Honey Badger VS Squirrel Girl - Battles

#1 Edited by ArtsyGal (125 posts) - 6 months, 2 hours ago - Show Bio

the end of us all

Combatants

VS

Location

Details

Morals off (pfft, like they have any), no prep (pfft, like they need any)

Who wins?

What happens to the multiverse?

#2 Edited by Wolfrazer (2350 posts) - 6 months, 2 hours ago - Show Bio

I doubt the squrriels will be much of a threat to a Honey Badger being that they do hunt ground squirrels, but really the Badger just needs to get one nice hit with its claws and SG goes down. But then again SG does have a height advantage and being smarter, whats the location though?

#3 Posted by ArtsyGal (125 posts) - 6 months, 2 hours ago - Show Bio

@Wolfrazer said:

I doubt the squrriels will be much of a threat to a Honey Badger being that they do hunt ground squirrels, but really the Badger just needs to get one nice hit with its claws and SG goes down. But then again SG does have a height advantage and being smarter, whats the location though?

What about Squirrel Girl's off screen victory power? Do you think that would work? x3

The location? The Sun.

#4 Posted by Sissel (1966 posts) - 6 months, 2 hours ago - Show Bio

None.

#5 Posted by Wolfrazer (2350 posts) - 6 months, 1 hour ago - Show Bio

If its on the sun, then both burn to a crisp so neither wins.

#6 Posted by rd2race (271 posts) - 6 months, 15 minutes ago - Show Bio

The sun implodes because of the sheer awesomeness of this titanic battle, The both survive the implosion (squirrel girl because she creates a squirrel barrier around herself and Honey badger survives because he just don't give a F$%#) The honey badger devours wave after wave squirrels. The battle rages across time and space and threatens the very fabric of reality. The I don't give a F#%@ness of the badger eventually overcomes the brutal fighting techniques of squirrel girl for the win.

#7 Posted by Alice_Summers (1209 posts) - 6 months, 13 minutes ago - Show Bio

@rd2race said:

The sun implodes because of the sheer awesomeness of this titanic battle, The both survive the implosion (squirrel girl because she creates a squirrel barrier around herself and Honey badger survives because he just don't give a F$%#) The honey badger devours wave after wave squirrels. The battle rages across time and space and threatens the very fabric of reality. The I don't give a F#%@ness of the badger eventually overcomes the brutal fighting techniques of squirrel girl for the win.

This,this,this ^

#8 Edited by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

SG

#9 Posted by cuddles666 (310 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

Don't care.

#10 Posted by Blacharrt1 (386 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

This Battle would be a dark day for the universe indeed...

#11 Edited by LordVulcan (208 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

Honey Badger dont give a #### so it auto wins. Nothing can beat the Honey Badger. This is a horrible horrible curb stomp. Putting any thing vs Honey Badger is bad. Honey Badger is just to powerful.

#12 Posted by Strider92 (11370 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

Honey Badger just don't care!

#13 Posted by Blacharrt1 (386 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

For the Honey won't give a #### when it loses. Squirrel Girl will win.

#14 Posted by Killemall (13556 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@Alice_Summers said:

@rd2race said:
The sun implodes because of the sheer awesomeness of this titanic battle, The both survive the implosion (squirrel girl because she creates a squirrel barrier around herself and Honey badger survives because he just don't give a F$%#) The honey badger devours wave after wave squirrels. The battle rages across time and space and threatens the very fabric of reality. The I don't give a F#%@ness of the badger eventually overcomes the brutal fighting techniques of squirrel girl for the win.
This,this,this ^

lol i just couldnt stop laughting, well done sir :)

#15 Posted by Alice_Summers (1209 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@SoA: doesn't matter honey badger doesn't give a f**k.

#16 Posted by SoA (3529 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

ahh its a meme , i retract my previous statement and leave you people to your business :: smoke bomb::

#17 Posted by Outside_85 (4669 posts) - 5 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

Honey Badger manages to mortally wound SG before Jemery Clarkson runs it over using the latest Ferrari. Then the Stig comes by and picks up his dinner.