Fat Majin Buu vs Patrick Star

They are both fat, pink, and a little on the stupid side. They can also both change their facial features at will.    They are fighting over who gets to eat the last candy bar. Battle in bikini bottom.  Patrick has prep because he has watched the entire DBZ series over 100 times and knows everything about Buu. Buu isn't allowed to turn Patrick into candy.
 

Patrick will KO himself.

" Patrick will KO himself. "

" Patrick will KO himself. "

I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it. 

" I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it.  "

" I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it.  "

" @Prince CortSether said:

" I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it.  "

Buu used telekinesis to lift up nearly every human on Earth and then turned them into candy (I know candy beam isn't allowed here). Buu just throws him onto land until he dies. I like Patrick more though. If he gets his brain connected again, then he can with preparation in my opinion. "

" @Sexy Merc said:

" @Prince CortSether said:

" I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it.  "

Buu used telekinesis to lift up nearly every human on Earth and then turned them into candy (I know candy beam isn't allowed here). Buu just throws him onto land until he dies. I like Patrick more though. If he gets his brain connected again, then he can with preparation in my opinion. "

That's a great point. But I think Buu will be awed at the sheer  handsomeness of Patrick. Seriously the guy is just oozing pimpery. Once Buu is dazed Patrick will punch him out for the KO and eat the candy bar.  "

" @Prince CortSether said:

" @Sexy Merc said:

" @Prince CortSether said:

" I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it.  "

Buu used telekinesis to lift up nearly every human on Earth and then turned them into candy (I know candy beam isn't allowed here). Buu just throws him onto land until he dies. I like Patrick more though. If he gets his brain connected again, then he can with preparation in my opinion. "

That's a great point. But I think Buu will be awed at the sheer  handsomeness of Patrick. Seriously the guy is just oozing pimpery. Once Buu is dazed Patrick will punch him out for the KO and eat the candy bar.  "

Patrick will not be able to physically harm Buu. "

Well, I dont think buu will able to physically hurt patrick either, or atlest not alot.
 
I mean, the dude has went through everything, having his skin ripped off, burned to ashes, Blown up a bunch of times, and pounded upon by everyone in Bikini Bottom.
 
I think this fight is gonna go to Buu, but Patrick is gonna give him hell.

  Buu    

" Well, I dont think buu will able to physically hurt patrick either, or atlest not alot.  I mean, the dude has went through everything, having his skin ripped off, burned to ashes, Blown up a bunch of times, and pounded upon by everyone in Bikini Bottom.  I think this fight is gonna go to Buu, but Patrick is gonna give him hell. "

Stalemate. 
Patrick is not powerful enough to hurt Buu, but he is too stupid to die if Buu kills him (doesn't make sense, but it doesn't have to).

" @Prince CortSether said:

" I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it.  "

Buu is a planet buster. "

That's a funny picture.

" @mrbobdobalina said:

" @Prince CortSether said:

" I think Patrick wins because he once picked up his rock house and threw it.  "

Buu is a planet buster. "

Yeah.....but Patrick picked up a rock O_O "

" Patrick will KO himself. "

THIS IS PARTIIIIC!!
 
Sorry, someone had to say it ;)

Patrick takes Buu to the Krusty Krab to show Spongbob their new playmate.

Squidward will be terrified.

I never thought of it this way, but Majin Boo is literally a Spongebob character.

Mismatch, PStar7 stomps.

Patrick has toonforce

inb4lock

Patrick at his strongest finds toriyama and asks him to write buu losing to him. With his normal level he gets ashed. He doesn't die, but it's still a win for buu