Gazelle (Kingsman) vs Kroenen (Hellboy)

Gazelle (Kingsman: The Secret Service)

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen (Hellboy)

Conditions

Rules

• No morals.
• Starts 25 meters apart.
• Standard knowledge.

Rounds

1. Melee weapons only.
2. Both get Glock 19 with one mag.

Location

Bump

holy smokes, wow what a good match. Prolly go with Karl, just maybe. He was pretty overconfident at times, but hes also very durable.

@killerwasp: Do you see Gazelle slicing him though?

@sundeep: @rogueshadow: @frozen: @lukehero:

Gazelle from Kingsman versus Kroenen from Hellboy.

Metal Legs are the better weapon. She sliced through metal IIRC.

Gazelle also seem faster.

@thatguywithheadphones: @lukehero:

Eggsy managed to dodge and block lots of her kicks though.

Yeah? That just means Eggsy is very fast as well.

Eggsy deflected a bullet off his gun, he's incredibly fast.

Gazelle is too agile

Haven't seen Kingsman.

Watch it, now.

I'll catch it on blu-ray.

@thatguywithheadphones: And Kroenen somehow becomes a fat slouch right?

@rogueshadow: I didn't like it TBH. I just felt like they were making fun og the James Bond series.

That's not necessarily a bad thing, I mean, was it literally just, 'haha James Bond is utter sh*t!' or was it slyly subverting the tropes and imitating them as a love letter to the superspy genre? Look at Shaun of the Dead, it was a parody, but also arguably the best zombie film ever made.

@rogueshadow: The problem is it did try to send a loveletter to the superspy genre but uses the tropes neither slyly nor subversively.

While trying to create a parody it also tries to appeal to the young adult audience as a genuine spy action. I'm 17 myself and IMO it's awful. They even wasted Sir Caine and Sam Jackson's roles IMO (especially Sir Caine).

The only proper parody of superspies are the Johnny English movies. Now that's what I call sly and subversive use of tropes lol.

@mandarinestro: I do enjoy Johnny English, but I'll have to see the film before I can stick my two-penneth in.

@rogueshadow: the guys wrong.

Kingsmen is to Gentlemen Spy, what Kick-Ass is to Superheroes.

@allstarsuperman: ...not even close

The Nazi

@allstarsuperman: @lukehero Also, Kroenen deflected bullets from four to six museum guards.

Mind explaining why...

@irishx: Look! Another anti-American thread by Mandarinestro! All of his threads...GASP!!! CALL THE FBI!!!!

Hmmmm.

@hatemalingsia: An even fight?

@mandarinestro: Yah. Gazelle seems to be more agile , and skilled maybe, but Kroenen has super-durability.

Gazelle is just as skilled as Kroenen, in her own leg-centric way, and she's a lot more agile. Kroenen was deflecting bullets, though, so his reactions and speed are either above hers or on a par. However, while i think this would be a very close fight, i don't think Gazelle can actually put Kroenen down, because he's got sand for blood and is nigh-impossible to effectively damage unless you totally destroy his body. I think they'e very even sword fighters, but Kroenen would eventually win due to his super-durability.

My friend said Gazelle instantly wins because of this. Thoughts?

@mandarinestro: I can see why someone would think that, but first off, Kroenen wouldn't let that happen. Gazelle isn't getting the drop on him, he's just as stealthy as her, and he'd block as many of her attacks as she would his. If anything, Kroenen's more likely to land a hit, as his blades are much easier to use, being on his arms, while she has to kick, jump or flip in order to strike effectively. Basically their whole fight would be a stab-n-parry-fest, but ultimately, if Gazelle slices Kroenen he'd be fine, because dust blood, but if he slices her she'd be hurt. It's much easier for Koenen to hurt, and subsequently kill, Gazelle, providing he manages to land enough hits or a singular lethal hit, but she'd have to decimate him in order to win. Also, considering Kroenen's body armour and semi-mechanical insides, it's not guaranteed she could actually chop him in half. Maybe at the waist, though, or she could go for decapitation, but again, Kroenen wont just stand there and get sliced up.

Essentially, i can see her winning, just not quite as easily as i can see Kroenen winning, due to his durability.

@silverrings: Nice, thanks for posting

Gazelle

@mandarinestro: No worries man, great fight, very close.

Dunno man, this is pretty close. Maybe Gazelle???

Ends in sex.

Both these movies rock. I'm in heaven.

Great fight. Kroenen wins mostly because of his durability.

@never_give_up: Yeah both were really good lol.

@haoalchemist: Eewww

Bump

BUMP!

kinda older/outdated characters but an amazing matchup imo

Id personally back Kronen. His scene at the beginning against the U.S Army was impressive; people say gazelle has more agility(which is true) but it's not by such a margin that it would effect the outcome of the fight. Plus Kronen took a nade to the face and lived.....