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Bane pumps up on Venom, then rushes t'wards Juggernaut an' says "your blood will run at my hand, fool!" an' punches Juggernaut, but Juggernaut doesn't get hurt at all an' Bane pulverized every bone in his fist. Juggernaut says "wuzzat supposed ta tickle, pal? Cuz not even that seemed ta work out for ya" an' then Juggernaut punches Bane in the face an' literally smashes his skull ta bits an' kills Bane. Then Luke Cage goes fer Solomon Grundy, an' punches him in the face, but Grundy doesn't get hurt an' says "little man cant hurt Grundy! BUT NOW GRUNDY HURT LITTLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!" an' grabs Cage in a bearhug, an' after 4 seconds he literally snaps 'im in two pieces. Cage is dead. Now Hulk goes for Grundy an' says "ZOMBIE MAN STRONG, BUT HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS, NOW HULK SMASH!!!!!!!" an' uppercuts Grundy, an' sends 'im flyin' thru several buildin's. Then Hulk jumps t'wards Grundy, but then Grundy gets up, grabs Hulk an' body slams him an' says "GREEN MAN MAKE GRUNDY MAD!!!!! GREEN MAN NO LIKE GRUNDY WHEN GRUNDY MAD!!!!!! NOW GRUNDY CRUSH!!!!!!!!" an' then Juggernaut comes outta nowhere an' tackles both Grundy an' Hulk, which knocks 'em back a bit an' down, an' Juggy says "AW, ZIP IT, YA BRAIN-DEAD FREAKS! "Smash this, crush that" AINT'CHA GOT NOTHIN' BETTER TA SAY, YA STUPID-OOOFFF!!!!!!!" an' Hulk punched Juggy in the gut, an' Hulk says "DOME-HEAD INSULT HULK???!!! NOW HULK SMASH YOU!!!!!!" an' Grundy comes outta nowhere an' punches Hulk into a buildin' with a straight right, an' says "NO!!!!!! ONLY GRUNDY CRUSH DOME-HEAD!!!!!!" an' the buildin' falls down on Hulk. Then Deadpool comes from behind an' shoots Grundy in the back an' does weird gun noises with his mouth, but Grundy doesn't get hurt an' says "HUH?! RED MAN SHOOT GRUNDY??????!!!!!!!! GRUNDY IS MAD NOW!!!!!!!! AND WHEN GRUNDY IS MAD, GRUNDY CRUSH!!!!!!! GRUNDY CRUUUUUUUU-AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!" an' Juggernaut punches Grundy with a straight right an' says "sure thing, pal, lemme help ya with that" an' Grundy is flyin' t'wards Deadpool, an' then Grundy an' Deadpool gets smashed thru several buildin's. Then when they've landed, every bone in Deadpool's body is broken, an' Grundy is hurt but he aint very injured. Then Grundy says "dome-head hit Grundy....Grundy is mad now.... Grundy must crush dome-head....but first Grundy crush YOU, RED FACE!!!!!" an' punches Deadpool in the face an' smashes his skull ta bits, then he tears Deadpool's already broken spine outta his body an' then rips 'im apart literally. Then Thing rushes t'wards Grundy an' says "pick on someone yer own size, ya blamed Hulk wanna-be!" an' then punches Grundy in the face, then in the gut, an' then in the face again. Grundy says "RRRRRRRAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!! STUPID ROCK MAN IS HURTING GRUNDY!!!!!!! HURTING GRUNDY ONLY MAKES GRUNDY MAD, AND WHEN GRUNDY IS MAD GRUNDY CRUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!!!!!!" an' punches Thing with a haymaker, an' sends 'im flyin' into a buildin', an' the buildin' falls down on 'im. Grundy then says "HA! EVERYBODY WEAK!!!!!! EVERYBODY PUNY!!!!!!!! IS ONLY GRUNDY STRONG?! GRUNDY WANT STRONG FIGHT!!!!! GRUNDY WANT TO CRUSH STRONG FIGHT!!!!!!" an' then Hulk jumps back in action an' says "DID ZOMBIE MAN JUST CALL HULK WEAK AND PUNY??!?!?!?!?!?!?! HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" an' punches Grundy with a straight right, an' Grundy gets smashed into a buildin', an' the buildin' falls down on him. Then Wolverine comes outta nowhere an' stabs Hulk in