Chuck Norris.

I weep for the sharks."
And sharks have teeth that can rip through metal with ease.  And this is every shark that ever existed, is existing, and ever will exist, in every possible past, present, and future against mankind of september 26th 2008.
#15 Posted by King Saturn (223822 posts) - - Show Bio
The Sharks would win
#16 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio

We have nukes that kill..........everybody. in a worst case it's a draw.

#17 Posted by Zoom (14668 posts) - - Show Bio

Opposable thumbs ftw.

#18 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

...........

Dreadnaught...you gotta get a hobby and stop imagining humans being eaten by sharks. 
#19 Posted by lionheart (1261 posts) - - Show Bio

we would never let sharks beat us, even if it means killing ourselves

#20 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
lionheart said:
"we would never let sharks beat us, even if it means killing ourselves"
Thats when Extremists and suicide bombers come in handy. YAY! FOR SUICIDE BOMBERS! 
#22 Posted by lionheart (1261 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"lionheart said:
"we would never let sharks beat us, even if it means killing ourselves"
Thats when Extremists and suicide bombers come in handy. YAY! FOR SUICIDE BOMBERS! "
Exactly
#23 Posted by King Saturn (223822 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
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LOL