Hulk vs Superman

I say the Hulk crushes the blue boy scout.

stop the madness! this has been done multiple times already.

please...

Kon-El can handle the snot dude while Kal and Kara enjoy a day at the beach lol

M

Sorry I just though it would be a cool battle.

Caleb Starks says:

"I say the Hulk crushes the blue boy scout."

so your new here, well welcome to comic vine.

it's been done... again, and again, and again, and... well you get the picture

M

So its already been established that Hulk would win.

M

Caleb Starks says:

"So its already been established that Hulk would win."

hah... roflol...

i nearly fell out of my chair then laughing...

thanks for that, i needed cheering up

M

Caleb Starks says:

"So its already been established that Hulk would win."

^^UP^^ thats a no
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High Revolutionary says:

""Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!"It has already been done in the Marvel Vs DC crossover; Superman won. What a disappointment that was."

That doesn't mean anything. Of course DC isn't going to let its bread and butter lose. But we all know Hulk would through Superman a beating.

High Revolutionary says:

""Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!" It has already been done in the Marvel Vs DC crossover; Superman won. What a disappointment that was."

i really hope you dont put all your stock on that crossover. as said in prior battle threads thats was a popularity contest.

Caleb Starks says:

"High Revolutionary says:

""Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!"It has already been done in the Marvel Vs DC crossover; Superman won. What a disappointment that was."

That doesn't mean anything. Of course DC isn't going to let its bread and butter lose. But we all know Hulk would through Superman a beating."

oh man... i hope you stay around...

i've had more laughs on this thread than i have all day :)

M

Methos says:

"Caleb Starks says:

"High Revolutionary says:

""Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!"It has already been done in the Marvel Vs DC crossover; Superman won. What a disappointment that was."

That doesn't mean anything. Of course DC isn't going to let its bread and butter lose. But we all know Hulk would through Superman a beating."

oh man... i hope you stay around...

i've had more laughs on this thread than i have all day :)

M"

I have yet to see anyone post a descent argument as to why Superman would win.

lol nice buckshot...

another hulk loving thread hijacked by common sense... whats that? we must be in triple figures now lol

M

just look through the other battle threads. your bound to find atleast 4 or 5 other superman vs hulk threads.

I'm not a fan of the Hulk I just think he could take Superman. Clearly there are those here that are HUGE Superwhatever fans and that may influence there decision alittle.

Caleb Starks says:

"Methos says:

"Caleb Starks says:

"High Revolutionary says:

""Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!"It has already been done in the Marvel Vs DC crossover; Superman won. What a disappointment that was."

That doesn't mean anything. Of course DC isn't going to let its bread and butter lose. But we all know Hulk would through Superman a beating."

oh man... i hope you stay around...

i've had more laughs on this thread than i have all day :)

M"

I have yet to see anyone post a descent argument as to why Superman would win."

ok... i'll humor this for a second and give you 3 ways superman could kill the hulk...

1, speed

Superman kicks into Superspeed, turns on his heat vision at pinpoint accuracy and decapitates the hulk...

fight time = barely a second

2, strength

superman just goes upto hulk and tears him in half before he gets angry enough to do anything about it.

fight time = a few seconds

3, gorefest

Superman kicks into superspeed, turns on heat vision and opens up hulks chest... he then pulls out his stomach and intestines and hangs the hulk with them.

while the hulk is getting mad, superman takes the time to do his nails... with one of his nail cuttings he skins and hulk before stretching his skin over the moon and using it as a kick toy.

Fight time = anywhere from a few minutes to hours, depending on how sadistic superman is feeling.

and for a bonus speed round...

4, Hyperspeed

Superman kicks into superspeed and activates his heat vision on the hulks forehead, basically lobotomizing the hulk. he then proceeds to use the no brain dead hulk and a chew toy for Krypto

Fight time - less than a pico second to lobotomize the hulk.

there we go... four ways in which Superman could kill, or reduce the hulk to a gibbering moron (even more so than he already is).

job done, but thank you for letting me actuate how powerful superman is.

M

personally i'm not a major SuperMAN fan... but Superman fans on this board are severly out numbered by Hulk fanboys who believes their snot dude (my name for the hulk) is the best thing since sliced bread...

i just take it upon myself to inform them of the facts.

M

Methos says:

"personally i'm not a major SuperMAN fan... but Superman fans on this board are severly out numbered by Hulk fanboys who believes their snot dude (my name for the hulk) is the best thing since sliced bread...i just take it upon myself to inform them of the facts.M"

Yeah I can tell.

Buckshot says:

"Caleb Starks says:

"I'm not a fan of the Hulk I just think he could take Superman. Clearly there are those here that are HUGE Superwhatever fans and that may influence there decision alittle."

So because we know that Superman would win, based on the powers and abilities of both characters, we're biased "superwhatever fans"?"

I should have made myself more clear, Methos is clearly a Superman, boy, woman, and girl fan. Is that better?

