Kraven jumps t'wards Hulk an' says "I'm going to slay you, monster!" an' punches Hulk but all Hulk feels is a tap, an' Kraven breaks his fist an' says "AAARRRRGGH!!!!! What sort of beast are you??!!" an' Hulk yells "HULK IS HULK!" an' grabs Kraven an' continues his sentence by sayin' "THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!!!!" an' then punches Kraven in the gut, an' literally smashes thru his gut. Hulk throws Kraven's corpse away. Then Wolverine, Iron Fist, Superior Spider-Man, an' Spider-Man 2099 are comin' t'wards Hulk, but Hulk yells "RAAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!! HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!" an' thunderclaps 'em, an' Superior Spidey, Spidey 2099 an' Iron Fist dies an' their copse's gets sent flyin'. Wolverine didn't die, but his eardrums popped an' he is badly damaged an' injured, an' he gets sent flyin' too. Only reason he survived is cuz of his healin' factor an' adamantium skeleton. Then Ultimate Cap'n America jumps t'wards Hulk, with his shield directly infront'a 'im, but Hulk grabs Cap'n America in a bearhug, an' after 2 seconds he literally breaks Ult. Cap'n America in two. Deadpool then shoots Hulk with his guns but those guns barely even tickle Hulk an' Hulk yells "RED MAN THINKS GUNS CANT HURT HULK??!!! HULK SMASH RED MAN'S STUPID BRAAAIIN!!!!!!!!" an' then rushes t'wards Deadpool at insane speeds an' punches Deadpool in the face with a straight right, an' literally smashes Deadpool's skull ta bits. Then Sabertooth jumps t'wards Hulk, but Hulk just backhands Sabertooth in the face an smashes his skull ta bits. Then he sees Azreal, an' runs t'wards 'im at insane speeds an' tackles Azreal with all his strength an' bodyweight, an' that kills Azreal, pulverizes most'a his bones an' sends his body flyin' miles. Luthor Strode then does a battle shout an' rushes t'wards Hulk, but Hulk grabs Strode's face an' then attempts ta snap his neck with a sudden twist, accidentally went too hard an' ripped his head off. Then Ult. Spiderman comes an' kicks Hulk in the gut, but that kick does nothin', except for badly hurtin' Ult. Spidey's foot, Cuz 'a that, Ult. Spidey got slowed down, then Hulk grabs Ult. Spidey, pins 'im down an' shows Ult. Spidey some serious leg strength by stompin' him in the face, this squashes Ult. Spidey's skull an' creates a huge shockwave an' earthquake too. Those who were on the ground (Deathstroke, Taskmaster an' Black Panther) were about ta get screwed up, luckily good ol' 616 Spiderman saves 'em, then puts 'em back down on the ground. But then Hulk finishes the rest of 'em with a thunderclap, killin' all of of 'em (except Spidey, but he did get KO'd).
Hulk curbstomps. When fightin' someone like Hulk, ya need insane amounts of durability an'/or luck ta survive.
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