Hulk vs Batman with 2 days of prep

Hulk agreed to only attack with his ammunition of 100 bowling balls. Batman is wearing his Hulkbuster suit (WTF) or the armor he used when he battled with Darkseid.

No outside help or teleportation devices

He has 2 days of prep, so surely, he stands a chance, before a bowling ball wrecks him.

Take away the handicaps for hulk and the hulkbuster and batman still wins with two days of prep.....

Hulk wins

No need of prep.

@digitalshooter9: Sorry the overrated street leveler gets ripped in half.

No.. Hulk finds himself in the middle of Pluto...

exactly how?

Remember, Hulk is basically playing dodge ball using bowling balls.

JLA teleporter...

2 days prep? I think he only needs a few seconds to call in Superman?

The OP did not say "No BFR" so I think Batman can simply just teleport Hulk to the sun. Even if this is lifting that silly 100 bowling balls fighting restriction for Hulk.

@digitalshooter9: Oh right. I forgot about the chicken shit BFR machine kept by the JLA. In that case anybody can beat anybody with that machine.

Morals on batman wouldn't send him to the sun... but rather pluto... or the moon...

Because it isn't chicken shit to beat on a mere human when you are a 100 ton + brute.. I see..

And no.. Batman most certainly cannot beat everyone with that machine. He BFR's superman or any other superhero that can fly in space to pluto, ad they can come back to pummel him.

Bad luck for hulk he only has strength and durability and isn't so vesatile.

Besides there are a plethora of other ways Bruce can deal with the hulk. He deals with Solomon Grundy on a regular basis.

Just saying...

The King of prep wins because prep. There are very few figures Bats can't beat with prep, Hulk is not one of them.

I'm going to second the Solomon Grundy argument, even if Hulk is stronger, he is certainly that type of fighter.

@digitalshooter9: Solomon Grundy is only as strong as who he fights. His weaker version fights him and the stronger version down the whole JLA. Strange character.

I could beat the Hulk with that machine. That becomes JLA teleporter vs Hulk or anyone who cant fly back to earth.

Do you really think its so easy to use that machine? It needs an expert and with good network of contacts to have access and use that machine.

True.

All versions of Hulk loses to Batman, even if its World Breaker Hulk.

It would be laughable to claim that WWH has a tactician mindset, when he has so little feats as compared to Batman with countless feats that showed him overcoming the impossible with just a human mind and body.

@dwightspitz: What was Batmans biggest prep feat?

change in rules.

@copete: 2 days is better. 2 months is too long for Bruce to wait for his inevitable death.

That is calling people to fight your battles for you, and would become Hulk vs Superman instead.

Moreover, Batman is so arrogant he would be unlikely to call for outside help.

@wenjun_chew_: Which is why he would die.

Bats.

@mtuske: Batman doesn't need outside help to defeat Hulk.

In case you are referring to his usage of BFR equipment, Batman has been proven to be capable of using them.

@wenjun_chew_: Anybody can use them. I have never seen it stated that it takes a genius to use them. Build yes but Batman didn't build it.

Besides BFR has been taken off the table for Batman because it's such a cheap cowardly way out but honestly the only way Bats could win.

Well, even then you'd have to accept that Batman does have access to such devices because he has a good network of contacts that provide such technology. Not everyone has a good enough network that gives them teleporting privileges.

If Batman can't win via BFR, then he needs to think of a more elaborate plan than this.

@wenjun_chew_: Well start thinking of some ridiculous over the top way for a human with 2 days prep will take down the Hulk when far smarter people have failed with more time.

He's better served just trying to not get knocked out by Joker or embarrassed by Bane and other street levelers than dealing with grown up problems.

So Batman ask for a plethora of heroes to aid him or ask Superman for the Phantom Zone projector.

/Thread

Batman would make some sort of gamma drainer or a had that can KO Hulk.

I think Batman would explode as soon as a ball hits him

@darkseid1006: not in 2 days. No way

@darkseid1006: it took reed Richards (who is massively smarter than batman) combined with Bruce banners research notes (it also took him a while) to make something like that.

If batman can BFR he wins if not he loses.

and what about gas?

@lord44 said:

No need of prep.

... i knew it

@darkseid1006: if batman could come up with something strong enough to put hulk down (which is doubtful) then he could just thunderclap the gas particles away (he's done that before). If nothing else he could just stop breathing (he can survive in space so not breathing shouldn't be a problem).

Are you trying to be a troll or something? Because it looked like you already accepted that batman would win using BFR (even if u were butthurt over it)..

So why try to start a flame war while you know the outcome? Whether you like it or not Bruce can win via BFR. Unless the OP changes into no BFR, your claims are senseless and ignorant to the extreme..

@lord44 said:

No need of prep.

lol

@digitalshooter9: That was in reference to bfr not being an option and Batman still not asking for help. In that scenario he will die.

Btw the OP did change it to no teleportation devices. Someone here is ignorant but it's not me.

If words on a comic debate site start a flame war and hurt people's feelings that's on those idiots not me. I've said nothing hurtful

@digitalshooter9: Your forgetting that just because he can doesn't mean he will. Hulk will take his head off as soon as it starts

That must have been a low showing for Hulk. I'm surprised that a mere kick from Batman could cause Hulk to scream in pain.

@johnnyz256: It was non cannon. Kinda like Thanos getting arrested by the cops

It would take Tony Stark who actually knows the Hulk and has fought him multiple times more than 2 days to come up with something to beat the Hulk. I don't think Batman can do it.

Hulk kills him

but he's perfect

Wayne sends Banner flying with his patented batkick

Still hulk

Batman with 2 mins prep is too much

@wenjun_chew_: Oh my God, did you really just say any versions of hulk would lose to Batman? If only I could post gifs right now