Hit-Girl & Big Daddy vs. The Punisher & The Comedian

Hit-Girl and Big Daddy

vs

&

The Punisher & The Comedian.

Round 1: Movie Versions, Standard gear

Round 2:

Movie Versions

Punisher armed with a knife and a bottle of Jack Daniels

Comedian armed with two knives.

Hit-Girl and Big Daddy both armed with two knives each.

Round 3: Comic versions, Standard gear

1. Kick-Ass
2. Kick-Ass, I don't seem to recall Comedian being that strong like everyone else in the movie.
3. Punisher would solo all 3.

Team 2 stomps.

Edit: Oh wait movie versions...

Kick Ass R1 and R2.

Team 2 stomps R3

Oh and this is all Thomas Jane Punisher, so it includes Dirty Laundry.

He did punch through a wall twice at the age of 67.

Team 2

Punisher.

1. Frank/Comedian
2. Kickass
3. Frank/Comedian

http://youtu.be/bWpK0wsnitc?t=6m44s

Punisher Dirty Laundry fight scene. This thing is awesome. Watch it if you haven't already.

Dirty Laundry gave him the much needed H2H feats. His H2H was lacking in his own movie.

Oh yeah. I'd still say movie Hit-Girl was better though. She kicked a guy off a van and threw laminated glass. And she was able to punch Mother Russia and not hurt herself, Colonel broke his hand when trying to punch her, even though MR was a tank and shrugged it all off.

Team 1

Team 1

Punisher solos

@allstarsuperman Yeah I agree that movie Hit Girl was better. Comedian didn't have enough screen time or action scenes (IMO), but I do understand that Watchmen isn't an action story.

Anyways, throwing glass doesn't seem that impressive to me. Also, the punching Mother Russia thing isn't as much of a strength feat as it is a technique feat. There are bad ways of punching, ways that get yourself hurt, and there are ways of punching effectively. The Colonel wasn't exactly trained in combat IIRC or at least it never said or implied he was. Just that he was a mob enforcer. If he had been trained sometime in his life it certainly wasn't to the degree that Hit-Girl was trained.

Round 1: Team 2

Round 2: Team 1 barely

Round 3: Punisher easily solos.

@thecomedian_: You honestly should have just given Punisher a knife in round 3 since standard gear could mean anything for Punisher...an RPG

Team 1

Team 1

Team 2

That;s not what I was talking about. I was saying when his kicks a guy through a windsheild of a van. Laminated/Safety glass is not easilly shattered and ripped. And When she kicked him it did both those thing.

Colonel obviously knew how to land a punch properly. He was, like you said, an Enforcer, and he trained the rest of the Justice Forever how to survive an all out brawl fight, with people how were using lethal weapons.

@allstarsuperman ohhh, okay. That makes sense. That is pretty impressive.

Also, I don't think he trained the JF to fight. Even if he did, though, training them how to survive a group fight doesn't really have to do with his punching skills.

Also, I watched the scene again and I don't think he broke his hand. It just hurt him. So I guess he can throw a punch the right way since it didn't break his hand, but the fact that he didn't break his hand makes HG's feat a little less worth mentioning as a strength feat. I just don't think HG hitting MR and not hurting herself is a very good strength feat. Maybe she doesn't hit as hard as the Colonel? haha. I'm just kidding, but I do think punching through a wall is better. but that's just my opinion.