How many ways can Green Goblin beat the Joker.

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#1  Edited By Phorqe

I'll start:

1, Joker gets his ass pumpkin bombed, ya head?

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#2  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Ok, Goblin punches Joker's head off.

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#3  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

Goblin stuffs a pumpkin bomb into his rectum

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#4  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Gobby tapes 4 pumpkin bombs to his pelvis.

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#5  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

He snaps his neck

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#6  Edited By Eternal Chaos

He rips his jaw off.

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#7  Edited By Mr. Ubiquitous

LOL

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#8  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Mr. Ubiquitous says:

"LOL"

Great Idea, he makes the Joker laugh so much he catches a heart attack.

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#9  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

Eviscerate him with a sharp object

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#10  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Kick his chest in.

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#11  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

Break every single bone in his body

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#12  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Stab him with his glider

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#13  Edited By Valkaad

Swoops in with his glider picks him up by his head and deposits him into a volcano.

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#14  Edited By Shazam (Lord M.)

curbstomp him <.<

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#15  Edited By Apparition

Valkaad says:

"Swoops in with his glider picks him up by his head and deposits him into a volcano."

same except instead of a volcano, he drops him on the bat signal to show batman how to get rid of a minor nuisance.

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#16  Edited By Vrakmul

He drops an atom bomb on him. Or he puts him in a nuclear reactor.

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#17  Edited By Phorqe

Apparition says:

"Valkaad says:
"Swoops in with his glider picks him up by his head and deposits him into a volcano."

same except instead of a volcano, he drops him on the bat signal to show batman how to get rid of a minor nuisance."

I like the way you think.

Another one, Goblin shoots a saw blade at him and cuts off his leg.

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#18  Edited By Superkitty  Online

He becomes "good" for a while, then teams up with Batman.

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#19  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

He pulls Joker out of his skin

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#20  Edited By Phorqe

He rips off Joker's arms and beats him with them. Goblin brakes both Joker's legs using his own severed arms. Then Goblin kicks his head off.

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#21  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Goblin plays "Wack a Joke"

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#22  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

Goblin uses a bat to hit a home run using Joker's head as a ball (still attached to his body)

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#23  Edited By Vrakmul

The Green Goblin steals a B-52 Stratofortress Bomber and drops 80 tons of smart bombs on joker and gotham city obliterating both.

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#24  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Green Goblin makes Joker talk to Gambit0 and Soundwave until he gets sick of them and commits suicide.

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#25  Edited By Apparition

soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back.

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#26  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Apparition says:

"soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back."

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#27  Edited By Vrakmul

Green goblin strikes a deal with megatron and Megatron blasts Joker apart with his mountain leveling fusion cannon blast.

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#28  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Goblin resurrects Godzilla and fires away.

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#29  Edited By Vrakmul

Goblin asks unicron to kill joker and unicron squishes in between his fingers.

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#30  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him.

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#31  Edited By Vrakmul

Goblin gets in a m1a2 abrahms tank and blasts joker to hell with the 120mm cannon.

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#32  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Goblin makes a fighter plane with 2 40. millimeter vulcan cannons and has target practice.

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#33  Edited By Vrakmul

The green goblin takes the allies Weather control device. The rest involves Joker getting struck by lightning and hail and the occaisonal trailer.

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#34  Edited By Vrakmul

Goblin takes joker back during 1941 and says that the joker is a jew. The rest is too horrible to describe.

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#35  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Goblin grows a funny mustache, ties Joker to set of rails and lets a train run him over.

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#36  Edited By Lantern Prime

Eternal Chaos says:

"Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him."

Goglin will get his ass killed my friend!

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#37  Edited By Vrakmul

Goblin puts straps joker on to the "Fat man" atom bomb back in 1945. needless to say all that will be left of joker is an etchement of his shadow on the asphalt.

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#38  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Lantern Prime says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him."
Goglin will get his ass killed my friend!"

I thought you were never coming back? Why did you?

Goblin buries Joker alive.

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#39  Edited By Phorqe

Goblin pimp slaps the Joker. Goblin ties up Joker's arms and legs, strings him upside down and tells some kids he's a pinata. Goblin then hands the kids a spiked bat.

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#40  Edited By Lantern Prime

Eternal Chaos says:

"Lantern Prime says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him."
Goglin will get his ass killed my friend!"
I thought you were never coming back? Why did you? Goblin buries Joker alive."

Whats her name got me back into it by talking.

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Apparition says:

"soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back."

Oh my god i'm so happy right now.

Anyway, Green Goblin could never beat the Joker, it's not like he has enchanced strength, or like really good technology or bombs or anything is it?

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#42  Edited By Vrakmul

Terminal Velocity says:

"Apparition says:
"soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back."
Oh my god i'm so happy right now. Anyway, Green Goblin could never beat the Joker, it's not like he has enchanced strength, or like really good technology or bombs or anything is it?"

Lol you are such a joker.

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GG snaps Joker's neck.
GG throws him through a glass window making him uglier than he already is, and then having his glider pierce his heart.

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#44  Edited By claws

throws him off an building
stabs him with his glider
snap his neck

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#45  Edited By The Rookie

its him with a hadouken

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He paralyzes the Joker leaving him to die with a bomb to go off mocking him that Batman never laughed at his jokes because he sucks at being funny, and he's the biggest disgrace to clowns everywhere, and they voted him as the worst clown of all time.  Oh one more thing he also tells him the robot clown in Happy Gilmore will also be funnier than him, and he was able to make lots of people laugh with minimum effort with one appearnce, while Joker failed more than a thousand times trying to hard.

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Green Goblin throws him off a building.

Green Goblin puts him in the back of a garbage truck where he is crushed making Joker uglier than he already is.

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#48  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

Goblin takes a razor-bat in one hand and slowly skins Joker alive one inch at a time

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Green Goblin plays a tape of himself telling how much he sucks at being funny, is ugly, is gay for Batman, can only make himself laugh while being frozen up to his neck, and dynamite set to go off.

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Green Goblin ties him up, and drops a car on him.