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#1 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1139 posts) - - Show Bio

Title says it all

You start 15 feet away. You have a started motorcycle next to you. How long do you think you'll last.

#2 Posted by CalebHara (2329 posts) - - Show Bio

In a fight? Interrogation? Chase?..

#3 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1139 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Edited by Joygirl (18133 posts) - - Show Bio

0 seconds

#5 Edited by never give up (9463 posts) - - Show Bio

In a fight? Interrogation? Chase?..

#6 Posted by Dredeuced (5293 posts) - - Show Bio

As long as it takes for him to reach me.

#7 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1139 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Edited by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao depedns how long his first punch took to connect. We're talking less than a second anyway, and any real person who claims they could go a round with him is BS'ing.

#9 Posted by joewell (6242 posts) - - Show Bio

If he was in-character and not mad at me, forever

If he was bloodlusted, well

As long as it takes for him to reach me.

This

#10 Posted by CalebHara (2329 posts) - - Show Bio

It would take one punch. That i am too slow to block, too slow to dodge, and not durable enough to take.

#11 Edited by Shawnbaby (10387 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite. There isn't a person on this site that wouldn't get stomped by Batman.

#12 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1139 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by mhanuroth (208 posts) - - Show Bio

as long as it takes to him to throw a batarang to me a knock me down.

#14 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19889 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm only 14 so I would probably die trying to operate a motorcycle. I probably won't reach the vehicle anyways, as Batman would just knock me out with one of his long-ranged gadgets anyways.

#15 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11447 posts) - - Show Bio

Whenever I see a shadow and ask "Who is that?" .........

#16 Posted by Veshark (9057 posts) - - Show Bio

No sane person from the real-world would even try to go up against the basically-a-near-superhuman Bat. I'd probably piss my pants and last the grand total of 0 seconds if Bats was after me.

#17 Edited by Shawnbaby (10387 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Posted by Veshark (9057 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Edited by russellmania77 (14419 posts) - - Show Bio

I would prefer just to lay down and pretend im knocked out

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#20 Posted by AnyWhichWayButUp (760 posts) - - Show Bio

5 seconds I yell Hey is that Joker?! He stares at me for four seconds then takes one second to knock me out outta anger.

#21 Posted by olbassey (59 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a tough one. Batman obviously dictates the terms of this battle. Assuming that he allows me a concession speech, it lasts as long as it takes me to say, "I give up, please don't hurt me!"

#22 Posted by THC (367 posts) - - Show Bio

the title doesn't say it all tho, especially which version, most athletic people could successfully flee with relative ease from Nolan Batman

#23 Posted by MisterWhisper (1800 posts) - - Show Bio

I would last plenty.

My first move will be going.

"I have a question for you Bruce, do you really think your parents would be proud of you?"

While he is in shock from me calling him Bruce and also mentioning his parents I pocket dial 911.

If he moves toward me I would bring up points from his past that he might like to know.

He will question me and talk long enough for the cops to show up and either arrest or drive off the nutcase in the Batman outfit.

Heaven forbid he fights the cops, he will quickly learn there is no plot armor in the real world as he is shot enough to take down an elephant.

#24 Posted by Pfcoolio14 (1139 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by Wardemon32 (3982 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I have been taking classes for a while, CLASSES ON KNOWING HOW TO RUN!

#26 Posted by celtic (776 posts) - - Show Bio

As long as it takes for him to reach me.

#27 Edited by KingBoltagon (7 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't even last against this Batman:

#28 Posted by celtic (776 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't even last against this Batman:

I would.

#29 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (15902 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on a whole lot of things. On where I was raised, mostly.

Real me vs batman: Spite. How is a fictional character supposed to stand upto creator level enemy?

Me as a character raised in real world vs comic batman: I die horribly. clear one shot.

As a character raised in comic world vs comic batman: Won't be as bad, the same amount of training gives much more dramatic effects in comic world. Not like bruce was born special.. if I have trained correctly, I have a good shot at lasting, as well as winning.

#30 Edited by WillPayton (9047 posts) - - Show Bio

I could defeat Batman, as long as it's this one:

#31 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5391 posts) - - Show Bio

am i allowed to run over batman?

#32 Edited by GhostRider2 (3238 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Edited by alcoholbob (1191 posts) - - Show Bio

Until the 2nd punch, I have a pretty good jaw.

#34 Posted by russellmania77 (14419 posts) - - Show Bio

am i allowed to run over batman?

batman would still survive and the car will explode

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#35 Edited by GhostofOnyx (656 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't last a second.

#36 Edited by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

I clear. Batman doesn't have superpowers, he only has standard gear and starts 15 feet way, so I'd take him in a few secs, pretty sure

#37 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5391 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77: Makes sense, i was more afraid of him outrunning and catching me on the motorcycle so i thought why not hit him? i realize i might as well lay down in the fetal position and hope he doesnt hurt me

@ghostrider2: ^^^This is why^^^

#38 Posted by HyperViper97 (1342 posts) - - Show Bio

Straight up call him Bruce Wayne and do the whole parents thing. Then yell for supes when bats goes berserk. Victory...

#39 Posted by Floopay (8576 posts) - - Show Bio

I use the Captain Kirk special. It's an Auto-KO, so it should work.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#40 Posted by Bossmoss4l (242 posts) - - Show Bio

Five minutes, and that's only because i will drive away on the motor cycle, and Batman will figure out where I am going and set up a trap there.

#41 Edited by Mortium (666 posts) - - Show Bio

@shawnbaby: Chuck Norris, maybe.

I burn his comic book. I win.

#42 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

I take the motorcycle outta there. He's probably too fast for me, so I say 1.5 seconds.

#43 Posted by XxGin (1311 posts) - - Show Bio

3 scenarios

1 Me verses a colored comic I will rip that apart like in less than 2 seconds.

2 Me verses this weird guy dressed in a bat costume in my computer in other words me verses a millions of colored pixals I press the x sign on the top right corner of my computer screen

3 Me verses a mentally illed retard in a bat costume that wears his underwear inside out who smokes to much me teaching him how to wear his underwear right kills him to death.

#44 Posted by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio

I would last plenty.

My first move will be going.

"I have a question for you Bruce, do you really think your parents would be proud of you?"

While he is in shock from me calling him Bruce and also mentioning his parents I pocket dial 911.

If he moves toward me I would bring up points from his past that he might like to know.

He will question me and talk long enough for the cops to show up and either arrest or drive off the nutcase in the Batman outfit.

Heaven forbid he fights the cops, he will quickly learn there is no plot armor in the real world as he is shot enough to take down an elephant.

Your the reason I come to the vine...to laugh hard. I love jokes and joke stories. And I love battles that instigate them.

#45 Posted by MirrorWave4 (1099 posts) - - Show Bio

If I had. 1 day prep I'd effortlessly Curbestomp

#46 Edited by MisterWhisper (1800 posts) - - Show Bio

@lorbo:

Thanks man.

I love jokes and things myself, however in serious threads I try never to joke. Funny threads however, hey I do what I can.

#47 Posted by Pfcoolio14 (1139 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#48 Posted by BigCimmerian (7845 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman curbstomps every person who answered this thread including me, under 15 seconds. And I mean all of us combined against him lol.

#49 Edited by reaverlation (13322 posts) - - Show Bio

-10 seconds

#50 Posted by Wolverine08 (38145 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd drop him.