Round 1:
Wolverine jumps t'wards Hulk, an' Hulk tries ta backhand him but Wolverine dodges an' slashes Hulk, but then Hulk gets madder an' madder, an' starts healin' his wounds an' he stomps the ground which causes a huge earthquake an' shockwave that smashes Wolverine into a buildin', an' the entire buildin' falls down on Wolverine (thanks to Wolverine's adamantium skeleton an' healin' factor he survives, but he's KO'd an' badly injured. Then Spiderman goes fer Hulk, Hulk tries ta punch Spiderman, but Spidey dodges an' dropkicks Hulk in the backhead, but it doesn't hurt Hulk at all, then Hulk tries ta backhand Spidey, but Spidey dodges, Hulk yells "STAND STILL, LITTLE MAN" an' then Spidey webs Hulk's hands together, but Hulk breaks free, then Hulk thunderclaps Spidey, this KO's Spiey an' also knocks him into a buildin' an' it falls down on him, but Spidey's durability is probably enough to survive the buildin' on top 'a him, but he's beaten.
Round 2:
She-Hulk kicks Hulk at the knee, then punches him in the face an' then roundhouse kicks him in the face, but then Hulk only gets madder an' grabs her an' body slams her to the ground, then he stomps at her backhead which smashes her face deep into the ground, then A-Bomb jumps t'wards Hulk an' tackles him down to the ground, but then Hulk does a battle shout an' punches A-Bomb away from him, then Korg comes, an' She-Hulk slowly gets back up, an' then Korg an' She-Hulk jumps t'wards Hulk, but Hulk thunderclaps 'em away from him, an' this causes a lotta damage to 'em. Then A-Bomb gets back, an' jumps at Hulk's back an' holds his arms an' legs, but then Hulk jumps very high up into the air, then he turns his back on the ground, an' then they fall down an' A-Bomb gets smashed into the ground. Then Hulk wildly punches A-Bomb in the face till he starts bleedin' an' is KO'd. Then Korg an' She-Hulk shows up again, but Hulk grabs Korg, body slams him, an' then he stomps his head into the ground, then he grabs She-Hulk in a bearhug, an' he has gotten a lot madder an' stronger, an' he squeezes as hard as he can, so after 6 seconds She-Hulk's back's broken an' she cant fight. Then Korg slowly gets up, but then Hulk starts punchin' Korg's head down to the ground like a maniac, an' after some punches Korg's KO'd.
Round 3:
Thing is gonna be clobberin'. The others are gonna help too.
Thing goes up ta Hulk an' says "COME'N GET ME, ya blamed, crummy casanova!!!!" an' Hulk yells "RAAAAARRRGH!!!!!! HULK SMASH ROCKMAN'S MOUTH IN!!!!!!". Thing punches Hulk in the gut, then in the face an' then uppercuts him in the chin which knocks him backwards. Hulk says "rock man is STRONG….BUT HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!!!!!" an' then Hulk gets back in an' punches Thing in the gut with an uppercut, an' then hammerfists him in the back so he gets smashed to the ground. Then Thing gets back up an' double uppercut Hulk in the chin, which knocks Hulk back an' down to the ground. Then Hulk's gotten even madder, but that doesn't scare Thing an' Thing says "ya want some, pal? I'm right here" an' Hulk rushes t'wards Thing an' punches him away, but Reed catches Thing, an' Thing says "thanks, pal. But how're we gonna stop him?" Reed says "I got an idea. JOHNNY!!!!! FLY AROUND HIM, AND MAKE HIM RUN OUT OF BREATHE!!!!" an' Johnny says "GOT IT!!!" an' does that, then Reed says "SUE!!!! PUT A FORCE FIELD AROUND HIS HEAD!!!!!" an' she does that, then Reed ties Hulk up, an' Reed says "BEN! HIT HIM!!!!" an' Thing goes up an' hits Hulk an' Hulk's KO'd. That's right, I've been readin' that comic too.
But if they don't play as a team, then Hulk could probably win, but y'know this team's pretty good at teamwork an' are quite versatile, an' Reed is pretty tactical so he'd know what ta do.
