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#1 Edited by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok i gathered from what people said it wouldn't be fair to put Hit-Girl up against comic book Punisher, but rather movie Punisher, since that way they both get the disadvantage  of screen writers trying to make it bit more "realistic". The fight is not based on what they done in general, but rather what they have done in their film. Weapons: both get a butterfly knife (sported in both films), punisher gets a bow and arrows, while hit girl gets that chain blade thing that she.( same as ninja assassin). Location: the cave in the picture below.

 
  
#2 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll give you a hint the winner has a penis and is eligible to vote

#3 Posted by FinalStar86 (8681 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher, outside of taking down a bunch of thugs Hit Girl never did anything spectacular, impressive for her age but she would get creamed by Frank

#4 Posted by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio

  

  Just wanted to remind you what she can do
#5 Posted by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio

  

  Just wanted to remind you what she can do
#6 Posted by SilverSentry (2481 posts) - - Show Bio
@Son_of_Magnus said:
"I'll give you a hint the winner has a penis and is eligible to vote "

   
#7 Posted by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio
@SilverSentry: @FinalStar86 said:
" Punisher, outside of taking down a bunch of thugs Hit Girl never did anything spectacular, impressive for her age but she would get creamed by Frank "
I don't really follow the Punisher who has he taken out?
#8 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8737 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher, even if they are both street levelers. Punishers is miles above Hit-Girl...@Jewlz_Verne said:

I don't really follow the Punisher who has he taken out? "
An entire russian mob, a columbian cartels, metahuman supervillains, irish and sicilian mobs, racist militias, terrorists, along with being a Vietnam vet and a decorated Navy Seal. 
 
Yeah... Hit-Girl wold die.
#9 Posted by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio
@Crom-Cruach said:
" Punisher, even if they are both street levelers. Punishers is miles above Hit-Girl...@Jewlz_Verne said:
I don't really follow the Punisher who has he taken out? "
An entire russian mob, a columbian cartels, metahuman supervillains, irish and sicilian mobs, racist militias, terrorists, along with being a Vietnam vet and a decorated Navy Seal.   Yeah... Hit-Girl wold die. "
HAHAHA! agreed for now, were going to have to wait and see what they do with her, i should have said Punisher Vs Big Daddy ( fake batman)
#10 Posted by lagoon_boy (10951 posts) - - Show Bio
@Son_of_Magnus said:
" I'll give you a hint the winner has a penis and is eligible to vote "
Is it Punisher?
#11 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
@lagoon_boy said:
" @Son_of_Magnus said:
" I'll give you a hint the winner has a penis and is eligible to vote "
Is it Punisher? "
i thought it was Hit-Girl :(
#12 Posted by lagoon_boy (10951 posts) - - Show Bio
@Matezoide:  That was my first vote, but a slight Clue gave it away.
#13 Posted by Taima Cha'Tima (262 posts) - - Show Bio

Again, watch the fightscene at the end where she fights frank and gets curbstomped. Nothing different going down here.

#14 Posted by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio
@Taima Cha'Tima said:
" Again, watch the fightscene at the end where she fights frank and gets curbstomped. Nothing different going down here. "
I have just concluded something, hit girl is a movie character, so naturally she would be a bit crapper than she would be in a comic. So what if you put her up against movie punisher? who wins?
#15 Posted by The Mjolnir Wielder (7906 posts) - - Show Bio

Believe it or not, this has already been done before (99.9% of Kick-Ass threads end up failing). Hit-Girl has absolutely no feats that can put her anywhere close to Frank's level.

#16 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass threads just don't work.
 
Punisher slaughterhouse.

#17 Posted by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Mjolnir Wielder said:
" Believe it or not, this has already been done before (99.9% of Kick-Ass threads end up failing). Hit-Girl has absolutely no feats that can put her anywhere close to Frank's level. "
( off topic) Bare with me I'm new to vine I figure it will take me at least a week to get to grips with it.  
 
But i do actually think movie punisher and hit-girl would be a good fight.
#18 Posted by daak1212 (7901 posts) - - Show Bio

In Wolverine Weapon X some number, he took out like 20 Deathloks.

#19 Posted by Jewlz_Verne (73 posts) - - Show Bio
@daak1212 said:
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In Wolverine Weapon X some number, he took out like 20 Deathloks.

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I gathered as a comic book character Punisher would defo take her, i changed the battle to vs movie punisher ( 2004 film)
#20 Posted by NightFang (9904 posts) - - Show Bio

Hitgirl wins.

#21 Posted by albanmanson (1800 posts) - - Show Bio
@FinalStar86 said:
 impressive for her age but she would get creamed by Frank "
#22 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio
@Son_of_Magnus: 
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
@Jewlz_Verne:
Awesome Battle.
 