his left trapezius from behind, an' Hulk screams in pain, an' then says "LITTLE MAN???!!!! IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME!!!!!!! HULK HATE LITTLE MAN, AND THUS HULK MUST SMASH HIM!!!!!!!" an' Wolverine says "yer welcome ta try, bub!" an' then jumps t'wards Hulk, an' Hulk tries ta punch him with a haymaker, but misses, an' Wolverine stabs Hulk's right forearm, Hulk screams in pain, but he's gettin' mad, an' his powers are increasin'. Then Hulk's healin' factor has already fully healed his wounds, an' Hulk yells "NOW HULK SMASH!!!!!!!" an' thunderclaps Wolverine, an' that thunderclap sends Logan flyin' into a buildin', his eardrums popped, he started bleedin' like crazy an' the buildin's fallin' down, but b'fore the buildin' falls down on him Hulk runs at ridiculous speeds an' tackles Wolverine thru the buildin' b'fore it falls down on him, then he grabs Wolverine's head an' literally tears it off. Hulk then says "RAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!! HULK HAS NOW SMASHED LITTLE MAN!!!!!!!" an' then Thing has finally digged himself outta the wreckage an' rushes t'wards Hulk an' taps on his shoulder from behind, an' then Hulk looks back an' Thing punches him in the face, knockin' Hulk backwards, but Hulk smashes his feet into the ground so he stops. Hulk says "ROCK MAN HIT HULK???!!!! NOW HULK HIT ROCK-MAN BACK, AND WHAT HULK HITS HULK SMASHES!!!!!!!!!" an' Hulk runs t'wards Thing at incredible speed, an' he punches Thing with a haymaker, which knocks Thing thru several buildin's. Hulk says "HULK SMASH ROCK MAN!!!!!! AND HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!!!!" then Grundy is back an' charges t'wards Hulk an' says "NO!!!!!!! STUPID GREEN MAN IS NOT STRONG!!!!!!!! GRUNDY IS STRONG, AND NOW GRUNDY CRUSH!!!!!!!" an' punches Hulk with an uppercut, an' Hulk gets sent flyin' t'wards Thing an' Thing says "sweet Petunia...just wait till I get ma paws on that crummy-" an' Thing sees a huge shadow beneath him an' says "aw now what" an' Hulk lands on Thing. Hulk then says "OW...THAT HURT!!!!!! HULK MUST SMASH STUPID ZOMBIE MAN!!!!!!! WAIT...WHAT DID HULK LAND ON?!" an' looks beneath him an' sees Thing, an' Thing says "ouch" an' Hulk says "HAHAHAHA!!!!!! MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR ZOMBIE MAN AFTER ALL!!!!!! HE HELPED HULK SMASH ROCK MAN!!!!!!!" an' then Hulk grabs Thing's face an' snaps his neck with a sudden twist, so hard Thing unfortunately dies. Hulk then says "ZOMBIE MAN HELPED HULK SMASH...BUT NOW HULK MUST SMASH ZOMBIE MAN ANYWAY!!!" an' jumps t'wards Grundy. Hulk says "NOW HULK SMA-" an' Grundy punches Hulk with a backhand an' says "SHUT UP, GREEN MAN!!!!! GRUNDY IS TIRED OF GREEN MAN NOW, GRUNDY MUST CRUSH!!!!!!!" an' Hulk gets sent flyin' into a buildin', an' the buildin' falls down on 'im. Then Rhino charges t'wards Grundy an' says "let's see ya do that ta ME, ya overgrown, brain-dead zombie!" an' Grundy grabs Rhino an' says "HORN-HEAD ATTACK GRUNDY??!! GRUNDY CRUSH!!!!!" an' grabs Rhino in a bearhug, an' squeezes as hard as he can, an' then after 5 seconds Rhino's back is broken, an' after 6 more second he's broken in half, literally. Then Juggy just looks at 'em an' thinks for himself "sheez, someone really gotta shut these freaks up! An' that's gonna be..." an' Venom then webs Juggy's back an' Juggy shouts "WHAT???!!" an' looks behind him an' sees Venom there, an' he says "we will destroy you!!!" but then Juggy grabs the web an' violently pulls Venom down an' closer an' says "yer welcome ta try pal" an' then Juggy grabs Venom's throat, an' since Juggy's hands are so massive, only two fingers are needed, an' they alone go all around Venom's