Guardians of the Galaxy vs Normandy Crew (ME3)

The Guardians of the Galaxy

(Starlord, Gamora, Groot, Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, Agent Venom)

vs the Normandy crew (ME3)

(Vanguard Shepard, Kaiden, EDI, Tali, Liara, Javik, James)

round 1

-max stats and weapon upgrades for all characters.

-no prep

-battle takes place in New York

-Bloodlust on

round 2

-powers only

round 3

-weapons only

round 4

-Shepard vs Starlord

-who can bang the most people within 24 hours without resorting to hookers

round 5

-who's the most badass?

Round 1 - Bloodlusted Gamora, Rocket, and Groot would destroy.

Round 2 - The only one on Guardians team that really has powers is Groot, and kind of Venom.... Groot still might win though.

Round 3 - Rocket's guns...

Round 4 - Shepard as of now, but that's because current Star-Lord is lacking any substantial feats because of all of his retcons. :/

Round 5: Gamora stomps hard in the bad@ss department. :)

My Shepard romances Gamora, ends in sex.