How would you go about destroying the world?

So basically what you have to do here is destroy the world. There will some time limits and resource limits, but you would still probably have enough

Rules

-2 years to create the world destruction plan and start it, if it is a chain reaction type, or something that takes long, like extinction by volcanic cloud

-You will get 2 trillion dollars to spend

-If you are failing, you may call Lex Luthor to help you, but only if you see your plan failing

-Death by gravity machine is allowed, but only to call down a meteor.

-No stupid things that wouldn't really destroy the world, but dividing by zero does count, so no like stupid things like cross M&Ms' with Skittles. But unleashing bloodlusted Superman is an option, or any bloodlusted superhero

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And with that finished, let me ask you. How would you go about destroying the world?

buy DC and Marvel comics.

have a canon orgy consists of Batman, Superman, Wolverine and Spider-Man.

Have multiple world leaders assassinated and have other leading countries framed.

Skynet

Ultron

Brainiac

/thread

Kamehaha

@russellmania77: No stupid things

I would plant launch missles to every major country in the world. Then, threaten to send more unless they agreed to announce me king of the world. Then, when I`m king of the world, I`ll use all that money to create the ultimate nuclear bomb. I`ll get to a safe distance and activate the bomb. Then, everyone`s dead except me.

I'd pay a lot of guys to infiltrate in the Batcave and steal all Batman's money... Then pay him with all the money and let him do it for me... I mean, he's Batman.

@symbioticspider-man: But you will have to build a rocket that will go to either Mars or The Moon to actually escape the blast, and since the Moon is uninhabitable, unfortunately, Mars is uninhabitable too, so no no, sir. Also, you are going to have to either build or steal the nukes from a nuke infested country (say America). And say I made Mars habitable and you had an infinite supply of food and water so you could actually destroy the world. Fine, how about never seeing night again because Mars takes forever to turn once on its axis, or be forever alone and then kill yourself because of the loneliness. Also, you will have to drink a lot of water to survive on the heat of Mars, and that leads to another problem, overhydration. That plan is going to burn and fail, even with the time and money I gave you.

Do nothing. We're already doing a good enough job of it.

Tell our alien over lords we're going to stop making ice cream because that's basically the only reason they're keeping us alive. Aliens love ice cream.

@full123: But. But but but. If Lex Luthor really exists, that mean anything can happen. If Superman exists, then anything can happen. Hell, I could gain magic Martian powers if I travel to Mars.

Well this should be easy.

Start dumping tons of nuclear waste into the oceans, while at the same time inciting nuclear war between the powers. Shouldent be many people after that.

@full123: its not stupid

@russellmania77: I didn't say it was, but it didn't make sense.

You know what I woulda done?

I woulda thrown a Batarang at it.

GG world.

Jmarshmallow

@full123: Do you even logic bro?

Not kill all humans.

I would vote for Obama. /thread

I would create a self sustaining airborne virus. If you breath air you will die eventually.

Buy a couple of nukes. Explode one in the atmosphere and simultaneously explode the two polar caps with the remaining nukes.

"Dear Putin,

Up Yours.

Sincerely, Obama"

I was going to say something comic-related and snarky, but nah. Too easy.

Build a space-ship to set off a missile that will bring a large enough meteor to come in contact with Earth. Heck, there might be one on the way already. Most likely scenario. Like the movie Bruce Willis, Ben Aflleck and Liv Tyler were in, but in reverse.

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Create a way to detonate all nuclear warheads at the same time.

I would embezzle political pac funding and secretly institute athiest world leaders in USA, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Isreal and Iran and let them destroy themselves.

Create a deadly infectious bacteria that spreads all over the world and kills everybody.

It worked for me before.

Killing all humans or actually destroying the physical planet?

Easy. I build a time machine, go back in time to the dinosaurs age, step on a leaf, or a bug, and boom world deastroyed. Or build a hydrogen bomb.

The world as in the physical planet, also, leave no survivors

Become president of the U.S. or Russia. Get missile codes. Send one nuke to Russia. Destroy all their allies, save some nukes to finish off Russia after they attack us.

Have it play out like that movie with Morgan Freeman and Ben Afflek only it wouldn't be a setup so they can't stop it.