Punisher gets cut up, but wins. Frank would NOT kill a little girl BTW.
#23 Posted by comicdude23 (11399 posts) - - Show Bio
Frank stomp
#24 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
@NightFang said:
" Hitgirl wins. "
at losing
#25 Posted by SpidermanWins (3980 posts) - - Show Bio

I like hit girl way more but I don't see her surprising the Punisher

#26 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

This isn't happening. Frank would just KO her and leave, very easily.

#27 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
@NightFang said:
" Hitgirl wins. "
You serious? Aganist a man who had once destroyed the marvel universe??
#28 Edited by Vortex13 (12223 posts) - - Show Bio
@goldenshot80 said:

" @NightFang said:

" Hitgirl wins. "
You serious? Aganist a man who had once destroyed the marvel universe?? "
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that this is the movie versions?
#29 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12565 posts) - - Show Bio
@Son_of_Magnus:
wait.......Hitgirl doesnt have a penis? 
 

 
#30 Posted by Ferro Vida (34674 posts) - - Show Bio
@Avenging-X-Bolt said:
" @Son_of_Magnus:
wait.......Hitgirl doesnt have a penis? 
 

"
... LOL 
 
Thomas Jane Punisher had this bad habit of wearing NO BODY ARMOR. If this was Ray Stephenson then he would probably win. But as it stands, Hit Girl has this.
#31 Posted by saiyan_earthling (5378 posts) - - Show Bio

I gotta give the vote to Hit Girl.

#32 Posted by SteveRodgers (728 posts) - - Show Bio

the punisher wins all fights against little girls

#33 Posted by comicdude23 (11399 posts) - - Show Bio
@SteveRodgers said:
"the punisher wins all fights against little girls "
#34 Posted by Vortex13 (12223 posts) - - Show Bio
@SteveRodgers said:
" the punisher wins all fights against little girls "

Really? : P
#35 Posted by comicdude23 (11399 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vortex13 said:
" @SteveRodgers said:
" the punisher wins all fights against little girls "

 
Really? : P "

I was just gonna post this 
 
but i couldn't find it 
 
he's lucky he's alive 
 
but yeah Frank wins
#36 Posted by goblin123 (133 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher won't see this coming...

A 12 year old girl with guns takes him out by surprise... And movie Hit Girl is faster than movie Punisher I think...

so Hit girl win...

#37 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2780 posts) - - Show Bio

Frank wins,,,hit girl isn't beating a Vietnam navy seal,,,,ever!

#38 Posted by kcaz (1371 posts) - - Show Bio

hitgirl doesnt have much impressive feats against stronger opponents, she was defeated by red mist's dad. but she sure knows how to destroy weak punks

#39 Posted by Crackdown (590 posts) - - Show Bio

Frank doesn't kill children, regardless of what they've done. Most likely he would find a way to stun and/or incapacitate her and hand her over to the police, or send her to them

#40 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (6954 posts) - - Show Bio

@Crackdown: Breaking both of her knees would still technically count as not killing her. Though it will be extremely painful.

@Vortex13: @comicdude23: You guys know that scan is out of context right? Just checking to make sure. The girl is Molly Hayes from the Runaways with Superhuman strength and durability rivaling that of the top Marvel girls.

#41 Posted by Hyperlight (5497 posts) - - Show Bio

hit girl only wins if she gets the drop on him. she cannot engage him head on if she wants to win. other than that a lil girl... even a trained lil girl.. is not beating a trained grown man.

#42 Posted by Vortex13 (12223 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmgOmgWtfWtf: I do know who that is, it's Molly Hayes. I would know who it is since I posted the picture. I posted it as a joke, saying he didn't beat all little girls, I am however fully aware of the fact that there was no way in hell frank would beat Molly.

#43 Posted by Bo88gdan (4393 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher

#44 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (6954 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vortex13: Just making sure. Even though you may know the scan within its context, many of the other people may not, so will have the wrong impression.

#45 Posted by goblin123 (133 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bo88gdan:

Hit Girl is too fast for Punisher... remember how fast she moved when fighting against Da Minco's men?

#46 Posted by ComicStooge (12034 posts) - - Show Bio

I could not take her fight in the hallway seriously, due to her face throughout it.

#47 Posted by daak1212 (7901 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher....in a stomp

#48 Posted by goblin123 (133 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicStooge:

Nevertheless the fight DID happen and Hit Girl was ridiculously fast.

On screen Castle has no comparable feats. And so if it's with guns and we are talking about movie versions, HG will probably blow Castle's lights out with her guns while dodging his shots.

#49 Posted by ComicStooge (12034 posts) - - Show Bio

@goblin123 said:

@ComicStooge:

Nevertheless the fight DID happen and Hit Girl was ridiculously fast.

On screen Castle has no comparable feats. And so if it's with guns and we are talking about movie versions, HG will probably blow Castle's lights out with her guns while dodging his shots.

Considering she got snuck up on by a morbidly obese man with no training in a well lit room, I'd say Frank could easily sneak up on her.

#50 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio

punisher easy