Galactus (Full Power) vs Chuck Norris

So it's finally here. The legendary battle between the universe's two strongest beings.

Plot: Galactus was devouring some planets for breakfast when a big roundhouse kick flew over his head. He eagered to find out what it was, and after a while of searching he found a being named Chuck Norris who was doing his morning exercise, roundhouse kicking planets as if they were soccerballs. Galactus challanged Chuck to a fight, and of course Chuck accepts.

Fight: Both Galactus and Chuck are at their full power, and their battlefield is the universe.

Does Chuck Norris have his beard?

Yes ofc, just that this picture is so sexy of Chuck. Galactus is at full power as Chuck Norris has his beard.

Ok then galactus will be eating pavement soon.

This is beyond dumb.  Give up on the Chuck Norris crap, it's old, tired and boring.

"This is beyond dumb.  Give up on the Chuck Norris crap, it's old, tired and boring."

chuck SLAUGHTERHOUSE

"This is beyond dumb.  Give up on the Chuck Norris crap, it's old, tired and boring."

I wish I could give this thread a -1.

"Tevnoba said:

"This is beyond dumb.  Give up on the Chuck Norris crap, it's old, tired and boring."

2ndedBTW Galactus SUPREME Curbstomp"

"Tevnoba said:

"This is beyond dumb.  Give up on the Chuck Norris crap, it's old, tired and boring."

"

Chuck norris would die automaticly due to the fact he can't breath in space.....default win for Galactus LOL

"Chuck norris would die automaticly due to the fact he can't breath in space.....default win for Galactus LOL"

"Villelater said:

"Chuck norris would die automaticly due to the fact he can't breath in space.....default win for Galactus LOL"

that is where you are wrong.space can't breathe in chuck norris."

"Pants Astro said:

"Villelater said:

"Chuck norris would die automaticly due to the fact he can't breath in space.....default win for Galactus LOL"

that is where you are wrong.space can't breathe in chuck norris."

hmmm pants astro wonder who that could be"

Galactus...i really hate chuck norris jokes.

"DC_Marvel_1000 said:

"Pants Astro said:

"Villelater said:

"Chuck norris would die automaticly due to the fact he can't breath in space.....default win for Galactus LOL"

that is where you are wrong.space can't breathe in chuck norris."

hmmm pants astro wonder who that could be"

I wish it was me"

chuck norris winz cuz he haz the lolz

and The Jello Pudding Pops

Yea jeez everyone knows Henry Rollins would kick Chucks butt ot the curb in the Worlds Scariest/Koolest White Guy title bout."

Whoa i never knew a thread like this would even make it remotely past this many posts .

"Villelater said:

"Chuck norris would die automaticly due to the fact he can't breath in space.....default win for Galactus LOL"

that is where you are wrong.space can't breathe in chuck norris."

"Pants Astro said:

"Villelater said:

"Chuck norris would die automaticly due to the fact he can't breath in space.....default win for Galactus LOL"

that is where you are wrong.space can't breathe in chuck norris."

ROFL pants ASTRO!!!! IT HAS A PICTURE OF PANTS!!! OMG I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!"

Chuck Norris wins automatically.

"Total rapestomp for Chuck Norriss"

This is such a spite thread.

Like others have said, the Chuck Norris thing is getting old. This isn't a fight. Galactus won't even do anything and Chuck would lose as all his attacks will be completely futile on him.

Chuck Norris blinks and Galactus surrenders

"Chuck Norris blinks and Galactus surrenders "

bruce lee comes in a kills then both, HA i win.

God Norris is cool and all...but enough with the mancrushes.

False. Do you know why Bruce Lee died? He died because he had the audacity to beat Chuck Norris in a movie, so the universe killed him.

Roundhouse kick is enough to bring this big fella down. ^^

Can we give this stupid, moronic, and unfunny crap up.

Galactus looks at Norris and Norris' knees begin to shake.

He realizes that he was only invincible in lame jokes.

Chuck wins because he doesnt have a chin under his beard, only another fist

Norris FTW.

Galactus 

@Tevnoba said:

This is beyond dumb. Give up on the Chuck Norris crap, it's old, tired and boring.

Bruce Lee.