Green Lantern's John Stewart vs Daily Show's Jon Stewart

Battle of the John/Jon Stewarts

John Stewart

Superpower: Green Lantern stuff

Weakness: Yellow Lantern stuff. Wally West's annoyance.

vs

Jon Stewart

Superpower: Comedy

Weakness: Bill O' Reilly's stupidity. Republicans.

1. Rules: Jon Stewart use his newscrew with all yellow everything that include yellow lantern rings. Steven Colbert can be in included.
2. Location: Colbert Report's newsroom
3. No hold's barred.

Who would win? Nobody knows.

Donald Trump.

Why?

Stewart wins.

Why...

But which one?

Batgod

Exactly.

john stewart

jon stewart auto loses

No.

@jeremy1989: You misspelled yes

No I spelled it correctly.

Why not

I'm trying to keep my mouth shut because I would be hypocritical not to, but you're making it insanely hard not to say you have way too much time on your hands.

Okay, so I technically just did, but you might as well ask me not to sleep lying down.

The Green Lantern, by the way. All the comedic tallent in the world can't save you from a giant telekinetic Hammer or chainsaw. (That would have been tough for me to say fast out loud.)

Yes

Yes to John Stewart or yes to Jon Stewart?

This Stuart stomps both

Stewart wins.

Stewart

Daily show one shots with ease.

@ultra_supermanking said:

This Stuart stomps both

Well he aint no Mighty Mouse.

But which one?