Hit-Monkey Vs. Hit-Girl

Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#1  Edited By King Quisling

No Caption Provided

No Caption Provided
Location: 
Small single bedroom apartment. 
  
Rules: 
- Both are out for the kill. 
- Hit-Girl is equipped with her swords and 2 glocks (16 rounds) 
- Hit-Monkey is equipped with 2 desert eagles ( 14 rounds with 2 back-up clips) 
Avatar image for shattered007
Shattered007

1421

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#2  Edited By Shattered007

Hit Monkey 
I like Hit Girl but she mainly took down a bunch of thungs 
Hit Monkey took on Spider Man and Deadpool and even Deadpool was afraid of him
Avatar image for d3athstroke
D3athstroke

5113

Forum Posts

187

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3  Edited By D3athstroke

Hit Monkey Owned Deadpool And Spiderman : )) 

So Hit Monkey FTW 

Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#4  Edited By King Quisling
@Shattered007: But neither Dp of Spidey were trying to kill him and as I recall Hit-Monkey took them off gaurd. Every other time he didn't fair too well.  
 
@D3athstroke: He did not "own" them. He just surprised them. Once. 
Avatar image for lance_uppercut
Lance Uppercut

23226

Forum Posts

2087

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#5  Edited By Lance Uppercut
@King Quisling: Deadpool was in fact trying to kill Hit-Monkey. Remember the end of the arc, when they're both about to shoot each other?
Avatar image for blessedbyhorus
BlessedbyHorus

7042

Forum Posts

118

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6  Edited By BlessedbyHorus

Hit-girl

Avatar image for chewbaccazm
chewbaccazm

214

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#7  Edited By chewbaccazm

hit monkey wins hands down

Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#8  Edited By King Quisling
@Lance Uppercut: But the barrels were bent. They were being desperate. 
Avatar image for edwardwindsor
EdwardWindsor

14582

Forum Posts

3654

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 9

#9  Edited By EdwardWindsor

Hit monkey he was suprising ok agaisnt spidey and deadpool

Avatar image for lance_uppercut
Lance Uppercut

23226

Forum Posts

2087

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#10  Edited By Lance Uppercut
@King Quisling said:
" @Lance Uppercut: But the barrels were bent. They were being desperate.  "
Neither were desperate. Nothing in the art, the dialogue, or the narration suggested it. They were both actively trying to kill each other.
Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#11  Edited By King Quisling
@Lance Uppercut: They were also well aware that the guns would blow up. 
Avatar image for lance_uppercut
Lance Uppercut

23226

Forum Posts

2087

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#12  Edited By Lance Uppercut
@King Quisling said:
" @Lance Uppercut: They were also well aware that the guns would blow up.  "
That's not a sign of desperation, it's a sign of dedication. They were both willing to die to kill each other.
Avatar image for britt601
Britt601

461

Forum Posts

3

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

#13  Edited By Britt601

Awww..hit girl is slowly growing on me, but I gotta give it to hit monkey
Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#14  Edited By King Quisling
@Lance Uppercut: Where you see dedication, I see desperation. Deadpool is obviously suicidal and at times hopes he never comes back. Hit-Monkey is obviously depressed and exhuasted. It way all or nothing for them both. Granted DP knew he would just heal but he doesn't matter. The thread is about Hit-Monkey. And in that last issue he showed obviously signs of desperation and suicidal tendancies. Plus dude keep in mind he kills only mercenaries; which Hit-Girl isn't. So he would be the one on the defense. Which from the example in his DP run his defensive skills were mediocre at best. 
Avatar image for lance_uppercut
Lance Uppercut

23226

Forum Posts

2087

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#15  Edited By Lance Uppercut
@King Quisling: How is a man that knows he's a comic book character who's life ultimately means nothing in the first place even remotely suicidal? What Deadpool does to himself doesn't matter, and Deadpool knows that. No, Hit-Monkey isn't 'obviously depressed'. There were no little monkey tears, and nothing in the art, the dialogue, or the narration to support this ludicrous claim. You're grasping at straws on this one, and that's the only thing that's obvious in this thread
Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#16  Edited By King Quisling
@Lance Uppercut: Look dude, Deadpool doesn't matter. (Even though, for the sake of the argument, he has amitted to being partially depressed.) The batttle involves Hit-Monkey, who I think is shows multiple signs of depression; which I'm sure will be confirm when his mini-series starts. Either way, even if he wasn't depressed his defensive skills still suck. But I'm done here. 
Avatar image for lance_uppercut
Lance Uppercut

23226

Forum Posts

2087

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#17  Edited By Lance Uppercut
@King Quisling said:
" @Lance Uppercut: Look dude, Deadpool doesn't matter. (Even though, for the sake of the argument, he has amitted to being partially depressed.) The batttle involves Hit-Monkey, who I think is shows multiple signs of depression; which I'm sure will be confirm when his mini-series starts. Either way, even if he wasn't depressed his defensive skills still suck. But I'm done here.  "
Your the one that brought up Deadpool, and your the one who claimed Hit-Monkey is depressed, an asinine assessment you can't prove. Either way. Hit-Girl has no feats on par with the Monkey, and your argument is piss poor. Seriously, the only thing you had was the depression angle and you can't even back that up. You lose.
Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#18  Edited By King Quisling
@Lance Uppercut: It's a competition? 
Avatar image for vance_astro
vance_astro

90107

Forum Posts

51511

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 27

User Lists: 2

#19  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

The monkey shoots her in the face.

