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#1 Posted by comicace3 (3469 posts) - - Show Bio

New 52 Vs. Movie version.

Battle takes place in Metropolis

Hancock can be drunk or sober.

Superman Has sun-dipped for 1 hour and has called Hancock and asshole at least a thousand times.

Who wins?

FIGHT!

If this has been done before I apologize in advance.

#2 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (4362 posts) - - Show Bio

This has been done according to my knowledge.

#3 Posted by Immortal777 (6858 posts) - - Show Bio

No

#4 Posted by comicace3 (3469 posts) - - Show Bio

@joeagentofhand1: With the same rules?

#5 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (4362 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3: I am not sure.

#6 Posted by NeonGameWave (7686 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman wrecks.

#7 Posted by ToO_RaW (1077 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Hancock have any comic feats?

#8 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

Stalemate.

#9 Posted by GunGunW (996 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman doesn't say the a word.

#10 Posted by Epicbeast3000 (956 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman slaps the sh*t out of hancock, then takes hancock to the other girl he has a crush on and ties up together. Then he waits for a while until they are human and kills them.

#11 Posted by Tohoma (1373 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman.

#12 Posted by 18hunt (2891 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock gets his c**k handed to em! Lol

#13 Posted by batman1988 (26 posts) - - Show Bio

@Tohoma said:

Superman.

#14 Posted by GodDamnIronMan (1553 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3:

You gave Supes sun-dip somemore?! even without Sun-dip, Supes can kick hancock's a$$ anytime...

#15 Posted by FalconPuuunch (942 posts) - - Show Bio

Isn't Hancock basically invincible unless that one chick from Monster is nearby? I think Hancock can kick in Supes teeth, especially sine he doesn't mind killing all that much.

#16 Posted by ToO_RaW (1077 posts) - - Show Bio

@ToO_RaW said:

Does Hancock have any comic feats?

?

#17 Posted by ImmortalT1000 (3170 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman

#18 Posted by SirMethos (1321 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Hancock does not have any feats of strength, that shows he is capable of hurting Superman in any way(even without the sundip). So, Hancock's only chance of winning, is to either A. Find some kryptonite. or B. Somehow put Superman in a state of mind, where he(superman) Kills or K.O.'s himself.

2. Hancock does not have any feats of durability, that shows he is capable of taking anywhere near the level of punishment, that Superman can lay on him, even with just a single punch(even without the sundip). So, aside from the above mentioned methods of winning the fight, his(hancock) only chance of not losing the fight immediately, is to avoid getting hit by Superman.

3. Hancock does not have any feats of speed, that shows he is capable of moving at even remotely the same speeds as Superman.

To summarize: Hancock is incapable of hurting Superman. Hancock is incapable of tanking even a single punch from Superman. And Hancock is incapable of avoiding a punch from Superman.

Superman wins. Easily.

Flagged for mismatch.

#19 Posted by e3zombie (720 posts) - - Show Bio

New superman can bench press the earth... he grabs cock and bends him till he leaks.

#20 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@SirMethos said:

1. Hancock does not have any feats of strength, that shows he is capable of hurting Superman in any way(even without the sundip). So, Hancock's only chance of winning, is to either A. Find some kryptonite. or B. Somehow put Superman in a state of mind, where he(superman) Kills or K.O.'s himself.

2. Hancock does not have any feats of durability, that shows he is capable of taking anywhere near the level of punishment, that Superman can lay on him, even with just a single punch(even without the sundip). So, aside from the above mentioned methods of winning the fight, his(hancock) only chance of not losing the fight immediately, is to avoid getting hit by Superman.

3. Hancock does not have any feats of speed, that shows he is capable of moving at even remotely the same speeds as Superman.

To summarize: Hancock is incapable of hurting Superman. Hancock is incapable of tanking even a single punch from Superman. And Hancock is incapable of avoiding a punch from Superman.

Superman wins. Easily.

Flagged for mismatch.

You're asking for durability feats from Hancock yet the only time he's been shown to be injured or hurt at all is when Mary is around.

#21 Posted by dondave (34274 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman ftw

Online
#22 Posted by SirMethos (1321 posts) - - Show Bio

@Xanni15 said:

You're asking for durability feats from Hancock yet the only time he's been shown to be injured or hurt at all is when Mary is around.

Does he(hancock) have any feats, showing that he can take punishment on the level of what Superman can dish out?

No, he doesn't. It's as simple as that.

I'm not asking for anything, I'm stating simple facts. And the facts show, that Superman wins.

If you have some feats of durability(or strength or speed) that I don't know about, that does show Hancock taking the level of punishment that Superman can dish out, or that does show Hancock moving at speeds comparable to Superman's, or that shows Hancock having strength comparable to Superman's, then I would love to see them. And in the face of such feats, I would be more than happy to concede that I was wrong. But no such feats exist.

Thus, the facts supports my claim: Superman wins. Easily.

#23 Posted by Chibio (920 posts) - - Show Bio
@comicace3 said:
Superman has called Hancock and asshole at least a thousand times.
Out of character.
 
@Epicbeast3000 said:

Superman slaps the sh*t out of hancock, then takes hancock to the other girl he has a crush on and ties up together. Then he waits for a while until they are human and kills them.

In character.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
XD
#24 Posted by jackofspades (1860 posts) - - Show Bio

@SirMethos said:

1. Hancock does not have any feats of strength, that shows he is capable of hurting Superman in any way(even without the sundip). So, Hancock's only chance of winning, is to either A. Find some kryptonite. or B. Somehow put Superman in a state of mind, where he(superman) Kills or K.O.'s himself.

