Harry Potter vs Batman

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#1  Edited By herb_roy_33

Rules:

-Morals on.

-Hermione on.

-Win by KO

-22 Weeks of prep

-Fight takes place in Hogwarts Forbidden Forest

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#2  Edited By hudyman

if morals are on why would harry want to fight batman in the first place?

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#3  Edited By herb_roy_33

Batman is perceived as evil, a muggle that was so clever he found Hogwarts by himself. Or something. Gee, gotta be using my imagination all up in dis.

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You gave Batman 22 weeks of prep. Batman stomps.

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#5  Edited By hudyman

@herb_roy_33: In that case batman wins...

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#6  Edited By Veitha

22 weeks? lol

Without all this prep time, Harry wins, but with 22 weeks he can ask Zatanna to cast a protective spell around him or stuff like this and then stomp Harry.

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#7  Edited By BlackWind

Batman would win without prep. HP characters aren't even peak human. They have to aim their wands like a gun, making it obscenely obvious where their attack will come from. Batman deals with worse on a regular Friday night.

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#8  Edited By Lord_Johnathan

Harry potter magic is piss weak. Most of them are first level wizards by D&D standards at best by comparison. Harry himself would be trounced by a 7th level wizard. Batman has defeated far more potent sorcerers and mages than Harry has ever dreamed of being possible before. And with 22 weeks prep, Batman is going to show up in a potter-verse magic proof power suit with anti-magic devices out the wazoo and beat the living crap out of harry.

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#9  Edited By tomlikesfries

@guttridgeb said:

Batman stomps.

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#10  Edited By N0tS0An0nym0us

COOOOOOOOOOORRRNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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#11  Edited By NyghtMare

@Lord_Johnathan said:

Harry potter magic is piss weak. Most of them are first level wizards by D&D standards at best by comparison. Harry himself would be trounced by a 7th level wizard. Batman has defeated far more potent sorcerers and mages than Harry has ever dreamed of being possible before. And with 22 weeks prep, Batman is going to show up in a potter-verse magic proof power suit with anti-magic devices out the wazoo and beat the living crap out of harry.

Beautifully put.

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#12  Edited By GodDamnIronMan

@Veitha said:

22 weeks? lol

Without all this prep time, Harry wins, but with 22 weeks he can ask Zatanna to cast a protective spell around him or stuff like this and then stomp Harry.

He turns evil remember? I doubt Zatana would help a evil Batman to accomplish such (although Batman can have some contingency plan that tricks her into that, but definitely not ask)

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#13  Edited By Deranged Midget

22 weeks of prep for Bruce and Harry has morals on? That's just not fair. He won't even see it coming.