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#1 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Ah, Galactus. So powerful, so wise, so... Purple? Galactus is indeed no slouch. However, a certain group of people decides it's time to try and put him out of business. Batman comes up with a plan: They will arrange them selves from weakest to strongest, and attack Galactus one at a time. Parker starts to complain, "Batman, that plan seems terrib-" but is cut off with a swift Bat-Kick. Spectre shudders. Anyways, Galactus is clearly aware of their not so great plan, and he has a nice thanksgiving dinner of a few solar systems teeming with life. Galactus is fully fed. I mean, he's bustin' at the belt. Ready to take down this team of heroes one-by-one, he makes a quick stipulation for himself: He must defeat each member of the team within half a second. Otherwise, he considers himself a failure and will move back in with his Mother, living in the basement. The team! (1) Aunt May (2) Squirrel Girl (3) Damian Wayne (4) Batman (5) Captain America (6) Deathstroke (7) Wolverine (8) Spiderman (9) Venom (10) Supergirl (10) Powergirl (11) Martian manhunter (12) Superman (13) Black Adam (14) Despero (15) Thanos (16) Darkseid (17) Odin (18) The Spectre (18) Rune King Thor (19) Living Tribunal (20) Thanos W/ Infinity Gauntlet. Could A fully fed, full power Galactus take out each member of the team in half a second or less?

#2 Posted by menaceforever (3696 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May and Squirll Girl would be too fast for him

#3 Posted by majestic99 (8638 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos with IG solos.

#4 Posted by Dextersinister (5675 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman sends out a group message to every super powered individual he knows there numbers blot out the sun and Galactus just sits back and relaxes as he is freed from an eternal life of guilt and gorging.

#5 Posted by WorldEater (223 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman SOLOS.

#6 Posted by God_Spawn (37140 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dextersinister said:

Batman sends out a group message to every super powered individual he knows there numbers blot out the sun and Galactus just sits back and relaxes as he is freed from an eternal life of guilt and gorging.

....What?

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#7 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

@majestic99 They attack Galactus one at a time, it's not a team effort.

#8 Posted by Sophisticated_Ignorance (100 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May solos.

#9 Posted by KMART4455 (1290 posts) - - Show Bio

Not Thanos with IG... Not in a half second anyway

#10 Posted by Urbs (817 posts) - - Show Bio

RKT, LT, and Thanos could potentially beat him. Spectre would probably last more than half a second.

#11 Edited by Hyper_God (930 posts) - - Show Bio

On a serious note : only Thanos and the Tribunal represent a legitimate threat to him . They'll be the ones to cause him to move back to his mother's basement .

On a non-serious note : Squirrel Girl solos everyone in sight .

#12 Posted by The_Roman (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May stomps.

#13 Posted by Dextersinister (5675 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone from Black Adam up will easily make the one second mark, Thanos up could possibly have an argument for beating him depending on resources at their disposal and Specter up solos.

#14 Posted by ThatThorFan (951 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May, Squirrel Girl, Spectre, RFT, LT, and Thanos w/ IG are the only ones who stand a chance.

#15 Posted by capfan80 (348 posts) - - Show Bio

OK, Squirrel Girl wins just because she does, Spectre wins if the Presence so desires, Thanos w/IG wins, Living Tribunal wins

#16 Posted by SithLantern93 (1973 posts) - - Show Bio

Please for the love of omniverse stop with these ''Aunt May beats him'' or ''Squirrel Girl stomps'' rants. It is as annoying and old as Chuck Norris facts.

#17 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

He stops at Squirrel Girl. And Im not joking - PISkinesis for the win

#18 Posted by eisjfiejss (513 posts) - - Show Bio

Galactus is being overrated here. Even a fully fed Galactus cannot defeat Spectre, LT, or Thanos with IG no matter how much time he has, let alone only half a second. Spectre does not need the backing of the Presence to defeat Galactus he can do so on his own.

I fail to see why RKT is after Spectre, and Thanos with IG is after LT, but I suppose the OP can make it any order he/she wants.

In this scenario Galactus should stop at the first person with superspeed and is smart enough to use it to run far enough away from Galactus before he can react.

