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Every human in battle has a crow bar and cheap rusty scissors, win by death. Battle takes place in a hospital room with Aunt May unconscious and on life support.
Everyone is bloodlusted and being controlled by Mephisto.
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Every human in battle has a crow bar and cheap rusty scissors, win by death. Battle takes place in a hospital room with Aunt May unconscious and on life support.
Everyone is bloodlusted and being controlled by Mephisto.
Gwen
@ty2013: flagged
I'll play along. The dog wins. Uncle Ben is too old to fight back and Gwen isn't strong enough to fight off a bloodlusted dog.
Wouldn't in character Mepshito just let the dog win no matter what? He would make Gwen watch Ben slowly get killed, then have Gwen almost win only to have any hope snatched from her grasp at the last possible moment. Dog Stomps. Mepshito has rigged the fight.
Dog solid 7/10
The other 3 involve spider man mourning over their deaths, stopping being spider man then starting again only to find the dog. Dog tries to kill spidey, it loses. So dog 7/10 Spidey 3/10
@notatreeabush: Shes not that pretty.
Gwen gains spider powers. Dog attacks Ben who calls on Gwen to help him. Gwen (controlled by Mephisto) just laughs as dog kills Ben. Later Mephisto releases Gwen and she realizes she should have stopped the dog and save Ben. Having learned the lesson that, with great power comes great responsibility, Gwen dedicates her life to fighting evil...and dogs.
@matthew1061: LOL
Ok I will go with Gwen. But if the dog is named, she could be in trouble, ain't no one in fiction who wants to mess with a dog that has a name.
Eww Mephisto controlling three persons in a hospital where 4th is bedridden and helpless and one is a dog... Okay I get my coat before my imagination of what Mephisto would really do sullies this thread any further.
And the dog wins and lives for about a week by eating their corpses btw.
A strong 12 year old can one-shot a dog with a crowbar. Either solos the dog, then Ben trumps Gwen's speed advantage with his superior strength, likely by awkwardly wailing with one hand while just taking shots with his other. Gwen goes down like that line-cutting check from Super. If you think about it, this is a very horrifying match you set up, OP. You're f*cked up, man.
@thelocust619: It is pretty messed up, but I found myself laughing.
Uncle Ben puts down the dog old yeller-style. Then he turns to Gwen Stacy from that picture. In his advanced age the sudden influx of blood to his nether regions is to much for him; he dies from a painful heart-attack.
@the_replicator: The dog or Uncle Ben??
@thelurker: Pretty sure he mean Gwen.
@the_happy_wendingo: @thelurker: I definitely meant Gwen.
@the_happy_wendingo: @thelurker: I definitely meant Gwen.
you sure? ben and the dog is pretty sexy
@the_happy_wendingo: @thelurker: I definitely meant Gwen.
you sure? ben and the dog is pretty sexy
I prefer human females. By a wide margin.
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