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Galactus Vs. Galactus weight in Krypto the Super Dog
I'm backing Krypto. His super strong beam of super alkaline p_ss would literally blind Galactus and Krypto could do this on a super speed fly by. While Galactus is off balance, he could land behind Galactus at super speed, take a super speed dump just behind Galactus's heel and then again at super speed, slam in to the front of Galactus - staggering him. Galactus takes a step back, hits the dump and his foot slips out from under him. He land on his back and then Krypto super speed humps his leg. This causes Galactus some minor heat damage and scars him psychologically for the remainder of the universes life span. Finally Krypto retrieves many small planetoids (fetch boy!) and buries Galactus again at super speed.
Post Edited:2007-10-25 12:06:35
The_Creator says:
"I'm backing Krypto. His super strong beam of super alkaline p_ss would literally bling Galactus and Krypto could do this on a super speed fly by. While Galactus is off balance, he could land behind Galactus at super speed, take a super speed dump just behing Galactus's heel and then again at super speed slam in to the front og Galactus - staggering him Galactus takes a step back, hits the dump and his foot slips out from under him. He land on his back and then Krypto super speed humps his leg. This causes Galactus some minor heat damage and scars him psychologically for the remainder of the universe life span. Finally Krypto retrieves many small planetoids (fetch boy!) and buries Galactus again at super speed."
I was just thinking a bunch of Kryptos jump on top of him like a plague... nothing as extravagant as your novel.
LegendaryKYJ says:
"The_Creator says:"I'm backing Krypto. His super strong beam of super alkaline p_ss would literally bling Galactus and Krypto could do this on a super speed fly by. While Galactus is off balance, he could land behind Galactus at super speed, take a super speed dump just behing Galactus's heel and then again at super speed slam in to the front og Galactus - staggering him Galactus takes a step back, hits the dump and his foot slips out from under him. He land on his back and then Krypto super speed humps his leg. This causes Galactus some minor heat damage and scars him psychologically for the remainder of the universe life span. Finally Krypto retrieves many small planetoids (fetch boy!) and buries Galactus again at super speed."I was just thinking a bunch of Kryptos jump on top of him like a plague... nothing as extravagant as your novel."
Ah the short storey speed writing contests. How I remeber them well......
The_Creator says:
"LegendaryKYJ says:"The_Creator says:Ah the short storey speed writing contests. How I remeber them well...... ""I'm backing Krypto. His super strong beam of super alkaline p_ss would literally bling Galactus and Krypto could do this on a super speed fly by. While Galactus is off balance, he could land behind Galactus at super speed, take a super speed dump just behing Galactus's heel and then again at super speed slam in to the front og Galactus - staggering him Galactus takes a step back, hits the dump and his foot slips out from under him. He land on his back and then Krypto super speed humps his leg. This causes Galactus some minor heat damage and scars him psychologically for the remainder of the universe life span. Finally Krypto retrieves many small planetoids (fetch boy!) and buries Galactus again at super speed."I was just thinking a bunch of Kryptos jump on top of him like a plague... nothing as extravagant as your novel."
Like such:
Kryptos eat Galactus.
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