#19 Posted by Strider92 (16030 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May and Squirrel Girl stomp the rest get owned.

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#20 Posted by TERMINATOR1234 (312 posts) - - Show Bio

@WorldEater said:

Batman SOLOS.
#21 Posted by Mad8Baller (494 posts) - - Show Bio

Ignoring these two - (1) Aunt May (2) Squirrel Girl
(3) Damian Wayne (5) Captain America (6) Deathstroke (7) Wolverine (8) Spiderman (9) Venom (15) Thanos (16) Darkseid - Full Power Galactus gets a fly swatter.
(4) Batman - Going to need more extra prep else Galactus stomps.
(10) Supergirl (10) Powergirl - Is FTL.  Galactus does nothing.
(11) Martian manhunter - Mind iz BLWN.
(12) Superman - Is FTL.
(13) Black Adam - Is FTL.
(14) Despero - Either Galactus gets Mind BLWN or he just straight up devours the planet.
Galactus isn't going to be straight out stomping these guys - (17) Odin (18) The Spectre (18) Rune King Thor (19) Living Tribunal (20) Thanos W/ Infinity Gauntlet

#22 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

Tbh superman ought to last ore than 0.5 seconds, but if defeat i'd say RKT

#23 Posted by nickzambuto (12656 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok... Aunt May and Squirrel Girl win... it was funny the first 5,000 times in this thread. Can we get a different response?

#24 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto Honestly...

#25 Posted by Stronger (4948 posts) - - Show Bio

@menaceforever said:

Aunt May and Squirll Girl would be too fast for him
#26 Posted by Jeronimo (687 posts) - - Show Bio

Stops at Spectre due to time constraint.

However, given time, a fully fed Galactus>Spectre w/o Presense's direct will.

Otherwise, Squirrel girl SOLOS.

#27 Posted by TERMINATOR1234 (312 posts) - - Show Bio

@WorldEater said:

Batman SOLOS.

NO

#28 Posted by TERMINATOR1234 (312 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman

Thor

Majestic

Doomsday

Lucifer

#29 Posted by fondofpacman (567 posts) - - Show Bio

Odin and Thanos will most likely last more than half a second...and even if you gave Galactus the damn Infinity Gauntlet, he's still nowhere near being able to beat the Living Tribunal.

#30 Posted by WorldEater (223 posts) - - Show Bio
@TERMINATOR1234: OH YES.
#31 Posted by TERMINATOR1234 (312 posts) - - Show Bio

@WorldEater said:

@TERMINATOR1234: OH YES.

Batman would get destroyed within a blink of an eye.

#32 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Fist wins, because he destroyed a HELLCARRIER.

#33 Posted by ripcurl (471 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't get past 19 or 20.

#34 Posted by Nessy (569 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't remember G ever just insta killing people, but if he had then he can definitely do the first 9, and I'd say he could go all the way up to 15. Thanos is obviously weaker but not weak enough to die in 0.5s.

On another note Galactus can't beat Spectre, LT or Thanos w/ HotU.

Also, you have 2 round 18's.

#35 Posted by XImpossibruX (5152 posts) - - Show Bio

@jeanroygrant said:

Iron Fist wins, because he destroyed a HELLCARRIER.

He didn't "Destroy" i,t he hit it hard enough to crack it's Tarmac and crashing it.

Destroy would him punching it and it blowing up instantly.

#36 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17135 posts) - - Show Bio

you should't have put ant may in the list , she's just too much for galactus

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#37 Posted by m0ntyb0y (1244 posts) - - Show Bio

Isn't Spectre more powerful than Galactus?

#38 Posted by WorldEater (223 posts) - - Show Bio
@TERMINATOR1234 said:

@WorldEater said:

@TERMINATOR1234: OH YES.

Batman would get destroyed within a blink of an eye.

Batman can beat anybody with prep. He is Godly.
#39 Posted by TERMINATOR1234 (312 posts) - - Show Bio

@WorldEater said:

@TERMINATOR1234 said:

@WorldEater said:

@TERMINATOR1234: OH YES.

Batman would get destroyed within a blink of an eye.

