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#1 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

2 hours prep, open field, normal morals, no bloodlust, start 10m apart

#2 Posted by redbird3rdboywonder (3948 posts) - - Show Bio

This looks like spite

#3 Posted by troller (911 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

#4 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

really? Cos i think hulk could jump the 10 m and kill them both before they even got their guns out

#5 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer said:

really? Cos i think hulk could jump the 10 m and kill them both before they even got their guns out

Then why did you make the damn thread?

#6 Posted by Shawnbaby (10591 posts) - - Show Bio
@troller said:

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

Reed Richards has been trying to cure the hulk for years...Batman isn't going to do it in 2 hours. 
 
This battle is Spite.
#7 Posted by Nefarious (19546 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

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#8 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

because i have no idea of the capabilities of th batman when it comes to planning, but if all he's got is an anti hulk arrow that means team will lose

#9 Edited by troller (911 posts) - - Show Bio

What if hawkeye has an entire quiver of them

#10 Posted by VenomousDragon (846 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

#11 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

#12 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nefarious: how would he get close enough, just out of interest..

#13 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

THIS!!

Also, if he had enough information on the Hulk, Batman could think of something to keep him alive for a while. Not sure if he'd win though

#14 Posted by VenomousDragon (846 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamFTW said:

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

No man batman as a spray for any and everything.

#15 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk sneezes and kills them both

#16 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

I think they would all kill each other, like so: Batman has anti hulk arrows, but hawkeye can't shoot them hard enough to pierce hulk's skin, hulk gets mad goes kills hawkeye, then batman grabs the arrow, wait till hulk tries to punch him, then using the hulk's own force stabs him with the anti-hulk arrow, but not before hulk reduces batman to a pile of bones. Hulk reverts to Bruce Banner, then bleeds out from his injury

#17 Posted by Shawnbaby (10591 posts) - - Show Bio
@VenomousDragon said:

@blackadamFTW said:

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

No man batman as a spray for any and everything.

If there were an "Anti-Hulk" Spray, Bruce Banner would have developed it years ago. Batfanatics are ridiculous.
#18 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman does that whole gaze into your soul shtick. Someone will post that pic in a second. And then Hulk cries and dies.

#19 Posted by VenomousDragon (846 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby:I was kidding

#20 Posted by Shawnbaby (10591 posts) - - Show Bio
@VenomousDragon said:

@Shawnbaby:I was kidding

Sorry, Sarcasm can be difficult to detect in text format...and with how absurd the Bat Fanboys can be it's extra difficult
#21 Posted by VenomousDragon (846 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby: Well the phrase "dont take it literally" didnt pop out of the ground, so i can see what your getting at.

#22 Posted by Dead_Or_Alive (14 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk & Batman

#23 Posted by Dead_Or_Alive (14 posts) - - Show Bio

with batmans prep him and hulk solo

#24 Posted by Shawnbaby (10591 posts) - - Show Bio
@Dead_Or_Alive said:

Hulk & Batman

its Hulk VS Batman and Hawkeye....
#25 Posted by Dead_Or_Alive (14 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby: oh nm read the op wrong. maybe team 2. the hulks a handful though.

#26 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

@VenomousDragon said:

@blackadamFTW said:

@VenomousDragon said:

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.

Beat me to it

I believe he was being sarcastic.

Hopefully...

No man batman as a spray for any and everything.

Even a spray to bring back his parents?

#27 Posted by VenomousDragon (846 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamFTW: Yep, he just choose not too so he can still be brooding and deep.

#28 Posted by Nefarious (19546 posts) - - Show Bio
@The_Thunderer: I don't think he would have to. Batman can make complicated things look easy. 
 
@Jorgevy: That's a possibility to reminisce about that. 
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#29 Posted by Goku1fan (1263 posts) - - Show Bio

@redbird3rdboywonder said:

This looks like spite

#30 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (2813 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk crushes them. And I don't want any Batman fanboy arguing, understand?

I.A.T.

#31 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (2813 posts) - - Show Bio

@troller said:

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

That won't work. Reed Richards couldn't do it, Bruce couldn't cure himself. What chance does Batman have(They're both smarter than him).

I.A.T.

#32 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14594 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman calls his B.F.F.

#33 Edited by JelloK (12 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is everyone ignoring Hawkeye? LOL.

