Hulk vs Canadian, American Forces

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#1  Edited By throughmyeyez

Within the American continent lurks the Hulk, Toronto to be precise, going on a rampage due to some mis-fortunate occasion. Thus, after the futile attempts from the civilian and law enforcement, comes the Military. The Canadian Forces, having been unprepared for the assault, fight back, hurting the hulk, but never seemingly able to put him down for the count. Thus. the Americans get involved, an alliance is formed and it's an all out brawl between the Canadian and American Forces, versus the Hulk, already pissed from the passing hours.

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Canada has a military?

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#3  Edited By ximpossibrux

@hyiena said:

Canada has a military?

I'm Canadian and I love you <3

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#4  Edited By Fantomex13

Bonus points for adding the Canadian military in on this, to lure Hulk into Canada, and reduce the damage costs in the US caused by Hulk.

The US military could have a sniper team with tranquilizer dart rounds positioned about 2,500 yards away from Hulk in a plains area, next to helicopters/vertical take-off planes to at least sedate Hulk. From there, they could keep him sedated until they figure out what to do with him.

Can Hulk survive lava? What if they dropped him into a volcano while he was sedated? Or launched him into the sun?

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#5  Edited By nick_hero22

From my understanding we (Americans) currently have nuclear weapons that put Hiroshima to shame, so that could be a potential option.

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#6  Edited By AKA_TERMINATOR

Americans win.... We always find a way:)

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#8  Edited By imbackwimps

hulk easy just ask general ross

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#9  Edited By Ancient_0f_Days

I though Canada was the place to go when you run away from war ......

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@Fantomex13 said:

Bonus points for adding the Canadian military in on this, to lure Hulk into Canada, and reduce the damage costs in the US caused by Hulk.

The US military could have a sniper team with tranquilizer dart rounds positioned about 2,500 yards away from Hulk in a plains area, next to helicopters/vertical take-off planes to at least sedate Hulk. From there, they could keep him sedated until they figure out what to do with him.

Can Hulk survive lava? What if they dropped him into a volcano while he was sedated? Or launched him into the sun?

To answer your question.

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#11  Edited By throughmyeyez

Gimmi a break.. ._.

Anyways, the two countries take this, with Canada doing most of the work, since Hulk started to rampage in Toronto.

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#12  Edited By sandiego008

Canada could handle this if they could use all their resources ... including ...

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#13  Edited By Duke_Nasty

U.S military solos.

And yes Canada does have a military and we have fought with the U.S in most wars besides Iraq and 'Nam.

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@AKA_TERMINATOR said:

Americans win.... We always find a way:)

This.............America, America God shed his grace on thee.....everyone sing along

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#17  Edited By karetaker

@nick_hero22: sounds about right

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#18  Edited By nickzambuto

Doesn't Hulk defeat the army about once a week?

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#19  Edited By nick_hero22

@nickzambuto said:

Doesn't Hulk defeat the army about once a week?

The army and soldiers in Marvel Universe are basically canon fodders, the standards in the Marvel Universe is much different than the standards in the real world.

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#20  Edited By Super_SoldierXII

Hulk has already proven impervious to nukes. So all that would do is decimate an entire population to prove what's already proven to be a failure.

I do not think any military has what it takes to put the Hulk down.

The Marvel Universe, with all it's 'super' tech and genius inventions had to ship Hulk off planet to deal with the threat he posed.

But who are we kidding, Hulk's in Canada. Peace loving Canada. He ain't going on a rampage. He'll go native. Adopted into the land of hockey and drunkards. He's going to eat beaver tails, drink a few pints, trade in his purple pants for a plaid shirt and start spewing "Hulk SMASH ... eh?"

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#21  Edited By nick_hero22

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Hulk has already proven impervious to nukes. So all that would do is decimate an entire population to prove what's already proven to be a failure.

I do not think any military has what it takes to put the Hulk down.

The Marvel Universe, with all it's 'super' tech and genius inventions had to ship Hulk off planet to deal with the threat he posed.

But who are we kidding, Hulk's in Canada. Peace loving Canada. He ain't going on a rampage. He'll go native. Adopted into the land of hockey and drunkards. He's going to eat beaver tails, drink a few pints, trade in his purple pants for a plaid shirt and start spewing "Hulk SMASH ... eh?"

What is the most powerful nuke he has ever survived, the US Military has plenty of classified technology being developed by companies such as DARPA. So it's no telling what kind of experimental technology the US and Canadian Army could bring to the table along with the technology and weaponry their allies are capable of bringing and creating. Alot of the super technology in the Marvel Universe have absolutely no specifications behind them, so we don't actually know how advance it is or is it capable of being replicated.

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#23  Edited By Rumble Man

Hulk will kill all american and canadian troops

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#24  Edited By nick_hero22

@Skaddix said:

@nick_hero22 said:

@karetaker said:

@nick_hero22 said:

We can use a B53 Mega Nuke http://news.yahoo.com/uss-most-powerful-nuclear-bomb-being-dismantled-071325260.html

why would we nuke Canada after forming an alliance. to kill one person.

It's an idea, Canada can sacrifice itself for the greater good.

yeah but a nuke that close to us still totally screws us over.

Hulk could be lured into the deep mountainous areas of Canada.