Batman can beat anybody with prep. He is Godly.

explain to me how he could beat galactus.

batman for example beat superman by cheating and only usinng kryptonite armor and never beat him in anything cannon.

#40 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4689 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

Ok... Aunt May and Squirrel Girl win... it was funny the first 5,000 times in this thread. Can we get a different response?

Jane Austen solos.
#41 Posted by menaceforever (3696 posts) - - Show Bio

I was serious about the Aunt May post The Golden Oldie would be able to defeat him potentially.

#42 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19883 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May has defeated Galactus with a twinkie before.

#43 Posted by Nefarious (18340 posts) - - Show Bio

The Living Tribunal or Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet. 

#44 Posted by WorldEater (223 posts) - - Show Bio
@TERMINATOR1234: Simple, Anti Galactus spray. 
#45 Posted by greenteaforme (1826 posts) - - Show Bio

@Hyper_God said:

On a serious note : only Thanos and the Tribunal represent a legitimate threat to him . They'll be the ones to cause him to move back to his mother's basement .

On a non-serious note : Squirrel Girl solos everyone in sight .

There are other characters.

Host of Celestials, Goblin Force, etc.

#46 Posted by KalTheHokage_2007 (651 posts) - - Show Bio

@WorldEater said:

@TERMINATOR1234: Simple, Anti Galactus spray.

this is always the answer. SA Batman to the rescue.

#47 Posted by WorldEater (223 posts) - - Show Bio
@KalTheHokage_2007: Yep. :)
#48 Posted by TERMINATOR1234 (312 posts) - - Show Bio

@WorldEater: @KalTheHokage_2007:

they invented anti-galactus spray? got any scans of it if i may see?

be specific on how batman would beat him... not make up silly jokes.

#49 Edited by Hyper_God (930 posts) - - Show Bio

@greenteaforme said:

@Hyper_God said:

On a serious note : only Thanos and the Tribunal represent a legitimate threat to him . They'll be the ones to cause him to move back to his mother's basement .

On a non-serious note : Squirrel Girl solos everyone in sight .

There are other characters.

Host of Celestials, Goblin Force, etc.

I am sorry but where exactly are the Celestials or the GE in the OP ? That's right . NOWHERE .

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

Ah, Galactus. So powerful, so wise, so... Purple? Galactus is indeed no slouch. However, a certain group of people decides it's time to try and put him out of business. Batman comes up with a plan: They will arrange them selves from weakest to strongest, and attack Galactus one at a time. Parker starts to complain, "Batman, that plan seems terrib-" but is cut off with a swift Bat-Kick. Spectre shudders. Anyways, Galactus is clearly aware of their not so great plan, and he has a nice thanksgiving dinner of a few solar systems teeming with life. Galactus is fully fed. I mean, he's bustin' at the belt. Ready to take down this team of heroes one-by-one, he makes a quick stipulation for himself: He must defeat each member of the team within half a second. Otherwise, he considers himself a failure and will move back in with his Mother, living in the basement. The team!
(1) Aunt May
(2) Squirrel Girl
(3) Damian Wayne
(4) Batman
(5) Captain America
(6) Deathstroke
(7) Wolverine
(8) Spiderman
(9) Venom
(10) Supergirl
(10) Powergirl
(11) Martian manhunter
(12) Superman
(13) Black Adam
(14) Despero
(15) Thanos
(16) Darkseid
(17) Odin
(18) The Spectre (18) Rune King Thor
(19) Living Tribunal
(20) Thanos W/ Infinity Gauntlet. Could A fully fed, full power Galactus take out each member of the team in half a second or less?
#50 Posted by Super_Perfect_Cell (102 posts) - - Show Bio

@SithLantern93 said:

Please for the love of omniverse stop with these ''Aunt May beats him'' or ''Squirrel Girl stomps'' rants. It is as annoying and old as Chuck Norris facts.

@nickzambuto said:

Ok... Aunt May and Squirrel Girl win... it was funny the first 5,000 times in this thread. Can we get a different response?

@TERMINATOR1234 said:

@WorldEater: @KalTheHokage_2007:

be specific on how batman would beat him... not make up silly jokes.

Agreed on all points.