But y'know, just fer fun, let's see how Hulk would fare in other rounds:
Round 4:
Cage goes up an' hits Hulk, doesn't do much damage though, an' then Hulk uppercuts Cage with all his might an' KO's him. Then Ms Marvel goes fer Hulk, but Hulk uppercuts her once, this sends her inta space (I aint sayin' he NEEDS ta BFR her, it's just I dunno a pi** about her so I decided that Hulk could just BFR her instead, shouldn't be too hard, I mean she weighs like 124 lbs so a punch from Hulk should send her flyin' as well as injure her). Hulk then does the same ta Wonder Man b'fore he turns into energy form (I dunno a pi** about him either so ye). Then Iron Man starts shootin' Hulk, Hulk jumps t'wards him, but Iron Man dodges, then Hulk thunderclaps him down, then he jumps t'wards Iron Man again, picks Iron Man up an' yells "HULK SMASH!!!!!!" an' starts punchin' Iron Man at the chest like crazy till his suit cracks open, then Hulk tears it even wider open an' punches Stark's non-armored chest an' smashes his chest.
Round 5:
Hulk goes up an' punches Juggernaut, but then Juggernaut grabs Hulk's arm an' body slams Hulk. Then Juggernaut stomps Hulk's face to the ground, picks Hulk up an' punches him into a buildin'. The buildin' falls down on Hulk, but Hulk's durability is enough ta take it. Hulk then breaks out an' yells "DOME-HEAD MAKE HULK MAD!!!! AND THE MADDER HULK GETS, THE STRONGER HULK GETS!!!!!! HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IIIIIIIISSSSS" an' jumps t'wards Juggernaut, Juggy says "nice story. Go be the strongest in China" an' punches Hulk with a haymaker when he's close enough, which knocks Hulk miiiiles back an' causes great damage. Good thing Hulk can leap many miles, so Hulk jumps back an' punches Juggernaut to the ground. Then Hulk starts punchin' him like crazy, but Juggy grabs Hulk's face an' throws him away. Then Juggy rushes t'wards Hulk, grabs him an' does a suplex on him. Then Juggy grabs Hulk's leg an' body slams him, then Juggy thaws him straight up to the sky, then Hulk falls straight down an' when close enough, Juggy uppercuts him, which sends Hulk flyin' straight up to the sky. Then Hulk falls straight down, an' when he has landed, Juggy jumps on top'a him an' stomps him to the ground. Then Hulk backhands Juggernaut away from him. Then Hulk rages t'wards Juggy an' rages in haymakers, an' then throws a straight right at Juggy which knocks him into a buildin', then Juggy comes out an' says "that's a mean cross, pal. But no matter what kinda giant freak ya are, ya cant stop the Juggernaut!!!!" an' rushes t'wards Hulk, Hulk holds him, then let's go 'a him an' pushes him forward, an' Juggy's own unstoppability is turned against him, an' he's BFR'd.