Caleb Starks says:

"Methos says:

"personally i'm not a major SuperMAN fan... but Superman fans on this board are severly out numbered by Hulk fanboys who believes their snot dude (my name for the hulk) is the best thing since sliced bread...i just take it upon myself to inform them of the facts.M"

Yeah I can tell."

i'm not being biased or whatever...

i will quite hapily admit that there are thousand of characters alone in the DCU who could take down Superman, not to mention the marvel universe or Wildstorm, TopCow or whatever...

Caleb Starks says:

"Buckshot says:

"Caleb Starks says:

"I'm not a fan of the Hulk I just think he could take Superman. Clearly there are those here that are HUGE Superwhatever fans and that may influence there decision alittle."

So because we know that Superman would win, based on the powers and abilities of both characters, we're biased "superwhatever fans"?"

I should have made myself more clear, Methos is clearly a Superman, boy, woman, and girl fan. Is that better?"

Methos is a Supergirl fan... but Methos is also in possession on common sense lol

M

i don't want to start of on the wrong foot with you Caleb... if you want a serious discussion about the Hulk versus someone in his own power catagory from the DCU i will happy accept and talk about it.

M

Methos says:

"Caleb Starks says:

"Buckshot says:

"Caleb Starks says:

"I'm not a fan of the Hulk I just think he could take Superman. Clearly there are those here that are HUGE Superwhatever fans and that may influence there decision alittle."

So because we know that Superman would win, based on the powers and abilities of both characters, we're biased "superwhatever fans"?"

I should have made myself more clear, Methos is clearly a Superman, boy, woman, and girl fan. Is that better?"

Methos is a Supergirl fan... but Methos is also in possession on common sense lol

M"

Your right, I must be the dumbest basterd in the world, I mean how could anyone think the Hulk could beat Superman, its not like he wasn't killed by a DC rip off of the Hulk or anything.

JESUS $#@! another one, ya know what, I'm not even getting involved.

fine... you want to be like that do so...

as i said above i was quite happy to discuss the hulk in a civilized manner, but if you just want to quote things like "dumbest basterd in the world" and "a DC rip off of the Hulk" at least get your facts right first ok?

firstly i never called you a "dumbest basterd"... for starters i wouldn't swear on this forum and secondly i'd actually spell it right if i did.

secondly Hulk premiered in December 1962 ok... Superman's first appearance was in June 1938 so how can Superman be a rip off of the hulk when he appeared nearly thirty years before him?

M

Methos says:

"fine... you want to be like that do so... as i said above i was quite happy to discuss the hulk in a civilized manner, but if you just want to quote things like "dumbest basterd in the world" and "a DC rip off of the Hulk" at least get your facts right first ok? firstly i never called you a "dumbest basterd"... for starters i wouldn't swear on this forum and secondly i'd actually spell it right if i did. secondly Hulk premiered in December 1962 ok... Superman's first appearance was in June 1938 so how can Superman be a rip off of the hulk when he appeared nearly thirty years before him? M"

lol i think he was talking about doomsday being the rip off.

ah... ok, then thats slightly better...

even so... Doomsday had a better origin story and more diverse powers that hulk...

he didn't have any Anger management issues, nor did he get stronger the more angry he got...

i don't see the similarities there

M

High Revolutionary says:

"acewasp23 says:

"High Revolutionary says:

""Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!" It has already been done in the Marvel Vs DC crossover; Superman won. What a disappointment that was."

i really hope you dont put all your stock on that crossover. as said in prior battle threads thats was a popularity contest. "

That was by no means the definitive battle between Superman and Hulk. I realize I may have sounded that way. I was just making reference to one of the many times Superman and Hulk had an intimate encounter."

"Intimate encounter"?!?!?!

please reword that... the thoughts of Superman and The Hulk having an "Intimate encounter" will scar me for life...

M

Methos says:

"High Revolutionary says:

"acewasp23 says:

"High Revolutionary says:

""Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!" It has already been done in the Marvel Vs DC crossover; Superman won. What a disappointment that was."

i really hope you dont put all your stock on that crossover. as said in prior battle threads thats was a popularity contest. "

That was by no means the definitive battle between Superman and Hulk. I realize I may have sounded that way. I was just making reference to one of the many times Superman and Hulk had an intimate encounter."

"Intimate encounter"?!?!?! please reword that... the thoughts of Superman and The Hulk having an "Intimate encounter" will scar me for life... M"

does this count as an Intimate encounter for spiderman and superman?

[IMG]http://i11.tinypic.com/6h4hsgx.jpg[/IMG]

gah... i've had enough of that pic from G-man lol

M

Methos says:

"ah... ok, then thats slightly better...even so... Doomsday had a better origin story and more diverse *powers* that hulk...he didn't have any Anger management issues, nor did he get stronger the more angry he got...i don't see the similarities thereM"

If your going to come at me for my spelling then maybe you should fix your own posts first.

Methos says Doomsday had a better origin story and more diverse powers that Hulk.

I think you mean then Hulk.

Exactly.

I have no idea, I was surfing the net for World War Hulk pics for the gallery and I found em.