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#1 Posted by i_like_swords (12585 posts) - - Show Bio

I remember I took some online test. You put in your physical stats and other information, and it estimates how many bloodlusted 5 year olds it would take to kill you..

So. Here are the settings:

- Batman is Pre-52.

- Standard gear for Batman. 5 year olds are unarmed.

- Batman is morals off.

- Fight takes place in a large gymnasium. There is an unlimited army of 5 year olds pouring through one set of double doors, and one fire exit.

- Batman may not leave or otherwise stray out of the Gymnasium. He must stand and fight the armies.

- The 5 year olds are fully bloodlusted, and trying to kill Batman. Let's say Batman knocked over their lego.

- A mix of male and female 5 year olds, if it makes any difference.

How many does it take to kill Batman?

#2 Edited by Thedarklordpandamonium (4825 posts) - - Show Bio

The website says batman could take 38.

#3 Posted by heymanjack (716 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you trying to get your account banned or something?

#4 Posted by Racob7 (5205 posts) - - Show Bio

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#5 Posted by Frocharocha (2175 posts) - - Show Bio

I would say some thousands. ^^^^^^

#6 Posted by KingOfAsh (3495 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by i_like_swords (12585 posts) - - Show Bio

The website says batman could take 38.

Link me to it? Remember it doesn't account for his skills and tech.

Are you trying to get your account banned or something?

Not really, no. Why would I be?

#8 Posted by 14NC3 (1720 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by i_like_swords (12585 posts) - - Show Bio

I once made a thread like this back when I first joined up. Thor vs A Hundred Thousand Million Billion Trillion Stormtroopers. It was locked pretty quickly.

Well considering that isn't a real number, and they can't actually hurt Thor, I'd say it isn't really comparable to my battle. If the mods think it needs to be locked they'll lock it. For the time being, leave an opinion.

#10 Posted by Black_Arrow (2407 posts) - - Show Bio

@i_like_swords: they are human? If they are kryptonian 2 or 1 will make the job?

#11 Edited by Wolverine08 (38029 posts) - - Show Bio

Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#12 Posted by i_like_swords (12585 posts) - - Show Bio

@black_arrow: Eh, yeah they're human. Why would they be Kryptonian?

#13 Edited by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

They couldn't, I don't think blood lusted 5 year olds could even kill me let alone him. They don't have the power to cause any damage, apart from to his eyes- which they couldn't reach.

#14 Edited by i_like_swords (12585 posts) - - Show Bio

@ssjlozza: You don't think you or Batman would ever eventually become tired after fighting so many of them?

#15 Posted by Gold_Kitsune (204 posts) - - Show Bio

@kingofash: That thread was great! People have no scene of humor.

#16 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say 145

#17 Posted by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

@i_like_swords:

Perhaps, but as I say they couldn't do any major damage, unless of course you mean when we literally pass out, in that case a few hundred for me, and a few thousand for him.

#18 Posted by Dextersinister (5674 posts) - - Show Bio

The answer to this morbid question is how many it takes to fill up a gymnasium

#19 Edited by Sama_el (169 posts) - - Show Bio

The answer to this morbid question is how many it takes to fill up a gymnasium

I was gonna say that :C

#20 Edited by JohnnyZ256 (2126 posts) - - Show Bio

@i_like_swords:

Of course that's a real number! I believe it's equal to 100 nonillion, though without looking it up I could be wrong.

#21 Edited by RetardRobot (182 posts) - - Show Bio

To be honest, I'd say about 2000.

#22 Posted by nickzambuto (12656 posts) - - Show Bio

They can't even hurt Batman, so it'll take a sufficient supply to last several weeks until he simply starves to death.

#23 Posted by MonsterStomp (15193 posts) - - Show Bio

They can't even hurt Batman, so it'll take a sufficient supply to last several weeks until he simply starves to death.

He'll dehydrate to death before he starves to death.

#24 Posted by nickzambuto (12656 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

They can't even hurt Batman, so it'll take a sufficient supply to last several weeks until he simply starves to death.

He'll dehydrate to death before he starves to death.

But he's Batman.

#25 Posted by RetardRobot (182 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@nickzambuto said:

They can't even hurt Batman, so it'll take a sufficient supply to last several weeks until he simply starves to death.

He'll dehydrate to death before he starves to death.

But he's Batman.

Cannibalism.

#26 Edited by MonsterStomp (15193 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@nickzambuto said:

They can't even hurt Batman, so it'll take a sufficient supply to last several weeks until he simply starves to death.

He'll dehydrate to death before he starves to death.

But he's Batman.

