#1 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (704 posts) - - Show Bio

VS

Fight takes place

The Expendables have been hired to protect Richard Nixon in his secret base. Rorchach has taken over the watchmen, and decides the only way they can continue bringing justice is by toppling this evil man.

The Watchmen start at the helipad. The expendables start at the other side. Due to financial problems the expendables can no longer afford bullets. They have their standard melee weapons, Staham has only two knives.

Comedian has his billy club and knife, Nite owl has his owl claws, Rorchach has a meat cleaver, Silk spectre has bladed stilettos (on her boots), Ozzy has his throwing chair and bubastis (the geneticaly engineered lynx)

Round 1 Watchmen against, Yu,Hemsworth,Couture, Li, and Crews

Round 2 Watchmen against Lundergren,Van damne,Staham,Norris,Stallone, Schwarznegger,Willis and.............. Richard Nixon- unarmed. Will the watchmen assasinate tricky dick and gain the right to fight crime?

#2 Posted by Bo88gdan (4393 posts) - - Show Bio

Watchmen both rounds

#3 Posted by Stronger (4948 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bo88gdan said:

Watchmen both rounds

#4 Posted by laflux (14112 posts) - - Show Bio

Ozy solo's

#5 Posted by 47Taskmaster47 (406 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bo88gdan said:

Watchmen both rounds

But the have CHUCK NORRIS and a ping pong master, a terminator and a transporter.

Watchmen wins both times. Rorschach destroys!

#6 Posted by agentxx (2533 posts) - - Show Bio

Expendables stomp

AA12 shotgun, nuff said.

#7 Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan (2656 posts) - - Show Bio

round 1: watchmen

round 2: CHUCK F*CKING NORRIS

#8 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (704 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by Skunkstein (591 posts) - - Show Bio

Clear Norris stomps.

#10 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1 Watchmen...only Couture, Li and Crews are threats.

Round 2 The Expendables STOMP

#11 Posted by TERMINATORXX (3899 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bo88gdan said:

Watchmen both rounds

#12 Posted by tg1982 (2715 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jayfournines said:

Round 1 Watchmen...only Couture, Li and Crews are threats.

Round 2 The Expendables STOMP

Pretty much agree with this.

#13 Posted by Oni_Bane (1558 posts) - - Show Bio

@tg1982 said:

@Jayfournines said:

Round 1 Watchmen...only Couture, Li and Crews are threats.

Round 2 The Expendables STOMP

Pretty much agree with this.

agreed except I think Li and Couture could take the watchmen

#14 Posted by tg1982 (2715 posts) - - Show Bio

@Oni_Bane: Possibly, I mean they do have "Captain America" on the team. :-)

#15 Posted by DoorstepDude (36 posts) - - Show Bio

Watchmen win both rounds. Ozy solos.

#16 Posted by cliffrice (1014 posts) - - Show Bio

Even without norris all the Expendables have guns and would shot the hell out of the reletively unarmed watchmen.

#17 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@cliffrice said:

Even without norris all the Expendables have guns and would shot the hell out of the reletively unarmed watchmen.

"Due to financial problems the expendables can no longer afford bullets. They have their standard melee weapons, Staham has only two knives."

#18 Posted by Oni_Bane (1558 posts) - - Show Bio

@tg1982 said:

@Oni_Bane: Possibly, I mean they do have "Captain America" on the team. :-)

Exactly, Couture has some really impressive durability feats. He also is the only man to win a title while being in the UFC Hall of Fame and being retired. The man is a monster.

#19 Posted by Shawnbaby (10403 posts) - - Show Bio

@agentxx said:

Expendables stomp

AA12 shotgun, nuff said.

Someone didn't read the OP, 'nuff said

Watchmen win both rounds

#20 Edited by tg1982 (2715 posts) - - Show Bio

@Oni_Bane: Not to mention, 5 time UFC champion, the only champion in multiple weight classes, to my knowledge (someone else may have done it now), and one of my personal favorite fights was Randy VS Sylvia, and then Randy VS Tito "The D-bag" Ortiz (He litterally spanked "The Bad Boy", classic), but most importantly he was and still is a great ambassador for the sport of MMA.

#21 Posted by Oni_Bane (1558 posts) - - Show Bio

@tg1982 said:

@Oni_Bane: Not to mention, 5 time UFC champion, the only champion in multiple weight classes, to my knowledge (someone else may have done it now), and one of my personal favorite fights was Randy VS Sylvia, and then Randy VS Tito "The D-bag" Ortiz (He litterally spanked "The Bad Boy", classic), but most importantly he was and still is a great ambassador for the sport of MMA.

agreed.

#22 Posted by agentxx (2533 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby said:

@agentxx said:

Expendables stomp

AA12 shotgun, nuff said.

Someone didn't read the OP, 'nuff said

Watchmen win both rounds

Oh,.....Norris solo's or Nathan or Li or Terry

#23 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19908 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jayfournines said:

Round 1 Watchmen...only Couture, Li and Crews are threats.

Round 2 The Expendables STOMP

This.

#24 Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan (2656 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris solos

#25 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2780 posts) - - Show Bio

Watchmen win..ozzy would probably solo both rounds..the dude easily lifted a 250 pound man with one arm over his head, and out classed Rorschach and niteowl at the same time...and both of them are capable of defeating half a dozen men at one time

#26 Posted by Shawnbaby (10403 posts) - - Show Bio

@agentxx said:

@Shawnbaby said:

@agentxx said:

Expendables stomp

AA12 shotgun, nuff said.

Someone didn't read the OP, 'nuff said

Watchmen win both rounds

Oh,.....Norris solo's or Nathan or Li or Terry

None of them can even hold a candle to Ozymandias on his worst day.

#27 Posted by hulkbuster94 (501 posts) - - Show Bio

CHUCK AND RORSCHACH HAVE A DUAL TOO THE END OF THE EARTH AS THEY ARE BOTH CHILDREN FROM THE SAME MOTHER

#28 Edited by Chibi_cute (4449 posts) - - Show Bio

spite thread..

this should be chuck norris vs entire marvel /dc verse to make the battle a bit fair.

#29 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

Not fair for the Watchmen.

#30 Posted by God_of_Batman (1300 posts) - - Show Bio

Watchmen first round

Expendables ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STOMP second round.

#31 Posted by Hyperlight (5421 posts) - - Show Bio

Watchmen win..ozzy would probably solo both rounds..the dude easily lifted a 250 pound man with one arm over his head, and out classed Rorschach and niteowl at the same time...and both of them are capable of defeating half a dozen men at one time