General Grievous V.S Machamp w/ lightsabers

Machamp the pokemon? Grieveous duh.

Machamp is pretty much screwed.

wtf

Machamp is pretty much screwed.

Grievous because Machamp has no feats with any sort of sword-like weapon (at least, as far as I know he doesn't. Anyone can feel free to correct me if I'm wrong).

Machamp will throw away thee swords and go clobberin time! LOL

do pokemon have levels in lore or is that just in game mechanics?

@Blood_guts said:

do pokemon have levels in lore or is that just in game mechanics?

As far as I know, it's just game mechanics.

cant machamp shoot rocks or something? i thought he was a rock pokemon?  shouldnt he have acess to rockslide and earthquake?

@Blood_guts said:

cant machamp shoot rocks or something? i thought he was a rock pokemon? shouldnt he have acess to rockslide and earthquake?

I'm pretty sure he's a fighting pokemon - not a rock pokemon.

Considering he was taught by the Wiggles he chops his own arms off

Machamp uses Earthquake and one-shots Grievous.

what i got from bulbapedia. they said to learn every form of martial arts. and can move mountains with one hand. If a Machamp is properly trained she/he can learn a plentaful set of moves and can punch really fast. with the Wiggles training he/she can learn... subsitute, focus energy, foresight I guess.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? the wiggles have expert choreography!!! Is this grievous from movies or tv shows/animated shorts? if its movie grievous itd end like this

@Hazlenaut said:

what i got from bulbapedia. they said to learn every form of martial arts. and can move mountains with one hand. If a Machamp is properly trained she/he can learn a plentaful set of moves and can punch really fast. with the Wiggles training he/she can learn... subsitute, focus energy, foresight I guess.

oh god, machamp wins

@joewell: No, he doesn't. All Grievous needs is a single strike.

@ShootingNova said:

@joewell: No, he doesn't. All Grievous needs is a single strike.

do u see where there fighting,"machamp use rock slide" GG falls off

@joewell: GG can scale the area, so Rocksliding is doing nothing. Machamp can hit fast, but its processing and reaction is much more inferior. So that's almost irrelevant. Grievous has superior processing and reaction speed, and one hit will let him win.

@ShootingNova: machamp knows all martial arts

@joewell: And none of which will turn the tide of the battle.

@ShootingNova: i know

@joewell: So then why bring it up?

Machamp uses bullet punch, punches a hole in grievous' chest.

You're talking to a former competitive pokemon battler, lol. "Former" because I thankfully realized it was a waste of time. Still, I've got da moves.

@minigunman123 said:

Machamp uses bullet punch, punches a hole in grievous' chest.

You're talking to a former competitive pokemon battler, lol. "Former" because I thankfully realized it was a waste of time. Still, I've got da moves.

Same. On the other hand, that won't really harm Grievous. If Machamp wants to punch rather than use sabers (which it probably will) then its attacks won't really get past someone who has tanked blaster shots, explosions from rockets and grenades, and lightsaber strikes. A single hit from Grievous ends the fight.

@ShootingNova: Wait, Grievous took a full-on rocket to the chest?

A: I don't remember that from the movie!

B: Machamp's punch can bulldoze/move mountains, I thought that was discussed earlier in the thread?

@minigunman123: If you're relying solely on the movie, you won't get it. It's from the EU.

Yes, but it has to punch with immense accuracy and Grievous has to be unable to dodge. While it attacks fast, its senses, processing and reacting are nowhere near sufficient to prevent being slain by a single attack.

@ShootingNova: You're forgetting.

No Guard. The only ability worth having on Machamp. He can't miss. Ever.

@minigunman123 said:

@ShootingNova: You're forgetting.

No Guard. The only ability worth having on Machamp. He can't miss. Ever.

Well, I don't know when I last played.

That doesn't make Grievous unable to jump behind, throw its punch back towards itself, or just slay him with a single attack.

@ShootingNova: If you could compare General Grievous' combat speed/reaction time to any pokemon, who would you compare it to?

@minigunman123: I haven't seen a Pokemon have superior reaction/combat speed than Grievous, excluding time control and precognition, of course.

@ShootingNova said:

@minigunman123: I haven't seen a Pokemon have superior reaction/combat speed than Grievous, excluding time control and precognition, of course.

Wtf is with all these Machamp threads where he gets stomped in?

@XImpossibruX: Ask the creator. This is getting flagged.

@ShootingNova said:

@XImpossibruX: Ask the creator. This is getting flagged.

Good.

Anyway, to finish this up, if Machamp has no-guard as an ability, Grievous stomps. Grievous can't miss either, as part of the ability Machamp has; and there's no reason he shouldn't have it; so Grievous takes him down in one attack, before Machamp can move.

Mod lock pl0x. Kthx.

@minigunman123: Yep.