I guess everything isn't what it seems then. Maybe he gets blind to death.

#27 Edited by Perethorn (3212 posts) - - Show Bio

An unlimited amount of 5 years means that Batman will be very busy. A boy could sneak out and stab Batman with a fork, kick him in the nuts and then the army of kids will proceed and start eating Batman until no bone is remaining.

#28 Edited by nickzambuto (12656 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@monsterstomp said:

@nickzambuto said:

They can't even hurt Batman, so it'll take a sufficient supply to last several weeks until he simply starves to death.

He'll dehydrate to death before he starves to death.

But he's Batman.

I guess everything isn't what it seems then. Maybe he gets blind to death.

I don't think the 5 year olds are smart enough to try that, and if they are, I don't think they can break through Batman's cowl lenses.

@nickzambuto said:

@monsterstomp said:

@nickzambuto said:

They can't even hurt Batman, so it'll take a sufficient supply to last several weeks until he simply starves to death.

He'll dehydrate to death before he starves to death.

But he's Batman.

Cannibalism.

Good point. Looks like it'll number into the hundreds of millions until Batman literally dies of old age. That's kinda tragic lol

#29 Edited by Ratatat (697 posts) - - Show Bio

R.I.P the battle forums

#30 Edited by Thedarklordpandamonium (4825 posts) - - Show Bio

Good point. Looks like it'll number into the hundreds of millions until Batman literally dies of old age. That's kinda tragic lol

Assuming Batman kills 1 kid a second and would last for say...30 years?

946,700,000 5-year-olds.

#31 Posted by i_like_swords (12585 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Good point. Looks like it'll number into the hundreds of millions until Batman literally dies of old age. That's kinda tragic lol

Assuming Batman kills 1 kid a second and would last for say...30 years?

946,700,000 5-year-olds.

I love the way this thread has gone so far. Keep it up.

#32 Posted by dakkad00d (119 posts) - - Show Bio

Enough to fill the building and have Batman unable to move.

#33 Posted by nickzambuto (12656 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Good point. Looks like it'll number into the hundreds of millions until Batman literally dies of old age. That's kinda tragic lol

Assuming Batman kills 1 kid a second and would last for say...30 years?

946,700,000 5-year-olds.

He'll still need to sleep and perform other bodily functions, so one kid per second nonstop for thirty years is a little-

Why the hell are we debating this?

#34 Posted by Thedarklordpandamonium (4825 posts) - - Show Bio

He'll still need to sleep and perform other bodily functions, so one kid per second nonstop for thirty years is a little-

Why the hell are we debating this?

pls nick

pls

it's BATMAN.

But to lowball it let's say he can only go for a week straight.

That's 604,800 5-year-olds.

#35 Posted by Joygirl (18021 posts) - - Show Bio

All of them.

#36 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Edited by DarkusKnight13 (70 posts) - - Show Bio

i say six hundered and sixy six in num. form 666 :0

#38 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (6845 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman would get dogpiled after the first coupled hundred. He will be immobilized by their dead bodies and eventually will be overrun.

#39 Posted by xlab3000 (3115 posts) - - Show Bio

I say about 200

#40 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

just one

#41 Edited by KingOfAsh (3495 posts) - - Show Bio
Can kill remove Batman from existance in every universe htat he exists in (she might be older than 5 and yes she can actually do that)

#42 Posted by Jack Donaghy (877 posts) - - Show Bio

All the 5 year olds in the world.

#43 Posted by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

@kingofash:

how is this relevant? There are a myriad of characters who could kill Batman, but if they aren't your average 5 year old they're irrelevant to this thread.

#44 Posted by KingOfAsh (3495 posts) - - Show Bio

Fine...

One 5 year old with a knife and the element of surprise.

#45 Posted by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

@kingofash:

that applies to any person who could be killed by a knife, why answer the thread in this way?

#46 Posted by Titan897 (6 posts) - - Show Bio

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

#47 Edited by SpideyPresence (1906 posts) - - Show Bio

Can kill remove Batman from existance in every universe htat he exists in (she might be older than 5 and yes she can actually do that)

Who is this and what anime is she from

#48 Posted by TheMGR (193 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman makes Valeria Richards make him a 5 year old with the powers he has now and 1 shots

#49 Posted by Shawnbaby (10387 posts) - - Show Bio

If the 5 year olds came at him one at a time...he could kill thousands.

If thousands of 5 year olds swarm him at once...he will be overwhelmed quickly.

#50 Posted by KingOfAsh (3495 posts) - - Show Bio

@spideypresence: Haruka Kaminogi from Noein. I'd highly suggest watching it.