How many ways can Green Goblin beat the Joker. - Battles

#1 Posted by Phorqe (2110 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

I'll start:

1, Joker gets his ass pumpkin bombed, ya head?

#2 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Ok, Goblin punches Joker's head off.

#3 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44309 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin stuffs a pumpkin bomb into his rectum

#4 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Gobby tapes 4 pumpkin bombs to his pelvis.

#5 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44309 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

He snaps his neck

#6 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

He rips his jaw off.

#7 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1032 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

LOL

#8 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Mr. Ubiquitous says:

"LOL"

Great Idea, he makes the Joker laugh so much he catches a heart attack.

#9 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44309 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Eviscerate him with a sharp object

#10 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Kick his chest in.

#11 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44309 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Break every single bone in his body

#12 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Stab him with his glider

#13 Posted by Valkaad (2589 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Swoops in with his glider picks him up by his head and deposits him into a volcano.

#14 Posted by Shazam (Lord M.) (640 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

curbstomp him <.<

#15 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Valkaad says:

"Swoops in with his glider picks him up by his head and deposits him into a volcano."

same except instead of a volcano, he drops him on the bat signal to show batman how to get rid of a minor nuisance.

#16 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

He drops an atom bomb on him. Or he puts him in a nuclear reactor.

#17 Posted by Phorqe (2110 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"Valkaad says:
"Swoops in with his glider picks him up by his head and deposits him into a volcano."
same except instead of a volcano, he drops him on the bat signal to show batman how to get rid of a minor nuisance."

I like the way you think.

Another one, Goblin shoots a saw blade at him and cuts off his leg.

#18 Posted by Superkitty (1057 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

He becomes "good" for a while, then teams up with Batman.

#19 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44309 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

He pulls Joker out of his skin

#20 Posted by Phorqe (2110 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

He rips off Joker's arms and beats him with them. Goblin brakes both Joker's legs using his own severed arms. Then Goblin kicks his head off.

#21 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin plays "Wack a Joke"

#22 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44309 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin uses a bat to hit a home run using Joker's head as a ball (still attached to his body)

#23 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

The Green Goblin steals a B-52 Stratofortress Bomber and drops 80 tons of smart bombs on joker and gotham city obliterating both.

#24 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Green Goblin makes Joker talk to Gambit0 and Soundwave until he gets sick of them and commits suicide.

#25 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back.

#26 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back."

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#27 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Green goblin strikes a deal with megatron and Megatron blasts Joker apart with his mountain leveling fusion cannon blast.

#28 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin resurrects Godzilla and fires away.

#29 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin asks unicron to kill joker and unicron squishes in between his fingers.

#30 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him.

#31 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin gets in a m1a2 abrahms tank and blasts joker to hell with the 120mm cannon.

#32 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin makes a fighter plane with 2 40. millimeter vulcan cannons and has target practice.

#33 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

The green goblin takes the allies Weather control device. The rest involves Joker getting struck by lightning and hail and the occaisonal trailer.

#34 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin takes joker back during 1941 and says that the joker is a jew. The rest is too horrible to describe.

#35 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin grows a funny mustache, ties Joker to set of rails and lets a train run him over.

#36 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him."

Goglin will get his ass killed my friend!

#37 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin puts straps joker on to the "Fat man" atom bomb back in 1945. needless to say all that will be left of joker is an etchement of his shadow on the asphalt.

#38 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Lantern Prime says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him."
Goglin will get his ass killed my friend!"

I thought you were never coming back? Why did you?

Goblin buries Joker alive.

#39 Posted by Phorqe (2110 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin pimp slaps the Joker. Goblin ties up Joker's arms and legs, strings him upside down and tells some kids he's a pinata. Goblin then hands the kids a spiked bat.

#40 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Lantern Prime says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"Goblin takes control of Mecha King Ghidorah and fries him."
Goglin will get his ass killed my friend!"
I thought you were never coming back? Why did you? Goblin buries Joker alive."

Whats her name got me back into it by talking.

#41 Posted by Terminal Velocity (583 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back."

Oh my god i'm so happy right now.

Anyway, Green Goblin could never beat the Joker, it's not like he has enchanced strength, or like really good technology or bombs or anything is it?

#42 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Terminal Velocity says:

"Apparition says:
"soundwave left today. he said he's never coming back."
Oh my god i'm so happy right now. Anyway, Green Goblin could never beat the Joker, it's not like he has enchanced strength, or like really good technology or bombs or anything is it?"

Lol you are such a joker.

#43 Posted by Firestormnuclerman (2097 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

GG snaps Joker's neck.
GG throws him through a glass window making him uglier than he already is, and then having his glider pierce his heart.

#44 Posted by claws (5062 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

throws him off an building
stabs him with his glider
snap his neck

#45 Posted by The Rookie (3126 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

its him with a hadouken

#46 Posted by Firestormnuclerman (2097 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

He paralyzes the Joker leaving him to die with a bomb to go off mocking him that Batman never laughed at his jokes because he sucks at being funny, and he's the biggest disgrace to clowns everywhere, and they voted him as the worst clown of all time. Oh one more thing he also tells him the robot clown in Happy Gilmore will also be funnier than him, and he was able to make lots of people laugh with minimum effort with one appearnce, while Joker failed more than a thousand times trying to hard.

#47 Posted by Firestormnuclerman (2097 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

Green Goblin throws him off a building.

Green Goblin puts him in the back of a garbage truck where he is crushed making Joker uglier than he already is.

#48 Posted by Lunacyde (16454 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

Goblin takes a razor-bat in one hand and slowly skins Joker alive one inch at a time

#49 Posted by Firestormnuclerman (2097 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

Green Goblin plays a tape of himself telling how much he sucks at being funny, is ugly, is gay for Batman, can only make himself laugh while being frozen up to his neck, and dynamite set to go off.

#50 Posted by Firestormnuclerman (2097 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

Green Goblin ties him up, and drops a car on him.