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#25  Edited By JonSmith

Could they stop him? No, probably not. Conventional fire arms are (debatably) lucky to even warrant his attention. Anything short of a nuke probably would only annoy him. And a nuke would only make him stronger. In the event of a Hulk outbreak, it would be wisest to lure him to a mountainous region far from any populated area, have ONE unarmed agent waiting for him, and hope that agent can convince him to stay there.

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#26  Edited By Super_SoldierXII

@nick_hero22 said:

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Hulk has already proven impervious to nukes. So all that would do is decimate an entire population to prove what's already proven to be a failure.

I do not think any military has what it takes to put the Hulk down.

The Marvel Universe, with all it's 'super' tech and genius inventions had to ship Hulk off planet to deal with the threat he posed.

But who are we kidding, Hulk's in Canada. Peace loving Canada. He ain't going on a rampage. He'll go native. Adopted into the land of hockey and drunkards. He's going to eat beaver tails, drink a few pints, trade in his purple pants for a plaid shirt and start spewing "Hulk SMASH ... eh?"

What is the most powerful nuke he has ever survived, the US Military has plenty of classified technology being developed by companies such as DARPA. So it's no telling what kind of experimental technology the US and Canadian Army could bring to the table along with the technology and weaponry their allies are capable of bringing and creating. Alot of the super technology in the Marvel Universe have absolutely no specifications behind them, so we don't actually know how advance it is or is it capable of being replicated.

Nah. Nukes don't even make a dent regardless their level of world destruction ... nuclear energy seems to feed him more than anything else. An offshoot of that radiation, i.e gamma radiation, created him after all. Our only hope is to start praying once again to the gods of Mount Olympus or Odin for salvation ;P

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Sasquatch and the Ogopogo monster gang up to take out the Hulk.

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#29  Edited By Bo88gdan

Hulk smash both countries and they armies too 

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I'm sure America & Canada will take very well to their new Gamma Monster Overlord.

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#31  Edited By throughmyeyez

Lol, America has so many issues in it's societies it's baffling; things are more stable here, in regards to violence and poverty. As well as being the most respected country in the world, says alot in itself. Regardless, hulk gets throttled 10 to 1 by Canada alone. As a former Armoured Soldier for the Canadian Forces, we would not need U.S.A's help. I believe they would over exaggerate the scenario. "Tell them to get everything and head for harlem"

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#32  Edited By throughmyeyez

Actually, think about this. In the previous Hulk movies, Hulk is only shown battling a few tanks and soldiers; at a single time. Even 2-3 helicopters, therefore you actually believe he's going to stand a chance against two entire countries? Pouring with an endless assault of innumerable soldiers, not to mention snipers/tanks/copters/rockets. Hulk could barely stand up to a single guy with a grenade launcher(whom was enhanced to Captain America's Level, seemingly); how do you reckon him fighting two entire countries? Or even one, to it's full potential? I don't think so. Hulk is romped.

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#33  Edited By Floopay

The two combine and launch his butt into space. Or, they drag him into the upper atmosphere for a KO, and then launch him into space. Personally, I prefer option one...it has option 2 in it, with less back-tracking.

Thanks for reading,

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#34  Edited By joshuagamer

hulk

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#35  Edited By ChaosBlazer

HULK SMASH ALL PUNY CANADIANS!

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#36  Edited By throughmyeyez

Actually, hulk has owned America 28594385 times. He's scared to try to f*** with us Canadians.

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#37  Edited By _Black

@throughmyeyez: Somebody is arrogant =p

Anyways, I don't know why you're bringing up things from movies when we're talking about comics.

And you know that the Canadian armed forces can not compare to America's.

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#38  Edited By Sufferthorn

 
Someone said that Marvel Universe's Army doesn't match up to the real life Army.... and the Marvel Universe Armies = Canon Fodder.... 
 
 
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... 
 
I understand having pride for your Nations Military....but No. 
 
Bring S.H.I.E.L.D into the mix, and they have a chance. But not really.

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#40  Edited By blackadamFTW

The U.S. military has Major Force and Captain Atom, so I say they win.

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#41  Edited By SpideyPresence

America's individual nukes can now depopulate small countries from what i've heard.

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If you are talking about Comic Canadian and American forces, than yes they win.

If you are talking about Real Life Canadian and American forces, than we/they lose horribly.

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#43  Edited By czarny_samael666

Army.
 
EDIT:
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

If you are talking about Comic Canadian and American forces, than yes they win.

If you are talking about Real Life Canadian and American forces, than we/they lose horribly.


Why? What with elecricity, sharp objects, etc.?
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#44  Edited By XMen1963

@hyiena said:

Canada has a military?

Surprisingly, they have a lot of very elite special forces units, and some of the world's finest snipers.

Anyway, we could just plant a tracking device on him, lure him into the wilderness, leave him alone there and wait for him to calm down and turn into a human. Then we activate tracking device, find him and kill him.

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#45  Edited By throughmyeyez

Or, wait until he ends up in some random, desolate location and just nuke him; regardless if he's transformed or not. If not, we could always use missles to crack through his impenetrable skin. I firmly believe a chain gun would rip him to pieces, lol. Don't picture it in your head! It's quite grotesque.

~Its time to let ol' painless out the bag

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#46  Edited By Ghetsiscmcvne

OP never stated which version of Hulk so.., the not so jolly green giant that tanks planet busters feeds them their own tanks crushed up in scraps