2 hours prep, open field, normal morals, no bloodlust, start 10m apart
Hulk vs Batman and Hawkeye
@The_Thunderer said:
really? Cos i think hulk could jump the 10 m and kill them both before they even got their guns out
Then why did you make the damn thread?
Reed Richards has been trying to cure the hulk for years...Batman isn't going to do it in 2 hours.Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.
Either that or SPITE!!!!
This battle is Spite.
because i have no idea of the capabilities of th batman when it comes to planning, but if all he's got is an anti hulk arrow that means team will lose
@VenomousDragon said:
@Nefarious said:
Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.Beat me to it
I believe he was being sarcastic.
Hopefully...
@blackadamFTW said:
@VenomousDragon said:
@Nefarious said:
Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.Beat me to it
I believe he was being sarcastic.
Hopefully...
No man batman as a spray for any and everything.
I think they would all kill each other, like so: Batman has anti hulk arrows, but hawkeye can't shoot them hard enough to pierce hulk's skin, hulk gets mad goes kills hawkeye, then batman grabs the arrow, wait till hulk tries to punch him, then using the hulk's own force stabs him with the anti-hulk arrow, but not before hulk reduces batman to a pile of bones. Hulk reverts to Bruce Banner, then bleeds out from his injury
If there were an "Anti-Hulk" Spray, Bruce Banner would have developed it years ago. Batfanatics are ridiculous.@blackadamFTW said:
@VenomousDragon said:
@Nefarious said:
Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.Beat me to it
I believe he was being sarcastic.
Hopefully...
No man batman as a spray for any and everything.
@Shawnbaby: Well the phrase "dont take it literally" didnt pop out of the ground, so i can see what your getting at.
@VenomousDragon said:
@blackadamFTW said:
@VenomousDragon said:
@Nefarious said:
Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.Beat me to it
I believe he was being sarcastic.
Hopefully...
No man batman as a spray for any and everything.
Even a spray to bring back his parents?
Why is everyone ignoring Hawkeye? LOL.
Hawkeye flies two arrows in Hulk's eyes, piercing his skull, as well as rendering him blind. Then Hulk goes into a blind rage (literally) and fist stomps the floor, knocking Hawkeye and Batman out of balance. Knowing they're usless on the ground, Batman makes an impossible leap of faith and throws some Bat-Grenades towards Hulk. The grenades explode, doing minimal damage to the Hulk, and Hawkeye quickly reloads his bow with a trick arrow, an exploding boxing glove. The impact of the glove doesn't do sh*t to Hulk, but the explosion knocks Hulk to the floor, leaving him dazed for a few seconds. Batman seeks this oppurtunity to wear his brass knuckles and punch Hulk about a dozen times before the brass breaks. Hulk gets hold of Batma and begins crushing him with bare hands. Hawkeye, in the last moment for the sake of saving Batman, lets loose an adamantanium arrow into the Hulk's skull.
Or Hawkeye can shoot Hulk in the eye with a tranquilizer arrow and the Hulk's regeneration skills heal his eye before he completely transforms back to the unconscious Bruce Banner.
@Petey_is_Spidey said:
@troller said:
Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.
Either that or SPITE!!!!
That won't work. Reed Richards couldn't do it, Bruce couldn't cure himself. What chance does Batman have(They're both smarter than him).
I.A.T.
I was about to say this. lol thanks for doing it for me.
Batman has 2 hours to call for the JLA.
JLA SCREW HULK STOMP!
SPITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can Alfred make a 2 hour trip to the battle field and bring the metal Superman suit, and the Insider Suit ....
if not, then well .... Darkseid will have some resurrecting to do .....
Hulk wins ....
In all seriousness, does Ollie still have the Phantom Zone Projector Arrow and would he let Bruce borrow it?
Otherwise, the duo is in way over their heads.
@IKnowEverything said:
@Petey_is_Spidey said:
@troller said:
Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.
Either that or SPITE!!!!
That won't work. Reed Richards couldn't do it, Bruce couldn't cure himself. What chance does Batman have(They're both smarter than him).
I.A.T.
I was about to say this. lol thanks for doing it for me.
You're welcome. :)
I.A.T.
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