Round 6:
Hulk jumps t'wards Thor, an' grabs his cape, spins him around an' body slams him. Then he tries ta double hammerfist Thor, but Thor throws Mjolnir at Hulk, which knocks him back, an' then Hulk falls down to the ground, with Mjolnir on his chest. He cant move now. Then Thor gets back, picks up Mjolnir an' hammers Hulk to the ground. Then Hulk gets up an' uppercuts Thor, but b'fore Thor can fly into a buildin' or somethin', Hulk quickly grabs his leg an' body slams him. Then Thor bashes Hulk with the Mjolnir a couple 'a times. Then Hulk grabs Thor's hand (the hand Thor's holdin' Mjolnir with) an' makes Thor hit himself with Mjolnir. Then Hulk uppercuts Thor in the gut, an' then hammerfists Thor in the back an' smashes him to the ground. Then Thor says "surrender, Hulk….thy savage fist is not enough to beat one such as Thor!" Hulk says "bah! Thor think he's strong? Without Thor's hammer, Thor is nothing!!!!" an' then he grabs Thor around his throat, an' slams him to the ground, an' then he starts punchin' Hulk's face deeeeeep into the ground. But then Thor double-kicks Hulk away from him. Then Hulk grabs the ground, an' rips up a giant boulder from it, an' tries ta throw it at Thor, but Thor throws Mjolnir at it an' smashes it. Then Hulk jumps t'wards Thor an' tackles him to the ground an' says "HA! Thor's hammer cant help him now!!!!!!" but Thor makes Mjolnir fly back ta him, an' hits Hulk away from him. Thor then says "I shall not be separated from Mjolnir, Hulk. Which thou are about to learn, to thy sorrow" an' flies t'wards Hulk an' tackles him thru buildin's, but then Hulk double hammerfists him to the ground. Thor has dropped Mjolnir, an' Hulk then picks Thor up an' pulls his fist back an' says "HULK WILL SMASH THOR!!!!! WITHOUT THOR'S HAMMER, THOR IS WEAK!!!!!! POWERLESS!!!!!" but then Thor punches Hulk away from him an' says "I disagree, brute. United or separated of Mjolnir, the son of Odin is among the strongest of Asgard" an' pulls Mjoknir back t'wards his hand an' says "but as I said…I shall not be separated of Mjolnir" an' flies t'wards Hulk, an' Hulk says "Thor is stronger than Hulk thought….BUT NO ONE IS STRONGER THAN HULK!!!!!!" an' then he jumps into the air, an' then lands on Thor an' stomps him to the ground. Thor has dropped Mjolnir again, an' Hulk grabs Thor in a bearhug, an' Hulk says "Thor is strong….BUT HULK WILL CRUSH YOU!!!!!". Hulk's rage has increased by a lot, so this bearhug is deadly. After a bit, Thor's back is broken.
Actially Thor could also win that round, but whatever….movin' on.
Round 7:
Gladiator at 100% confidence? Uh-oh.
Bill hits Hulk in the face with Stormbreaker a few times, but Hulk punches Bill away from him. Gladiator then tells Bill "do not fear, Bill. I shall take care of this abomination" an' then Gladiator grabs Hulk, flies up into the air an' starts bearhuggin' Hulk, after a bit Hulk's back's broken.
Let's continue to see how he'd fare in the remaining' rounds.
Round 8:
Hulk grabs Thanos an' bdoy slams him, then he stomps his face to the ground, picks him up, punches him in the gut, body slams him again, then Thanos gets up an' is pi**ed, then Hulk tries ta punch him again, but Thanos yells "ENOUGH!!!!!" an' knee kicks Hulk in the gut, then he punches Hulk in the face, then grabs him an' does a suplex on Hulk. Then Thanos says "you insignificant, worthless lout! How DARE you assault one such as Thanos?!" Then he grabs Hulk's backhead an' face-plants Hulk's face into the ground five times, an' then he picks him up with his right hand an' charges his energy manipulation in his left fist an' punches Hulk in the gut several times. Thanos says "this is DISAPPOINTING!" an' then roundhouse kicks Hulk into a truck, an' the truck gets knocked back an' falls down. Thanos then walks t'wards Hulk, an' Thanos says "I thought your physical strength was greater than this, beast…" an' then Hulk goes up an' tries ta punch Thanos, but Thanos blocks, an' grabs Hulk's throat an' lifts him up an' says "but what else can I expect….from a mere Earthling" an' then he starts stranglin' Hulk, but Hulk double-kicks Thanos away. Then Hulk jumps t'wards Thanos, but Thanos pim* smacks Hulk to the ground an' says "this brutishness and barbarism is beneath one such as Thanos. But consider yourself lucky….for I shall keep you as my trophy" an' uses his matter manipulation an' turns Hulk to stone.
As I said, let's keep seein' how Hulk would fare in the remainin' rounds.
Bonus round:
Gladiator grabs his throat an' starts stranglin' him an' punches him in the face at the same time. Hulk dies.
I aint hatin' on Hulk or somethin', obviously…I love Hulk. This is what I think would happen.
DEAL WITH IT
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