Hawkeye flies two arrows in Hulk's eyes, piercing his skull, as well as rendering him blind. Then Hulk goes into a blind rage (literally) and fist stomps the floor, knocking Hawkeye and Batman out of balance. Knowing they're usless on the ground, Batman makes an impossible leap of faith and throws some Bat-Grenades towards Hulk. The grenades explode, doing minimal damage to the Hulk, and Hawkeye quickly reloads his bow with a trick arrow, an exploding boxing glove. The impact of the glove doesn't do sh*t to Hulk, but the explosion knocks Hulk to the floor, leaving him dazed for a few seconds. Batman seeks this oppurtunity to wear his brass knuckles and punch Hulk about a dozen times before the brass breaks. Hulk gets hold of Batma and begins crushing him with bare hands. Hawkeye, in the last moment for the sake of saving Batman, lets loose an adamantanium arrow into the Hulk's skull.

Or Hawkeye can shoot Hulk in the eye with a tranquilizer arrow and the Hulk's regeneration skills heal his eye before he completely transforms back to the unconscious Bruce Banner.

#34 Posted by IKnowEverything (359 posts) - - Show Bio

@Petey_is_Spidey said:

@troller said:

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

That won't work. Reed Richards couldn't do it, Bruce couldn't cure himself. What chance does Batman have(They're both smarter than him).

I.A.T.

I was about to say this. lol thanks for doing it for me.

#35 Posted by Kinasin_ (1200 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nefarious said:

Batman solos with 2 hours of prep. He gets Anti-Hulk spray.
#36 Posted by Mad8Baller (494 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman has 2 hours to call for the JLA.
JLA SCREW HULK STOMP!
SPITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#37 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11980 posts) - - Show Bio

Can Alfred make a 2 hour trip to the battle field and bring the metal Superman suit, and the Insider Suit ....

if not, then well .... Darkseid will have some resurrecting to do .....

Hulk wins ....

#38 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: He has 2 hours prep..to do whatever...

#39 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11980 posts) - - Show Bio

In that case, they win .... Thanks to Alfred .....

#40 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: Bruce Banner has prep though...

#41 Posted by TifaLockhart (14044 posts) - - Show Bio

Who needs Bat-shark repellent? In Arkham City, Batman punches out Tiny, Penguin's pet shark.

#42 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17792 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk stomps, people have been looking for a cure for the hulk for years, batman isn't going to do it in 12 hours , nobody knows anything about hulk anymore.... batman and hawkeye ???? really??? Hulk stomps.

#43 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17792 posts) - - Show Bio

@JelloK: im sorry, i don't mean to be an A@# but that whole thing is wrong, hulk would heal in 2 secs before batman could even leap towards , and grenades will not even tickle the hulk, he can resist a nova blast and a ground zero nuke with ease. and though adamantium is strong enough to piece hulk skin, hawkeye dons't have the strength to make the arrow completely price hulks skull. i'm not ignoring hawkeye but hulk is out of his and batman's league

#44 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheAcidSkull: what about if batman gets some outside help?

#45 Posted by LordStoop (514 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk claps his hand and its over. Not enough time for bruce to beat bruce.

#46 Posted by TifaLockhart (14044 posts) - - Show Bio

In all seriousness, does Ollie still have the Phantom Zone Projector Arrow and would he let Bruce borrow it?

Otherwise, the duo is in way over their heads.

#47 Posted by TheSuperHuman (856 posts) - - Show Bio
Team dies.
#48 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (2813 posts) - - Show Bio

@IKnowEverything said:

@Petey_is_Spidey said:

@troller said:

Batman prepares an anti hulk formula, gives it to Hawkeye to shoot into hulk, while Batman distracts him with batarangs and his grappling hook.

Either that or SPITE!!!!

That won't work. Reed Richards couldn't do it, Bruce couldn't cure himself. What chance does Batman have(They're both smarter than him).

I.A.T.

I was about to say this. lol thanks for doing it for me.

You're welcome. :)

I.A.T.

#49 Posted by Bo88gdan (4393 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk

#50 Posted by Phaedrusgr (1671 posts) - - Show Bio

@troller: And Hulk will wait for the arrow...Despite the prep factor, Hulk is too big to lose. Only another serious tank should be able to beat Hulk. Everything else (for me) is bad writing.