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#1 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio

Title says it all

You start 15 feet away. You have a started motorcycle next to you. How long do you think you'll last.

#2 Posted by CalebHara (2421 posts) - - Show Bio

In a fight? Interrogation? Chase?..

#3 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Edited by Joygirl (20795 posts) - - Show Bio

0 seconds

#5 Edited by never give up (10538 posts) - - Show Bio

In a fight? Interrogation? Chase?..

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#6 Posted by Dredeuced (6104 posts) - - Show Bio

As long as it takes for him to reach me.

#7 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Edited by SSJLozza (1576 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao depedns how long his first punch took to connect. We're talking less than a second anyway, and any real person who claims they could go a round with him is BS'ing.

#9 Posted by joewell (8135 posts) - - Show Bio

If he was in-character and not mad at me, forever

If he was bloodlusted, well

As long as it takes for him to reach me.

This

#10 Posted by CalebHara (2421 posts) - - Show Bio

It would take one punch. That i am too slow to block, too slow to dodge, and not durable enough to take.

#11 Edited by Shawnbaby (10996 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite. There isn't a person on this site that wouldn't get stomped by Batman.

#12 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by mhanuroth (224 posts) - - Show Bio

as long as it takes to him to throw a batarang to me a knock me down.

#14 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20819 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm only 14 so I would probably die trying to operate a motorcycle. I probably won't reach the vehicle anyways, as Batman would just knock me out with one of his long-ranged gadgets anyways.

#15 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12644 posts) - - Show Bio

Whenever I see a shadow and ask "Who is that?" .........

#16 Posted by Veshark (9170 posts) - - Show Bio

No sane person from the real-world would even try to go up against the basically-a-near-superhuman Bat. I'd probably piss my pants and last the grand total of 0 seconds if Bats was after me.

#17 Edited by Shawnbaby (10996 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Posted by Veshark (9170 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Edited by russellmania77 (16631 posts) - - Show Bio

I would prefer just to lay down and pretend im knocked out

#20 Posted by AnyWhichWayButUp (850 posts) - - Show Bio

5 seconds I yell Hey is that Joker?! He stares at me for four seconds then takes one second to knock me out outta anger.

#21 Posted by olbassey (64 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a tough one. Batman obviously dictates the terms of this battle. Assuming that he allows me a concession speech, it lasts as long as it takes me to say, "I give up, please don't hurt me!"

#22 Posted by THC (371 posts) - - Show Bio

the title doesn't say it all tho, especially which version, most athletic people could successfully flee with relative ease from Nolan Batman

#23 Posted by MisterWhisper (2584 posts) - - Show Bio

I would last plenty.

My first move will be going.

"I have a question for you Bruce, do you really think your parents would be proud of you?"

While he is in shock from me calling him Bruce and also mentioning his parents I pocket dial 911.

If he moves toward me I would bring up points from his past that he might like to know.

He will question me and talk long enough for the cops to show up and either arrest or drive off the nutcase in the Batman outfit.

Heaven forbid he fights the cops, he will quickly learn there is no plot armor in the real world as he is shot enough to take down an elephant.

#24 Posted by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by Wardemon32 (5488 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I have been taking classes for a while, CLASSES ON KNOWING HOW TO RUN!

#26 Posted by celtic (821 posts) - - Show Bio

As long as it takes for him to reach me.

#27 Edited by KingBoltagon (7 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't even last against this Batman:

#28 Posted by celtic (821 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't even last against this Batman:

I would.

#29 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (24466 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on a whole lot of things. On where I was raised, mostly.

Real me vs batman: Spite. How is a fictional character supposed to stand upto creator level enemy?

Me as a character raised in real world vs comic batman: I die horribly. clear one shot.

As a character raised in comic world vs comic batman: Won't be as bad, the same amount of training gives much more dramatic effects in comic world. Not like bruce was born special.. if I have trained correctly, I have a good shot at lasting, as well as winning.

#30 Edited by WillPayton (11174 posts) - - Show Bio

I could defeat Batman, as long as it's this one:

#31 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6870 posts) - - Show Bio

am i allowed to run over batman?

#32 Edited by GhostRider2 (3833 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Edited by alcoholbob (1208 posts) - - Show Bio

Until the 2nd punch, I have a pretty good jaw.

#34 Posted by russellmania77 (16631 posts) - - Show Bio

am i allowed to run over batman?

batman would still survive and the car will explode

#35 Edited by GhostofOnyx (675 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't last a second.

#36 Edited by Jorgevy (5165 posts) - - Show Bio

I clear. Batman doesn't have superpowers, he only has standard gear and starts 15 feet way, so I'd take him in a few secs, pretty sure

#37 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6870 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77: Makes sense, i was more afraid of him outrunning and catching me on the motorcycle so i thought why not hit him? i realize i might as well lay down in the fetal position and hope he doesnt hurt me

@ghostrider2: ^^^This is why^^^

#38 Posted by HyperViper97 (1351 posts) - - Show Bio

Straight up call him Bruce Wayne and do the whole parents thing. Then yell for supes when bats goes berserk. Victory...

#39 Posted by Floopay (9042 posts) - - Show Bio

I use the Captain Kirk special. It's an Auto-KO, so it should work.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#40 Posted by Bossmoss4l (260 posts) - - Show Bio

Five minutes, and that's only because i will drive away on the motor cycle, and Batman will figure out where I am going and set up a trap there.

#41 Edited by Mortium (697 posts) - - Show Bio

@shawnbaby: Chuck Norris, maybe.

I burn his comic book. I win.

#42 Posted by Batman242 (4896 posts) - - Show Bio

I take the motorcycle outta there. He's probably too fast for me, so I say 1.5 seconds.

#43 Posted by XxGin (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

3 scenarios

1 Me verses a colored comic I will rip that apart like in less than 2 seconds.

2 Me verses this weird guy dressed in a bat costume in my computer in other words me verses a millions of colored pixals I press the x sign on the top right corner of my computer screen

3 Me verses a mentally illed retard in a bat costume that wears his underwear inside out who smokes to much me teaching him how to wear his underwear right kills him to death.

#44 Posted by lorbo (1989 posts) - - Show Bio

I would last plenty.

My first move will be going.

"I have a question for you Bruce, do you really think your parents would be proud of you?"

While he is in shock from me calling him Bruce and also mentioning his parents I pocket dial 911.

If he moves toward me I would bring up points from his past that he might like to know.

He will question me and talk long enough for the cops to show up and either arrest or drive off the nutcase in the Batman outfit.

Heaven forbid he fights the cops, he will quickly learn there is no plot armor in the real world as he is shot enough to take down an elephant.

Your the reason I come to the vine...to laugh hard. I love jokes and joke stories. And I love battles that instigate them.

#45 Posted by MirrorWave4 (1235 posts) - - Show Bio

If I had. 1 day prep I'd effortlessly Curbestomp

#46 Edited by MisterWhisper (2584 posts) - - Show Bio

@lorbo:

Thanks man.

I love jokes and things myself, however in serious threads I try never to joke. Funny threads however, hey I do what I can.

#47 Posted by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#48 Posted by BigCimmerian (9997 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman curbstomps every person who answered this thread including me, under 15 seconds. And I mean all of us combined against him lol.

#49 Edited by reaverlation (18225 posts) - - Show Bio

-10 seconds

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#50 Posted by Wolverine08 (47669 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd drop him.