homer simpson vs the chicken - Battles

#1 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

peter beated the chicken countless times but it wasnt easy could homer beat the chicken?

#2 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

well if u ask me id say YES SINCE U WONT ANSWER!!

#3 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I'd say... CHEEKUN!!!!!!

#4 Posted by speedlgt (2107 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

homer would get stomped by the chicken

#5 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

and how is that

#6 Posted by Drake Red (304 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Chicken

#7 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Drake Red said:

"Chicken"

how.

#8 Posted by King Saturn (211250 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Chicken stomps out Homer

#9 Posted by TheDrifter (26533 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Chicken

#10 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Homer lets the chicken hit him until the chicken passes out from exhaustion. Then he breaks its fragile, hollow bones. I mean, really. Homer was a heavyweight boxer. Took cannonballs to the gut. The chicken gets beaten by a retard on a regular basis. Ever see the Whacking Day episode of The Simpsons? Homer is very skilled with a truncheon as well. Alternately, Homer just eats the chicken.

#11 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

homer wud kill the chicken.

#12 Posted by he who is not (156 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

the chicken survives bieng chopped by a plane and thrown out a window,nuff said.

#13 Posted by Drake Red (304 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Chicken

#14 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

he who is not said:

"the chicken survives bieng chopped by a plane and thrown out a window,nuff said."

Homer fell down the Springfield gorge. Twice. Took many cannonballs directly to his gut. He also eats whole chickens. 'Nuff said.

#15 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Homer will beat the crap out of the chicken.

#16 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

ZORN said:

"Homer will beat the crap out of the chicken."

Homer...i mean, you don't see homer sticking his tonge to a fan or sticking his weener to a pencil sharpner....or make his own easy to use razor but putting all the blades to a fan...yea, that didn't go over so well.

Homer wins.

#17 Posted by mkdeadpool2 (154 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Homer, he actually fights alot, though he lost did you see him fight barts "big brother",not as epic as peter vs chicken but you do see him fight

#18 Posted by X-PENSIVE (2 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

THE CHICKEN WINS.