Hulk vs Superman's severed head

Superman has been decapitated by a magic lightsaber. Luckily, the wound had been cauterized, and even for mortal humans, a head can briefly survive without a body. But then: Hulk attacks! Can Superman's head win? Morals off!

Sufficient charge = yes

Heat vision.

Headbutt at light speed.

LOL.

Batman

LOL

Probably could

@Captain_Clown said:

Superman has been decapitated by a magic lightsaber. Luckily, the wound had been cauterized, and even for mortal humans, a head can briefly survive without a body. But then: Hulk attacks! Can Superman's head win? Morals off!

It might be better if you said his head was cut off by Trafalgar Law

@CitizenBane said:

Headbutt at light speed.

this

Does he need lungs for arctic breath?

@Rumble Man: Makes sense that he would need lungs...

Then again, this is Superman we're talking about, so...

@Battle_Forum_Junkie: He has an extra set in his neck

Ugh really? Hulk shits in his mouth lol

@Rumble Man: Yeah that's probably what would happen. XD

@Captain_Clown: This thread made my day. Thanks. :)

Captain Planet

Lol

The depressing thing is Supes probably wins.

Assuming he can move, he'd just headbutt Hulk into space.

Assuming he can't move, he'd just lobotomize Hulk with his heat vision.

Can we sundip his head? and Then heat vision Hulk?

Superman slice Hulk into pieces with laser vision.

@Captain_Clown said:

Superman has been decapitated by a magic lightsaber. Luckily, the wound had been cauterized, and even for mortal humans, a head can briefly survive without a body. But then: Hulk attacks! Can Superman's head win? Morals off!

You are a genius and have made my day with this thread.

0_0

Superman could maybe still win....

@AllStarSuperman said:

@CitizenBane said:

Headbutt at light speed.

this

what the heck?

Heat Vision.

P.S i hate Superman but he still wins.

@Bane_of_sith said:

Ugh really? Hulk shits in his mouth lol

That's just nasty...lol.

The answer.. is still Superman.

Hulk beats the skull out, and then wears supes face as a mask while doing the harlem shake.

@Lady_Liberty said:

The answer.. is still Superman.

Hulk: I'm going to skullf*** you

Superman: Heatvision

Heat vision won't work, he survived Gladiator's heat vision which was 2x hotter than the sun. Same as Superman. Anyways, Hulk wins easy.

@JJ62 said:

Heat vision won't work, he survived Gladiator's heat vision which was 2x hotter than the sun. Same as Superman. Anyways, Hulk wins easy.

Superman can focus his heat vision through the retinas like a laser scalpel, and into the brain. Morals off, he'd cut Hulk's brain into a bunch of tiny pieces.

Plus, this is a punch slowed down 100x

Superman's reaction times are faster than that. To him, Hulk's punches would be going even slower. Assuming he could hop around at his normal speed, he'd be able to dodge Hulk's blows, and BFR Hulk with a super fast headbutt. If he can't, well, he could use his heat vision a lot faster than Hulk can punch, so he'd just lobotomize Hulk.

@ImmortalOne said:

@JJ62 said:

Heat vision won't work, he survived Gladiator's heat vision which was 2x hotter than the sun. Same as Superman. Anyways, Hulk wins easy.

Superman can focus his heat vision through the retinas like a laser scalpel, and into the brain. Morals off, he'd cut Hulk's brain into a bunch of tiny pieces.

Plus, this is a punch slowed down 100x

Superman's reaction times are faster than that. To him, Hulk's punches would be going even slower. Assuming he could hop around at his normal speed, he'd be able to dodge Hulk's blows, and BFR Hulk with a super fast headbutt. If he can't, well, he could use his heat vision a lot faster than Hulk can punch, so he'd just lobotomize Hulk.

Couldn't hulk heal through that? I don't know if anyone's attempted to lobotomize him before, but I know his healing factor is insane

Superman's head roflstomps Hulk

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You guys crack me up. Thumbs up.

The Superman Head wins.