neck, then Juggy squeezes an' literally squashes Venom's throat. Brock aint no more, an' the symbiote tries ta retreat, but Juggy starts thunderclappin' the symbiote like crazy, an' it screws the symbiote up, but then Hulk's back an' comes outta nowhere an' picks Juggernaut up an' says "DOME-HEAD STOP SMASH GOO-FACE!!!!!! FIGHT HULK!!!!! HULK SMASH!!!!!" an' Juggernaut says "gladly, yer poundin' is long overdue anyway!" an' backhands Hulk to the ground, an' Hulk loses his grip. The symbiote retreats. Then Juggernaut grabs Hulk's throat an' picks him up, gettin' ready ta punch him in the face, but then Hulkbuster Iron Man comes from behind an' tackles Juggernaut to the ground. Then Juggernaut "why you lil'...." an' grabs Hulkbuster Ironman an' throws him away, but Hulkbuster Ironman flies back while still in the air, but then Juggy grabs his leg an' body slams him. But then Grundy comes outta nowhere an' backhands Juggernaut an' sends him flyin' thru a buildin'. Then Grundy rushes t'wards Hulkbuster Ironman an' says "STUPID DOME-HEAD NO CRUSH METAL-FACE!!!!!! METAL-FACE ONLY GET CRUSHED BY GRUNDY!!!!!!!!!!!" an' then Hulkbuster Ironman punches Grundy in the face, Grundy gets hurt by gets madder an' grabs Hulkbuster Ironman an' says "YOU MAKE GRUNDY MAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!! NOW GRUNDY CRUSH!!!!!!!!!" an' body slams Hulkbuster Ironman, an' then he punches Hulkbuster Ironman in the face like crazy, an' then he double hammerfists 'im in the face an' then the Hulkbuster suit cracks open around the head an Grundy tears it even wider open, an' then he punches Stark in his non-armored face an' smashes his skull ta bits. Grundy then says "RAAAAAAAWWWRRRR!!!!!!!! GRUNDY CRUSH!!!!!!!". Then Man-Thing shows up behind Grundy an' Grundy is like "eh? Why is stupid swamp-face starring at Grundy?! ANSWER!!!!!!! GRUNDY WANT ANSWER!!!!!!!!! OK SWAMP-FACE NOT ANSWER, BUT NOW GRUNDY CRUSH STUPID SWAMP-FACE!!!!!!!" an' punches Man-Thing in the face, an' then swamp-goo's goin' all over the place an' Grundy says "heh. Grundy crush swamp-face" but then Man-Thing's head re-forms an' Grundy shouts "WHAT???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? GRUNDY NOT CRUSH SWAMP-FACE????!!!!!!!" an' then he punches him like crazy with haymakers, backhands, straights, both single an' double hammerfists, hooks an' uppercuts. Then Man-Thing has turned inta a huge swamp-stain on the ground an' Grundy says "stupid swamp-face made Grundy MAD....and Grundy then crushed him. Grundy proud" but then Man-Thing re-forms an' Grundy said "WHAT?!?!!! SWAMP-FACE BACK???!!!! WHY IS SWAMP-FACE NOT CRUSHED??!?!!!" an' then Swamp-Thing shows up from behind an' Grundy says "ANOTHER SWAMP-FACE??!!! MUST GRUNDY CRUSH BOTH??!!!" an' then he starts punchin' both like crazy, but they keep reformin', an' Grundy dunno when ta quit, so Grundy just keeps punchin' both, without nothin' happenin'. Then Hulk says "stupid zombie man try to smash swamp-faces?! Stupid zombie face, Hulk will smash swamp-faces and THEN smash ZOMBIE MAN!!!!!" an' Juggy's back an' says "I wouldn't be so sure, ugly!" an' has his force-field up an' rushes t'wards Hulk, an' then charges at 'im an' then keeps movin' both him an' Hulk forward an' doesn't stop, an' then they keep movin' for a looong time.
Basically a stalemate between Juggernaut, Hulk, Grundy, Man-Thing, Swamp-Thing an' Deadpool (cuz OP says fight to the death. If it wasn't to the death then it might'a been different, an' the only reason Deadpool got in the stalemate is cuz ye he can get beaten into a pulp but y'know his healin' factor is pretty overpowered).
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