2. Hancock does not have any feats of durability, that shows he is capable of taking anywhere near the level of punishment, that Superman can lay on him, even with just a single punch(even without the sundip). So, aside from the above mentioned methods of winning the fight, his(hancock) only chance of not losing the fight immediately, is to avoid getting hit by Superman.

3. Hancock does not have any feats of speed, that shows he is capable of moving at even remotely the same speeds as Superman.

To summarize: Hancock is incapable of hurting Superman. Hancock is incapable of tanking even a single punch from Superman. And Hancock is incapable of avoiding a punch from Superman.

Superman wins. Easily.

Flagged for mismatch.

this is not a mismatch just your opinion on who wins,now it has been done before

#25 Posted by Immortal777 (6858 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch

#26 Posted by Qpzmg (976 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman.

#27 Posted by SirMethos (1321 posts) - - Show Bio

@jackofspades: I assume then, that you have some facts I don't know about, that makes it so that this match is not a mismatch?

Don't keep 'em to yourself, share with the class. I'm sure that Hancock fanboys worldwide, would love to have some kind of evidence, showing that Hancock is, even close to, an equal to Superman.

#28 Posted by argusx (94 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman under normal power levels could one shot him with no effort considering the power difference.

#29 Posted by AllStarSuperman (19890 posts) - - Show Bio

New supes owns him. He's hundreds of times FTL. Can bench the earth for five days. Tag the flash. And smash green lantern constructs.

Tell me when Hancock does anything on this level?

#30 Posted by tomlikesfries (4625 posts) - - Show Bio

Holy... Do you really hate Hancock that much? Come on, the movie wasn't so bad.

Superman curbstomps.

#31 Posted by Lvenger (18237 posts) - - Show Bio

This

@SirMethos said:

1. Hancock does not have any feats of strength, that shows he is capable of hurting Superman in any way(even without the sundip). So, Hancock's only chance of winning, is to either A. Find some kryptonite. or B. Somehow put Superman in a state of mind, where he(superman) Kills or K.O.'s himself.

2. Hancock does not have any feats of durability, that shows he is capable of taking anywhere near the level of punishment, that Superman can lay on him, even with just a single punch(even without the sundip). So, aside from the above mentioned methods of winning the fight, his(hancock) only chance of not losing the fight immediately, is to avoid getting hit by Superman.

3. Hancock does not have any feats of speed, that shows he is capable of moving at even remotely the same speeds as Superman.

To summarize: Hancock is incapable of hurting Superman. Hancock is incapable of tanking even a single punch from Superman. And Hancock is incapable of avoiding a punch from Superman.

Superman wins. Easily.

Flagged for mismatch.

and this

@SirMethos said:

@Xanni15 said:

You're asking for durability feats from Hancock yet the only time he's been shown to be injured or hurt at all is when Mary is around.

Does he(hancock) have any feats, showing that he can take punishment on the level of what Superman can dish out?

No, he doesn't. It's as simple as that.

I'm not asking for anything, I'm stating simple facts. And the facts show, that Superman wins.

If you have some feats of durability(or strength or speed) that I don't know about, that does show Hancock taking the level of punishment that Superman can dish out, or that does show Hancock moving at speeds comparable to Superman's, or that shows Hancock having strength comparable to Superman's, then I would love to see them. And in the face of such feats, I would be more than happy to concede that I was wrong. But no such feats exist.

Thus, the facts supports my claim: Superman wins. Easily.

#32 Posted by Active_Adaptation (254 posts) - - Show Bio

@SirMethos said:

1. Hancock does not have any feats of strength, that shows he is capable of hurting Superman in any way(even without the sundip). So, Hancock's only chance of winning, is to either A. Find some kryptonite. or B. Somehow put Superman in a state of mind, where he(superman) Kills or K.O.'s himself.

2. Hancock does not have any feats of durability, that shows he is capable of taking anywhere near the level of punishment, that Superman can lay on him, even with just a single punch(even without the sundip). So, aside from the above mentioned methods of winning the fight, his(hancock) only chance of not losing the fight immediately, is to avoid getting hit by Superman.

3. Hancock does not have any feats of speed, that shows he is capable of moving at even remotely the same speeds as Superman.

To summarize: Hancock is incapable of hurting Superman. Hancock is incapable of tanking even a single punch from Superman. And Hancock is incapable of avoiding a punch from Superman.

Superman wins. Easily.

Flagged for mismatch.

This sums it up nicely.

#33 Posted by logy5000 (5643 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock is !@#$%^& overrated.

Superman stomps.

#34 Posted by Frocharocha (2219 posts) - - Show Bio

@tomlikesfries said:

Holy... Do you really hate Hancock that much? Come on, the movie wasn't so bad.

Superman curbstomps.

His hair stays the same after multiple blows. He drinks so much he would piss on super man for being too much drunk. Oh man, they could make a movie on this. It would be so funny.

Hancock "What's your name dude."

Superman- "Suuuuperman."

Hancock: "Superman hahahahahah! superman? hahahahahaha. C'mon. How can you call yourself superman with that stupid suit?".

Superman: "People call me that.... bitch."

Hancock: "Hahahahah! And you can call yourself using a brief everywhere you go? My grandmother was way male than you, and way stronger too. She banged much more girls than you and i bet you use a Kryptonite condom."

Superman " enough." Punches hancock in the face and he fly's to the other side of the city.

Hancock wakes up with his ale destroyed. "You destroyed my ale your goddamn super porn star. Time to die."

#35 Posted by midoriwolff (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman owns, I mean, especially when superman had been dun dipped for an entire hour. Hancock might not be able to land a hit due to Superman being able to phase through hits by vibrating at the speed of light, thus giving him no mass. Assuming he does hit Superman, he is a building buster. However, Superman has shown, of course, outstanding speed and stamina, as well as the strength to move planets after being powered up by the sun for several minutes.