Hulk vs Batman and Hawkeye

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#1  Edited By The_Thunderer

2 hours prep, open field, normal morals, no bloodlust, start 10m apart

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This looks like spite

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#3  Edited By troller

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

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#4  Edited By The_Thunderer

really? Cos i think hulk could jump the 10 m and kill them both before they even got their guns out

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#5  Edited By blackadamFTW

@The_Thunderer said:

really? Cos i think hulk could jump the 10 m and kill them both before they even got their guns out

Then why did you make the damn thread?

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#6  Edited By Shawnbaby
@troller said:

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

Reed Richards has been trying to cure the hulk for years...Batman isn't going to do it in 2 hours. 
 
This battle is Spite.
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#7  Edited By nefarious

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

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#8  Edited By The_Thunderer

because i have no idea of the capabilities of th batman when it comes to planning, but if all he's got is an anti hulk arrow that means team will lose

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#9  Edited By troller

What if hawkeye has an entire quiver of them

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#10  Edited By VenomousDragon

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

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#11  Edited By blackadamFTW

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

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#12  Edited By The_Thunderer

@Nefarious: how would he get close enough, just out of interest..

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#13  Edited By Jorgevy

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

THIS!!

Also, if he had enough information on the Hulk, Batman could think of something to keep him alive for a while. Not sure if he'd win though

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#14  Edited By VenomousDragon

@blackadamFTW said:

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

No man batman as a spray for any and everything.

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#15  Edited By joshmightbe

Hulk sneezes and kills them both

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#16  Edited By The_Thunderer

I think they would all kill each other, like so: Batman has anti hulk arrows, but hawkeye can't shoot them hard enough to pierce hulk's skin, hulk gets mad goes kills hawkeye, then batman grabs the arrow, wait till hulk tries to punch him, then using the hulk's own force stabs him with the anti-hulk arrow, but not before hulk reduces batman to a pile of bones. Hulk reverts to Bruce Banner, then bleeds out from his injury

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#17  Edited By Shawnbaby
@VenomousDragon said:

@blackadamFTW said:

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

No man batman as a spray for any and everything.

If there were an "Anti-Hulk" Spray, Bruce Banner would have developed it years ago. Batfanatics are ridiculous.
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#18  Edited By ReVamp

Batman does that whole gaze into your soul shtick. Someone will post that pic in a second. And then Hulk cries and dies.

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#19  Edited By VenomousDragon

@Shawnbaby:I was kidding

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#20  Edited By Shawnbaby
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@Shawnbaby:I was kidding

Sorry, Sarcasm can be difficult to detect in text format...and with how absurd the Bat Fanboys can be it's extra difficult
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#21  Edited By VenomousDragon

@Shawnbaby: Well the phrase "dont take it literally" didnt pop out of the ground, so i can see what your getting at.

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#22  Edited By Dead_Or_Alive

Hulk & Batman

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#23  Edited By Dead_Or_Alive

with batmans prep him and hulk solo

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#24  Edited By Shawnbaby
@Dead_Or_Alive said:

Hulk & Batman

its Hulk VS Batman and Hawkeye....
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#25  Edited By Dead_Or_Alive

@Shawnbaby: oh nm read the op wrong. maybe team 2. the hulks a handful though.

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#26  Edited By blackadamFTW

@VenomousDragon said:

@blackadamFTW said:

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

No man batman as a spray for any and everything.

Even a spray to bring back his parents?

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#27  Edited By VenomousDragon

@blackadamFTW: Yep, he just choose not too so he can still be brooding and deep.

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#28  Edited By nefarious
@The_Thunderer: I don't think he would have to. Batman can make complicated things look easy. 
 
@Jorgevy: That's a possibility to reminisce about that. 
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#29  Edited By Goku1fan

@redbird3rdboywonder said:

This looks like spite

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#32  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

Batman calls his B.F.F.

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#33  Edited By JelloK

Why is everyone ignoring Hawkeye? LOL.

Hawkeye flies two arrows in Hulk's eyes, piercing his skull, as well as rendering him blind. Then Hulk goes into a blind rage (literally) and fist stomps the floor, knocking Hawkeye and Batman out of balance. Knowing they're usless on the ground, Batman makes an impossible leap of faith and throws some Bat-Grenades towards Hulk. The grenades explode, doing minimal damage to the Hulk, and Hawkeye quickly reloads his bow with a trick arrow, an exploding boxing glove. The impact of the glove doesn't do sh*t to Hulk, but the explosion knocks Hulk to the floor, leaving him dazed for a few seconds. Batman seeks this oppurtunity to wear his brass knuckles and punch Hulk about a dozen times before the brass breaks. Hulk gets hold of Batma and begins crushing him with bare hands. Hawkeye, in the last moment for the sake of saving Batman, lets loose an adamantanium arrow into the Hulk's skull.

Or Hawkeye can shoot Hulk in the eye with a tranquilizer arrow and the Hulk's regeneration skills heal his eye before he completely transforms back to the unconscious Bruce Banner.

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#34  Edited By IKnowEverything

@Petey_is_Spidey said:

@troller said:

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

That won't work. Reed Richards couldn't do it, Bruce couldn't cure himself. What chance does Batman have(They're both smarter than him).

I.A.T.

I was about to say this. lol thanks for doing it for me.

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#35  Edited By Kinasin_

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.
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#36  Edited By Mad8Baller

Batman has 2 hours to call for the JLA.
JLA SCREW HULK STOMP!
SPITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#37  Edited By Ancient_0f_Days

Can Alfred make a 2 hour trip to the battle field and bring the metal Superman suit, and the Insider Suit ....

if not, then well .... Darkseid will have some resurrecting to do .....

Hulk wins ....

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#38  Edited By The_Thunderer

@Ancient_0f_Days: He has 2 hours prep..to do whatever...

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#39  Edited By Ancient_0f_Days

In that case, they win .... Thanks to Alfred .....

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#40  Edited By The_Thunderer

@Ancient_0f_Days: Bruce Banner has prep though...

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#41  Edited By TifaLockhart

Who needs Bat-shark repellent? In Arkham City, Batman punches out Tiny, Penguin's pet shark.

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#44  Edited By The_Thunderer

@TheAcidSkull: what about if batman gets some outside help?

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#45  Edited By LordStoop

Hulk claps his hand and its over. Not enough time for bruce to beat bruce.

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#46  Edited By TifaLockhart

In all seriousness, does Ollie still have the Phantom Zone Projector Arrow and would he let Bruce borrow it?

Otherwise, the duo is in way over their heads.

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#47  Edited By TheSuperHuman
Team dies.
Team dies.
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#48  Edited By Petey_is_Spidey

@IKnowEverything said:

@Petey_is_Spidey said:

@troller said:

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

That won't work. Reed Richards couldn't do it, Bruce couldn't cure himself. What chance does Batman have(They're both smarter than him).

I.A.T.

I was about to say this. lol thanks for doing it for me.

You're welcome. :)

I.A.T.

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#49  Edited By Bo88gdan

Hulk

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#50  Edited By Phaedrusgr

@troller: And Hulk will wait for the arrow...Despite the prep factor, Hulk is too big to lose. Only another serious tank should be able to beat Hulk. Everything else (for me) is bad writing.