Avatar image for council_elite
council elite

600

Forum Posts

25

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#20  Edited By council elite

they both run outta ammo then hit-girl kills the monkey with her swords.
sucks, cause i luv hit-monkey =*{

Avatar image for innervenom123
InnerVenom123

29886

Forum Posts

1786

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 11

User Lists: 1

#21  Edited By InnerVenom123

Hit-Monkey

Avatar image for innervenom123
InnerVenom123

29886

Forum Posts

1786

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 11

User Lists: 1

#22  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Lance Uppercut said:
" @King Quisling said:
" @Lance Uppercut: Look dude, Deadpool doesn't matter. (Even though, for the sake of the argument, he has amitted to being partially depressed.) The batttle involves Hit-Monkey, who I think is shows multiple signs of depression; which I'm sure will be confirm when his mini-series starts. Either way, even if he wasn't depressed his defensive skills still suck. But I'm done here.  "
Your the one that brought up Deadpool, and your the one who claimed Hit-Monkey is depressed, an asinine assessment you can't prove. Either way. Hit-Girl has no feats on par with the Monkey, and your argument is piss poor. Seriously, the only thing you had was the depression angle and you can't even back that up. You lose. "
Read the Deadpool comic, every person who sees him looks at him and says "Why are you so sad?" 
 
If you can tell someone is sad by looking at them, then they're depressed.
Avatar image for king_quisling
King Quisling

2073

Forum Posts

57

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#23  Edited By King Quisling
@InnerVenom123: That's what I said but he's being a d-bag. I also pointed out how he really didn't hold his own against Spidey & DP. They kinda beat him up. The only reason I did this fight is cuz we've seen that both Hit-Monkey and Hit-Girl can easily clear rooms full of scumbags. Idk I have a feeling no one is giving Hit-Girl enough credit just cuz she never fought people with powers. 
Avatar image for matezoide2
Matezoide2

16064

Forum Posts

8551

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 1

#24  Edited By Matezoide2

Hit-Monkey one shots her,end of history

Avatar image for this_guy
this guy

220

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#25  Edited By this guy

hit g

Avatar image for matezoide2
Matezoide2

16064

Forum Posts

8551

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 1

#26  Edited By Matezoide2
@this guy said:
" hit g "
how?
Avatar image for this_guy
this guy

220

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#27  Edited By this guy
@Matezoide: i dont no much about ether of them but isn't hit-g faster?
Avatar image for vance_astro
vance_astro

90107

Forum Posts

51511

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 27

User Lists: 2

#28  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Matezoide said:
" Hit-Monkey one shots her,end of history "
Avatar image for d3athstroke
D3athstroke

5113

Forum Posts

187

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#29  Edited By D3athstroke
@Matezoide said:
" Hit-Monkey one shots her,end of history "


Avatar image for marveljackass433
MarvelJackAss433

12774

Forum Posts

40

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#30  Edited By MarvelJackAss433

HIT MONKEY!!!!

Avatar image for saiyan_earthling
saiyan_earthling

5903

Forum Posts

9263

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#31  Edited By saiyan_earthling

Monkey

Avatar image for hydrabob--defunct
hydrabob--defunct

14985

Forum Posts

7396

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 8

#32  Edited By hydrabob--defunct

Hit Monkey throws poop at her for the win

Avatar image for jasraj
jasraj

4922

Forum Posts

616

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 3

#33  Edited By jasraj
Hit Monkey slaughters Hit Girl
Avatar image for deadcool
Deadcool

6944

Forum Posts

1084

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 35

#34  Edited By Deadcool

Hit-man should be in this thread too...lol

Avatar image for rogue_mar1e
rogue_mar1e

20181

Forum Posts

22668

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

#35  Edited By rogue_mar1e

Hit-Girl ftw

Avatar image for marveljackass433
MarvelJackAss433

12774

Forum Posts

40

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#36  Edited By MarvelJackAss433
@rogue_mar1e:
I want to debate you on this!! 
lol i'm bored.
Avatar image for hydrabob--defunct
hydrabob--defunct

14985

Forum Posts

7396

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 8

#37  Edited By hydrabob--defunct
@Deadcool said:
" Hit-man should be in this thread too...lol "
he can't he's hitting the bottle
Avatar image for marveljackass433
MarvelJackAss433

12774

Forum Posts

40

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#38  Edited By MarvelJackAss433

@hydrabob said:

" @Deadcool said:
" Hit-man should be in this thread too...lol "
he can't he's hitting the bottle "

O___O

Avatar image for laflux
laflux

25242

Forum Posts

2367

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#39  Edited By laflux

hit-monkey

Avatar image for jeanroygrant
jeanroygrant

20442

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#40  Edited By jeanroygrant

@Vance Astro said:

The monkey shoots her in the face.
Browse Boards
Jump to Top

×

Move topic to another board

Pick a board and hit submit

  • (Or search for a more specific forum)
    • Close